View Full Version : How to confront a Creed fan???
merlin
02-12-2001, 01:39 PM
Ok, here is my story. I work in a large engineering lab, and everyone has nice speakers on their PC's. This one guy next to me loves Creed, and blasts them all day long, even when he is gone to hour long meetings. Most people use headphones, but he plays his so loud you cant even hear somebody when the phone rings. How can we go about asking him to use headphones( there has already been several complaints made to him about the volume). If it was PJ I wouldnt complain, I would probably tell him to turn it up!!!
jayscott
02-12-2001, 02:05 PM
When he leaves for one of those meetings, pour a large glass of water into his hard drive, and over his speakers. When he comes back, everyone play dumb. Do this 5 or 6 times, if he still doesn't get the message, I would suggest blunt head trauma, point out the window and yell "hey, isn't that scott stapp!," and when he turns to look away "WHAM!". You might want to sign some kind of "blood pact" with the other members of the office. We don't want any "snitches" blowing this for us should the authorities get involved. PM me and I'll give you some great suggestions for disposing of a body.
js
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I can only be as good as you'll let me.
The answer is: Very carefully. The smells and gases that emit from those things are very unpleasent. Is he singing Creed? The solution is to stick an enema down his throat.
Or you could ask him if he's going out for a talent show. When he asks why, say you were just wondering why he was playing the same song over and over again.
Or burn a copy of Dave Grohl's "Arms Wide Open" and give it to him, knowing a Creed fan would love a kickass cover of their hit song...
Sorry, I only have wise ass answers to your question /images/laugh.gif
bluecow
02-12-2001, 04:15 PM
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merlin
02-12-2001, 04:18 PM
Phil...he doesnt sing, it is much...much worse. He taps his shoes to the beat, very loudly. Thanks for your ideas though!!! :)
_sysiphus_
02-12-2001, 09:13 PM
Awww, merlin, I feel for you - to have to endure that is the cruelest form of punishment I can imagine. Hostility is the only answer.
"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."
northwoodsamyII
02-13-2001, 09:15 AM
WITH ARMS WIDE OPPPPEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!
sorry man, I could not resist. I tred, I was holding my hands sitting on them even, but to no avail.....
TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.
shubugs
02-13-2001, 11:40 AM
BETTER YET, BLAST PEARL JAM ALL DAzY RIGHT BACK!!! :) :) :)
"Push ME and I will Resist".....EV
blue_rain
02-15-2001, 05:24 PM
i love living in england. creed who?
"there is a lot to be said for not saying anything at all" ~ j. a.
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