Adventures of Jeff F. Ament – Final Episode

[Beta]

The Adventures of Jeff Freaking Ament…
The Hand-Talking Hero
-and tonight's episode...

”Plaidsurfshorts and The Thread-Killing Mystery – Final Episode"

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Our SuperHeroes seemed trapped… Creedtonite was everywhere…
They had no more strength OR ears to keep on fighting…
Everything was lost…………

When suddenly……….
A gentle and whispering voice was heard…
it spoke words of wisdom

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The voice was powerful (and cute) enough
to reach Jeff’s ears… finally……….. some hope…
He quickly reacted…

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WHAT THE HELL????????
What’s going on? A strange reaction from our Hero…

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That is not what we need right now, buddy…
We all know that Jeff goes crazy when he’s near some hats…
But his Superfriends need him right now more than ever…
Somebody had to do something…

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Impressive!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Pickles’ voice got Jeff out of trance…
He is not hypnotized anymore…
And what is that???????
The magic hat is indeed giving him strength…

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Jeff’s completely out of control
He is so wired he can do and notice everything around him…
His senses are stronger than ever!!!!
Amazing!
Our Superhero is able to fix everything that goes wrong…
Look at that reaction!!!!!!!!!!! What a move!!!!!!

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Wow!!!! Such awareness… We’re blown away…
All other SuperHeroes were also affected by the magic hat…

To Be Continued


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[Beta]

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Ed follows Jeff…
And the reaction begins…
Then, McGleeky makes his moves…

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What a help from Stone!!!!!!! hehe

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and the final act, by Mattman…

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And the moment everyone waited for…

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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They got what they deserved…
Next time Creedtonite will think twice before
Torturing mankind with their terrible sound
and Messing with our Heroes…

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Now Jeff can tell Sarah what he has discovered…
She was never connected to the Thread-Killing Mystery…
and now she is free of guilt!!!


Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice…

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Our Heroes can finally rest…
and do what they love the most…

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That’s all folks!

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Special thanks:
- Plaidsurfshorts (she’s too cool) /images/smile.gif

- Synergy and Clouds Roll By (for the pictures) /images/wink.gif

- Johnny Carwash (just because) /images/tongue.gif
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The Adventures of Jeff Freaking Ament - The Hand-Talking Hero

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[pearlmelon]

LOL, Beta...I had no idea Jeff was so conceited...
He should take some lessons in modesty from Ed. /images/tongue.gif hehe.

Thanks for the laugh, as always. /images/laugh.gif

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"Down to the earth I fell with dripping wings... heavy things won’t fly..."

[supposedstargazr]

LOL! ( I and I promise, I am laughing out loud!) that was great, Beta! So good to see good triumph over evil.

[share]

you are the best!!! - that was hysterical!

(i always feel like the joker in batman - where do
they get these marvelous toys????)

[Plaidsurfshorts]

Holy fucking shit!!!! /images/laugh.gif *ROTFLMAO!!!!

*STANDING OVATION*

Thank you SO MUCH for these wonderful stories!!
I have never had my confidence restored through humor in such a manner before!! Aw, too funny!!
You're a Saint, you know?!

(((Beta)))

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[anotherchild]

beta, you are amazing!!!
i love that bit with stone breathing fire, aw heck the whole thing was great!
too bad it has to end.

[miabella]

AH! Now I can sleep once once again, but it's all over! The band kicked ass, took names (and thankfully, bad music too) and showed us the beauty that could be of all HTML message boards. All the emotions! Beta, I think I'm going to have to cry! The end, the end, the end- there's always, "The End".

Tissue please,
mi...aaaaahahahaaa

[Johnny Carwash]

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you are too good baby/images/smile.gif
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[prism]

oh Beta, you are sooo freaking funny /images/laugh.gif thanks so much for making me laugh so hysterically /images/laugh.gif I love your stories, you are too /images/cool.gif

[blue_rain]

'the adventures are mine, why am i back here?' LOL!
thanks for the laugh!

"there is a lot to be said for not saying anything at all" ~ j. a.

[_sysiphus_]

Ah, Beta, at least it ends on a good note - the Stapp attacks were precious. If only somebody would put him out of MY misery, then all would be well!

"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

[Elsinha]

LOL/images/laugh.gif
This is great Beta!/images/cool.gif
Thanx!


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[reallygroovN]

thanks for the great story!!!!!!!

you are super /images/cool.gif

infact...i think you should be one of them superheros...hmmmm...betagirl......you could wear a cape /images/smile.gif and a really cool hat /images/wink.gif you would be the smart, cute, computer girl (with a powerful kungfoo chop) who always solves the problem and gets the boy /images/wink.gif

[Phil]

Beta, that kicked ASS!!! I hear Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are going to create a giant breast enhancing gun in a plot to take over Seattle... any truth to the rumor?

I'm waiting for the new season already /images/cool.gif

[miabella]

Phil, that is just like a Christina Aggravata thing to do, too! Remember what happened to our SuperHero Ed in Philly, night 2? He'll forget all the words again...I wonder if he has enough power to resist?

mia

[anescence]

LMAO!! Oh beta, this is priceless!!! I love it Thanks!!!!/images/laugh.gif

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My mind not only wanders....it sometimes leaves completely /images/crazy.gif

[ByzantineBug]

Maaaanm,,,...Beta,..It rocked!! /images/smile.gif
I loved it,..but please,no more chili for Stoney../images/laugh.gif


Hurrah for Jeff F. Ament!

Whatever it takes,where ever I may go,as long as my stuffed monkey may go with me.