3 stooges!!

[oblio]

The LAPD,the FBI,& the CIA are all trying to prove
that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The president decides to give them a test. He
releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them
has to catch it.

The CIA goes in first. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After 3 months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in next. After 2 weeks with no leads they burn the forest,killing everything in it,
including the rabbit and they make no apologies.
They said the rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD then goes in. They come out 2 hours later
with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling,
"okay,I'm a rabbit,I'm a rabbit."

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"a point in every direction is the same
as having no point at all"

[prism]

what i don't understand (and probably never will) is why more people aren't ashamed to be Americans....I know that I am....and these are just 3 of the many reasons why...because behind that joke is a great deal of truth

Tonight on the news they were making a big deal about how Bush is gonna have 20 regular families visit the White House so that he can hear from the "regular joes" how they feel about issues....these 20 families are all Republican and of the 2 families that they showed they were both white and at the very least upper-middle class /images/mad.gif

[takemyhand]

Too true and very proud to be a Canadian after reading that.

Anne

take my hand, not my picture

[reallygroovN]

hey ob.....are you reading nelson demille's lion's game? i am and i just read that joke in there. if you are....what do you think? if you arent...it is a really great book and you gotta read it!!!!!