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Phil
02-05-2001, 02:34 AM
PEARL JAM BACK IN THE NEWS WITH NEW BOOTLEGS

Seattle: Grunge rockers Pearl Jam have vaulted back into the limelight again, embarking on a multimillion dollar publicity tour to push their unprecidented complete bootleg collection for the 2000 American tour.

The Seattle band appeared at halftime of last Sunday's Superbowl, wowing audiences by performing a joint, extended version of their classic hit "Black" with heartthrobs N-Synch and pop harlot Britney Spears. Frontman Ed Vedder even teased the audience with several bars of "Baby Bye Bye Bye", while guitarist Mike McCready closed out the performance by ripping off several chords from Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time", while Stone Gossard grinded suggestively with Spears, with whom he's been romantically linked. The dance moves raised some eyebrows, but Gossard was unrepentant. "I don't give a (bleep) what those old (bleeps) say, Britney and I are just (bleeping), and it's nothing (bleeping) serious. If they have a (bleeping) problem with that, they can come (bleep) (bleeping) (bleep) Dakota while their (bleeping) mothers watch!" Dakota is the three foot tall rapper who appears on the Binaural song "Rival".

As for Vedder, the appearance was a redemption of sorts. The frontman, who appeared at the show in a pink feather boa, a plaid miniskirt, and jam colored Lee press on nails, had recently been re-hired as lead singer. Vedder was fired in 1993 and again in 1995, replaced both times by David Lee Roth. Gossard was satisfied with the return of "original" Pearl Jam, featuring Vedder: "That (bleep) is flamboyant as (bleep) and a real (bleephole), but we've gotten over the whole (bleeping) incident with the throwing knives backstage at MSG, and Mike forgave him. He even dropped the (bleeping) lawsuit to pay for the injuries. Ed (bleeping) said he was sorry, so we're just (bleeping) glad he's back in the fold."

Vedder was fired after the Superbowl performance, and Roth re-hired. Said Gossard later: "No (bleeping) comment."

The new bootlegs will feature every show on the North American tour. Among the highlighted shows, which Pearl Jam chose as their best (they will charge an extra ten dollars for these shows, which have a dollar sign stamped on the back) are the Tampa show, which featured drummer Matt Cameron experimenting with techno drum pads, and the Las Vegas show, where Vedder duets with Fred Durst on "Corduroy". The Seattle I show features a rare "I'm Turning Japanese" tag on the hit "Daughter". The bootlegs, said Gossard, are a chance to give back to the fans: "We really do give a (bleep) about those (bleepers). I mean, they keep us in (bleeping) champaigne and (bleeping) caviar. And I'm not talking about that cheap (bleep). And last night, I (bleeping) had three eighteen year old (bleeps) doing it in my dressing room... you've gotta (bleeping) love that!"

Gossard went on to reveal that the boots will cost $49.95 apiece (aforementioned "bleeping decent ones" will sell for $59.95), and will feature a special hologram, preventing disk copying. "If those (bleepers) want one, they can buy one... am I (bleeping) right?"

The boots are complete, except for three shows cancelled in the midwest when the band refused to perform with neophytes Lifehouse, due to, as Gossard explained, "(Bleeping) creative differences".

As for Binaural, the band's last studio album, the MTV promotion has only fueled its fire. The album hit 65 million sales this past week. Next on the promotional tour is a joint appearance with Papa Roach at Spring Break, where Gossard plans to judge the MTV wet tee shirt contest.

Stay tuned... After over ten years, Pearl Jam is going strong. As Gossard put it when asked about the band's overwhelming long term popularity: "You're (bleeping) right we are!"

RogueTrader
02-05-2001, 02:47 AM
Ahhhh....that's my boys....That (bleeping) Gossard guy really does have a (bleeping) dirty (bleeping) mouth......didn't his (bleep bleep bleeping) old (bleep bleeping bleep( mother teach the little (bleep) and (bleeping) manners.

M

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prism
02-05-2001, 04:33 AM
/images/laugh.gif LOL...Phil have you been putting little tabs under your tongue?....eaten any funny smelling mushrooms? licked any toads by chance?....whoa, you're too much /images/laugh.gif

eddievedderrocks
02-05-2001, 05:50 AM
LMAO!!!
fuck that was good!/images/laugh.gif


"its..to feel y'know...not what to feel, but to feel something"

northwoodsamyII
02-05-2001, 08:35 AM
bizarro indeed phil....thanks for the laughs...but did you have to go so far as a pink boa and plaid miniskirt????



note to self: Self, find out what the hell Ed was doing in your closet....

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panther-girl
02-05-2001, 08:53 AM
Phil....THANK YOU for the Monday morning laugh .... I'm sitting here wiping the tears from my eyes.... :) :) :) :)
hilarious!

Plaidsurfshorts
02-05-2001, 11:26 AM
*ROTFLMAO!!! /images/laugh.gif
Thanks, Phil. That was fucking classic!! Gave me my first smile o' the day! Great stuff!!!

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

StephK10
02-05-2001, 11:41 AM
now THAT was fuckin' hysterical, phil... :)

Highway23
02-05-2001, 12:33 PM
AHAHHAHAHAHA GREAT FUCKING STUFF PHIL THANKS!!!

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reallygroovN
02-05-2001, 01:11 PM
/images/smile.gif /images/smile.gif /images/smile.gif /images/tongue.gif

phil, u (bleeping) rock!

although i have to agree with amy, ed in a pink feather boa and miniskirt was a bit toooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!

yer ardy
02-05-2001, 01:29 PM
that's what you get for pouring beer
over yer cheerios, dude /images/smile.gif



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csmooth24
02-05-2001, 01:52 PM
great bleeping bleep!

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mensane
02-05-2001, 04:34 PM
hahahahahahahahaha

im not really insane- well not all the time.....

Beta
02-05-2001, 04:37 PM
OH MY GOD!

This is too funny!!!

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edvedderismyhero
02-05-2001, 04:57 PM
oh wow, that's cracking me up!! that's hilarious!!! That's the PEarl Jam we never wanna see !!


Lauren

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

13throwcenter
02-05-2001, 06:09 PM
Your journalistic integrity is truly admirable.


I think you are my hero.
I think you already know that. /images/wink.gif


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dotheevolution11
02-05-2001, 07:38 PM
hahaha... Thanks Phil... that was great...
I don't know... I disagree with you guys... I think it'd be kinda cool to see Ed in a mini-skirt... but I'm crazy like that :)

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bluecow
02-05-2001, 10:06 PM
LOL... ahhh, eddie in a miniskirt, we can only dream...













(shit, i think that would be kinda scary.)

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_sysiphus_
02-05-2001, 10:13 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Phil you are a genius!!!!!!!!

"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

Do_the_Evolution
02-05-2001, 11:16 PM
that is very good, now your going to have me laughing for weeks /images/smile.gif

People are people... so why should it be? That you and I should get along so awfully? DM

ByzantineBug
02-06-2001, 10:52 AM
"If those (bleepers) want one, they can buy one... am I (bleeping) right?"

Damn right ;)



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Karenthevedder
02-06-2001, 06:02 PM
That was (bleeping) hilarious!!!!
Where the (bleep) did you find that>?????

Karenthevedder

Karenthevedder
02-06-2001, 06:06 PM
Well, there is that pic of eddie in drag..with "Billy I'm yours" written on his tummy...his IS wearing very tight spandex shorts......thats about as close to a mini-skirt as we will ever get /images/wink.gif

Karenthevedder

mtgirl
02-06-2001, 06:59 PM
rotflmao dude! spanks a mil phil

reallygroovN
02-06-2001, 07:37 PM
im not sure....but i betcha that ed has realllllly hairy legs /images/shocked.gif

bluecow
02-06-2001, 08:16 PM
oh yeah, forgot about that. hehe, but a boa and miniskirt would be even more funny if he had the beard. /images/smile.gif

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Jesus saves....

passes to Moses; he shoots he scores!

grungeulele
02-07-2001, 12:10 AM
Oh.....I so needed to laugh. (still trying to breathe)
Thanks Phil! /images/smile.gif

-Mike told me not to cut off my feet to play like him because it wasn't worth it.-

13throwcenter
02-07-2001, 01:57 AM
Come on Karen... surely you know this is from the brain of our very own Phil!


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13throwcenter
12-30-2001, 02:41 PM
just for the fun of it : )



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Peace Frog
12-30-2001, 03:06 PM
(bleeping) funny as (bleep) /images/laugh.gif

Kindred to be an American!

Phil
12-30-2001, 03:55 PM
LOL... I can't believe that one's still around/images/laugh.gif

"Seriously, Penn based his "Ridgemont High" character on me!" -Fake Ed quote, 11/01

peacefulness
12-30-2001, 06:48 PM
I remember reading this... was it on synergy?... cuz I think that was the only message board I was chatting on late '00/early '01. hrmm.

Well, it doesn't matter.... it's still funny. hehehe.

~Melanie

"'Let them eat cake,' she says 'just like Marie Antoinette'"

MonkeyBrains
12-30-2001, 09:09 PM
Phil.. you are the master of bullshit (no bleeps here, sorry guys.. Pure brillance.. And all is so clear about why the guy on stage last time I went to see Pearl Jam play was jumping round like a loon in spandex pants!!

J

I'm danger, I Roar, I swear I'm not a Whore!!