Purity Test..

[MonkeyBrains]

I just got sent one of those tests to find out how "pure" you are..

I scored 225 (I think the lower the score the more pure you are) and the little quote thing that came along with it was..

'Who let you out on a day pass buddy!!! Best we put you back in the straight jakect for everybody's sake.'

It's an excel spreadsheet anyone who wants it PM me your email & I'll send it on..


I feel like being naughty now.. :evil:

[GreenDisease]

Just PMed you without realizing that it was on Excel spreadsheet.

My computer doesn't have the excel program..can I still take it?

CRAP!

[GreenDisease]

Hey Jess

I downloaded it and it wont let me open the file without having the program or it wont be able to open.

this blows. :( Excel is such a popular program, I dont know why my computer didnt come with it.

darnit! :(

Ah what the hell..I already know Im pure. LOL

[MonkeyBrains]

Cara, That's a bit shit.. No there's no other way you can take it, although you could probably find something similar on the net..
I dunno either..

Sure you are!! :cheek:

[luv2rok]

I'm saving myself :eek:

[RogueTrader]

hmmmm...

<b>347</b>

<i>You are an absolute mongrel. Just as well you can't lick your own genetils or you would never leave the house.</i>

Drinking: 94%
Sex: 86%
Drugs: 88%
Total: 84%

I first took this test back in 1998...I thik that at this time I scored in the same range as dear Jessica....look at how I have lived my life since then.

::M

[MonkeyBrains]

Did you say yes to sleeping with a family member??

[peacefulness]

I made an 11. Yes, only two digits. Huh! lol

Drinking: 11%
Sex: 12%
Drugs: 0%

I'm so damn good. HAHAHAHA!

~Melanie

[MonkeyBrains]

Mel.. That's amazing!!

[peacefulness]

being reclusive and boring probably helps here. Or maybe that just shows how incredibly closed off I am. hmmm.

~Melanie

[RogueTrader]

of course ot!! I've just beenm a bad boy...

::M

[MonkeyBrains]

I well aware of that!!
Yes to licking an eyeball??

[RogueTrader]

actually, I got two there...I have definateky licked an eyeball, but oinly to get a highre score on the old test. So I get two purity points for it!!

::M

[peacefulness]

what is the highest one can make on this test just know? i didn't happen to notice if it said anywhere.

I think I could have scored higher had they asked a few other questions. I won't mention what those are. i'll just say that some of them, had I been willing to take a little less literally, my answer would have been different. :rolleyes: So no one is perfect. oh well. hehehe

And, yes rogue, it would seem that you are very very very very very bad. hahaha

~Melanie

[Not_Trapped]

i got a 33

drinking:: 28%
sex:: 18%
drugs:: 0%
total:: 26%

--dominic--

[GreenDisease]

I am Jess I swear!!

No sex, no drugs, and very little drinking! I'd probably get lower then Melanie. LOL

Damn Excel. :(

[peacefulness]

I don't know cara, I'm sure you could have drank enough to compensate for my sex and drinking percentage. hahahaha. ;)

~Melanie

[peacefulness]

actually, you probably could score less. I just want to be the resident angel. hehehe

~Melanie

[reallygroovN]

196
enjoying life to the max without fear of injury ;) yep, thats me :P

drinking 56%
sex 59%
drugs 63%
total 58%

those questions were hilarious :D

[Smirks]

Meesa got a 169 ... You're enjoying life to the max, without fear of injury

83% Drinking
39% Sex
88% Drugs
54% Total

[RogueTrader]

Jesus, guys...get out and live a little, will ya!!

::M

[reallygroovN]

yeah, get out there and lick some eyeballs :P :cyclops: :D

[Smirks]

Originally posted by reallygroovN
yeah, get out there and lick some eyeballs :P :cyclops: :D
I don't think my score is too bad considering my age.... ;)

Otherwise, I'm a little ashamed of what appears to be my rampant use of drugs. I just want to clarify that I scored an 88% on drugs because I used to be involed with some people where we sold some stuff to friends..... ;)

[reallygroovN]

ya know, the thing that saved me from being totally depraved was my involvement in church :P going there every week shaved major points off my score :)

[Smirks]

Mine too.... I do go to church! Honeslty! :chinese:

[RogueTrader]

I just want to clarify that I scored an 88% on drugs

The only thing you should be ashamed of is the fact that this number is so low!!

I councilyou to go out and rampantly abuse even more controlled substances!!

::M

[Not_Trapped]

okay michael - you really push drug use - why? i really do wonder - i have talked to a lot of people who are like "it's fun" but you seem to have some deeper reasoning for it or you are just having fun - hard to tell - so why should i as a 0% drug user go out and just get blitzed :) convince me - my friend told me that if i only ever do one drug my whole life that i should do exstasy - what do you think? give ma breakdown of drugs and their benefits - :)

dominic

[Smirks]

Originally posted by RogueTrader
The only thing you should be ashamed of is the fact that this number is so low!!

I councilyou to go out and rampantly abuse even more controlled substances!!

::M
You got an 88% on Drugs too! Lets go do massive ammounts of drugs together. Yea!

[csmooth24]

ok, where can i get this purity test???

[Not_Trapped]

PM monkeybrains and eventually she'll send it to you - it's funny

dominic

[Not_Trapped]

i've decided to change my ways and have had my face buried in a mound of coke for the last hour - i feel like i've eaten 1000 powdered donuts and having nothing to show for it - not even a tummy ache - oh well - :)

dominic

[csmooth24]

what the fuck?

:puzzled: :P

[Not_Trapped]

okay, i didnt really do that - am i that transparent?

dominic

[csmooth24]

as an overhead sheet...

[RogueTrader]

I've got it. Anyone whowants can PM me their email and Iwill send it on.

::M

[Not_Trapped]

Originally posted by csmooth24
as an overhead sheet...

SHIT! what do my underwear look like...wait, chris, don't answer that - cath, jami, mel, shaley, pris, katie, shannon, etc etc etc - come on - what do they look like? color and style!

dominic

[reallygroovN]

pink thong

mymymy dominic...i think you lied on a few of those questions ;) :P

[corduroykate]

i'll never tell ;) :O :rolleyes:

[Not_Trapped]

Originally posted by reallygroovN
pink thong

mymymy dominic...i think you lied on a few of those questions ;) :P

cath....come on - dammit - thong - whaddya play me for - i was hoping that you guys would see that i had NOTHING on

dominic

[peacefulness]

damn, I was gonna go for black silk boxers with red x's and o's on them. :)

Or bunches of :D and :). hahaha

Nothing's better. :P:0;)

~Melanie

[MonkeyBrains]

Tighty Whitey's..

[RogueTrader]

I'm not wearing any underwear at all today.

::M

[MonkeyBrains]

Why?? Didn't you go home last night??

[RogueTrader]

Sure I did...I just like to go commando on the odd occasioan...

::M

[Not_Trapped]

odd occassion indeed, michael....

not tight whiteys-i NEVER wear those. i am weird though. i used to wear cotton compression shorts for basketball and for workouts - shooting workouts not weights or anything (yes, i used to be a stud basketball player then i ripped my knee apart and everything went down the tubes) and got used to the feel of something on my legs under my shorts. anyway, i tried wearing boxers and couldn't do it but couldn't stand regular briefs anymore so now i wear both at the same time. i am just now starting to get into the whole boxer/brief type thing. i like them but it's still a little weird. yeah, i'm a dork-sue me.

dominic

[csmooth24]

finally took this bastard...

193

Drinking 94%
Sex 49%
Drugs 50%
Total 53%

interesting...