god bless us....

[northwoodsamyII]

why? i'll tellya why...

a) we're alive
b) we got Pearl Jam music to please us in so many ways
c) we've got each other...friends you know...
d) just because yo....


now, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to go and listen to me favorite PJ song off me favorite PJ album....Faithful off of Yield. Now go, go on, be off...go havea listen....relax, find calm in Ed's manipulation and linkage of the English language.....it's just perty you know?

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[Baby Bowler]

i've always spelled it purdy. hmmmmm. check out *amy's* manipulation of the english language. watch out ed, you got some competition.

[northwoodsamyII]

you WERE aware that I wrote the words to Yellow Ledbetter but Ed stole them right??? I was drunk off of too much wine and he sliped out the back door with em...that's ed for ya- my back door man

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[Baby Bowler]

i suspected it was you...but now that i know for sure i am going to have him arrested! :) little fucker should be thrown in jail. is that why he mumbles all the words and changes em up all the time? doesnt want to be caught? sneaky fella aint he?

[northwoodsamyII]

that's EXACTLY why he mumbles em...mumblepants. he doesn't REALLY know the words.....I'm making a citizen's arrest on you Ed...

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[Baby Bowler]

mumblepants, i like that one.
so, miss original author of YL...what are the real words? answer me that. :) oh, but you probably dont want to reveal them because then ed would have them and maintain the claim that he is the author. hmmmm. i get it now.

[northwoodsamyII]

yeah- it was part of his plea bargin..he gets to *claim* he wrote it, and I get royalties...speaking of HEY ED! where's my check!?!?!

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[Baby Bowler]

kinda like the guy that got royalties for some of the lyrics to smile? he got .02 for every copy that was sold. i think ed said the guy got about 20 bucks. man, that would mean that you have about a billion dollars coming to you since they do it at so many shows, and all those bootlegs. sheesh sister. looks like you could quit your job and follow the band around for the rest of your life. maybe write another song for ed to *borrow*...talk about living the good life!

[northwoodsamyII]

that Andy dude? on stage with Ed this tour? are you for real? he got money? HA!

umm..err..yeah, I know. I am coming up with lyrics..as a matter of fact,I have a real doosey in my composition book ( he got that idea from me as well..theif) that is dated June 23, 1981 and it's called Luke In...remarkably similar to Ed's Lukin....man, what a scam this guy is running!!!!

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[Baby Bowler]

no no no no no...he mentioned it at a show on the 98 tour (i think) there is a sound clip somewhere on 5h. thats where i saw it anyway.
so he stole lukin too? what a schmuck! i bet he stole his choice in wine from you as well. geeeee, this guy is a scammer.

[northwoodsamyII]

yep- i like Italian Red wine...Ed likes Italian red wine. I wear the same shirt for 10 years...Ed wears the same shirt for ten years...sheesh!

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[Baby Bowler]

when was the last time you washed your hair? well, actually i think ed has gotten better at that...is that courtesy of you too?

[northwoodsamyII]

totally..he calls me every week to see what I am doing new..I may play a trick on him this next time..tell him I am wearing a dirty tube sock ala Britney Spears on my arm and hot pants...you wait..he'll do it.... sucker.

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[Baby Bowler]

that would be a good dirty trick to play on ed though. see if he falls for it. hmmm, wonder if he would ever have the balls to steal one of your ideas again?

[northwoodsamyII]

too much! youre jsut too much!!!! /images/laugh.gif

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[Baby Bowler]

what can i say...this work day just keeps dragging and dragging...have to find some way to pass the time.
oh, was that about me or g&b. shit, did i just take credit for someone else's work. bad erika, bad erika

[takemyhand]

What if you don't have any friends and not sure you're really alive? Just kidding.

I agree, I've just listened to Yield, and I do feel good.

Anne

take my hand, not my picture