warning: PJ socks can be dangerous

[yer ardy]

just a public service announcement for my fellow PJ sock wearing friends. beware of chasing your puppy & kids while wearing your PJ socks and running across ceramic tile floors... i did a slip slide twist shimmy around the corner...no other socks pose this danger...it seems the PJ socks are extra *smooth*....which is cool, but consider yerself warned... /images/wink.gif

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if i had one dollar for every brain you don't have, i would have one dollar

[anotherchild]

oooo you're lucky! when i was seven i was at a friend's house and i slipped on the floor and had to get 19 stitches. now i have a scar on my left eyebrow.

hahaha "extra *smooth*"

[13throwcenter]

I give Ardy a mark of 9.5 for including the creative "slip slide twist shimmy" in her puppy-kid chasing routine.




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What if the Hokey-Pokey *is* what it's all about?

[bluecow]

hmmm... i'll have to take that into consideration, i was considering buying some of those.

anyway ardy, i'll just take this time to tell you that i really like your sig quote... me being the idiot that i am, was like... wait, one dollar... but then you don't have a brain...

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-ironic that they go for the eyes first..

[yer ardy]

hey...that's from my all time favorite cartoon in the history of man, spongebob squarepants....it's what squidward says to spongebob...in a real deadpan monotone voice...squidward is spongebob's neighbor..spongebob loves him but the feeling's not mutual...it's on nickelodeon...i'm hooked...

"who lives in a pineapple under the sea?? sponge-bob-square-pants!!!"

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if i had one dollar for every brain you don't have, i would have one dollar

[Phil]

*Laughing as he pictures an Ardy-shaped hole in the wall of her living room*

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[bluecow]

oooohh, my boyfriend likes that show but i've only seen a couple minutes of it... maybe i should check it out sometime.

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[share]

oh thanks ardy - got the sponge-bob-square-pants song in my head now

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gotta get some ardy-sponge-pants if your gonna
be running in those socks

i say we do distance slides at the next tour -
something to do in that 10C line

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[prism]

Hey, we now have an event that we can scehdule for the jamily meeting in Seattle in July....P.J. sock sliding.....all we'll need are our P.J. socks and a mesuring tape/images/smile.gif....okay folks we do need to start planning the events and, we know what the backround music will be /images/cool.gif

it has been my experiance that the black socks are slippier than the white ones /images/crazy.gif

[northwoodsamyII]

hey Ardy! I have those dangerous socks as well. 'Bout broke me hip doin a half twist double back round the bend super star! slide.

here's what you do. you distribute your PJ socks to your little kiddies, your puppy (he'll need 2 pairs yo!) and your hubby too. You put your mostest favorite pair on as well. You each have a score board - perhaps a small dry erase board. and you hold the 1st annual Rainy Day Pearl Jam sock sliding Olympics. You put Olympic Platinum on the turn table and you all sllide, scoring each other. Winner gets a Pearl Jam sticker and a bootleg fromthe NA tour.

Fun eh?

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[Plaidsurfshorts]

Wearing my PJ socks today, but they are tucked into a pair of new sandles. I've yet to take a spill in mine on linoleum or hardwood floor, but just give it time...

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[csmooth24]

my problem isn't my socks...its me that extra *smooth*!

http://www.culturedpearls.com/pearljam/images/alive2.gif

[13throwcenter]

LOL.... mr.smooth, you kill me /images/tongue.gif

I love the idea of the sock sliding contest at the Jammer Convergence... i know mine are slippery as fuck too :)


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What if the Hokey-Pokey *is* what it's all about?

[Baby Bowler]

you think we could get jeff in on this sock sliding contest...he gets some good use out of his pj socks...

[13throwcenter]

I'll see what strings I can pull to get that to happen /images/wink.gif


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What if the Hokey-Pokey *is* what it's all about?

[Baby Bowler]

yep, he seems to be pretty athletic. if we split up into teams i claim him. and ardy too, she is good with the pj socks too.

[13throwcenter]

I just don't want "amy on the stick" on my team... that would never work.



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What if the Hokey-Pokey *is* what it's all about?

[Baby Bowler]

she could be a judge. but i dont know how well a drunk judge amy on a stick will do...

[13throwcenter]

I'll get Mike to judge... he seems like a fair person /images/wink.gif


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What if the Hokey-Pokey *is* what it's all about?

[Baby Bowler]

and then we will have music to slide to...great idea 13!