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Beta
01-27-2001, 12:32 AM
The Adventures of Jeff Freaking Ament…
The Hand-Talking Hero
-and tonight's episode...

”Plaidsurfshorts and The Thread-Killing Mystery part 2"

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Sarah didn’t know what to do… She thought she was the guilty one…
With nothing left to do, she was ready to confess to the
BoardMasters a crime she did not commit…

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice…

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Jeff and his Superfriends were wondering about
The mystery when suddenly…

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Jeff knew Sarah kicks ass, and now he had proof…
All her posts are interesting and intelligent
besides, she always says nice things about Jeff
She was absolutely wrong about the killings!

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They couldn’t let the crowd down, so they started playing the set
And everything was fine, just as planned…

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But the unexpected happens!!!!!!!!!

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No, Creedtonite doesn’t make our Heroes fear…
And no, Creedtonite is not powerful…
(geez, why would you think that?)

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It’s just the sound of it…
It makes our Heroes CRINGE!!!
And they’re always trying to stop our Heroes
From doing good to mankind

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Ed appears to be affected by the terrible sound…
And then Mike McGleeky…

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When Mike fell, everything seemed to be over…

Jeff was still up…
Thanks to his momentary deafness…
He was the only one wearing ear-plugs that night,
making him immune to Creedtonite


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But what can he possibly do at that point?
How can he save his Superfriends?
Will Creedtonite stop him from talking to Sarah?
Is it all over?
Will humanity be taken over by that cringing sound?


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… and watch our next episode of…

The Adventures of Jeff Freaking Ament - The Hand-Talking Hero

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Pearl Jam European Bootlegs Box Set…
Because 25 live versions of Corduroy is never enough…


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Plaidsurfshorts
01-27-2001, 12:51 AM
Aw, shit!!! Dare I say, it's even better than it's predecessor!! *ROTFLMAO!! I LOVE IT!!!

(((Beta)))

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

Beta
01-27-2001, 12:54 AM
Thanks Sarah... /images/smile.gif

****The writers and researchers had some of their braincells killed while looking for Cr**d's lyrics*****

((((Sarah))))

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grungeulele
01-27-2001, 12:56 AM
ROTFLMFAO!!
Oh me, Creedtonite. That's genius.

-Mike told me not to cut off my feet to play like him because it wasn't worth it.-

Johnny Carwash
01-27-2001, 12:59 AM
/images/laugh.gifThat was great/images/laugh.gif

mmmwwwaaaaa!!!/images/tongue.gif

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reallygroovN
01-27-2001, 01:13 AM
oh beta:):)

you so funny!!!!!!!

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Phil
01-27-2001, 02:20 AM
These kick so much ass!

can't wait for the next episode... same Jeff time, same Jeff channel /images/cool.gif

vitolochica
01-27-2001, 02:33 AM
LOL, that was soooo friggin good! Mike McGleeky!!! Thats awesome! :)

It's my life and its now or never, I ain't gonna live forever. I just wanna live while I'm alive...

share
01-27-2001, 09:02 AM
thanks beta

(yellow 'lead'better - quick - to block the
creedtonite!!!!!!)

anescence
01-27-2001, 09:35 PM
/images/laugh.gif/images/cool.gif/images/laugh.gifthanks Beta/images/smile.gif

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My mind not only wanders....it sometimes leaves completely /images/crazy.gif

pearlmelon
01-27-2001, 10:48 PM
OMG, Beta...That was sooo funny!!! /images/laugh.gif

...Oh, & Froggie's in the hooouusseee!!! YEEEY!!!/images/smile.gif hehe.

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"...I feel helpless as my fucking world comes crashing down on me."

13throwcenter
01-27-2001, 10:54 PM
lmao!!! BETA, this one ruled! That C***d shit cracked me up! I'm so glad to know you had to hunt for the lyrics... I was a bit concerned there for a mo!

oblio
01-28-2001, 03:32 AM
Beta!! you are a genius!! I think
someone may be getting a little jealous/images/wink.gif



For best Writer/director/producer/screenplay/etc.,etc.....

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prism
01-28-2001, 04:36 AM
/images/laugh.gif ROTFLMAO....Oh Beta, girly you have done it again...you are too funny....Thank You /images/laugh.gif

ProfessorFrink
01-28-2001, 10:36 AM
I rarely laugh out loud when I'm checking out stuff on the computer but I lost it when I saw the Creed part. Very funny stuff.

edvedderismyhero
01-28-2001, 02:01 PM
Hehehehhe...love it!!


Lauren

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

_sysiphus_
01-28-2001, 09:04 PM
Beta, that was fucking hilarious!!!! Ed on the ground covering his face "They suck so much." Absolutely precious! I even pulled my brother away from studying for his exam just to see it!

Keep 'em coming!

"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

brokenarrow
01-28-2001, 09:34 PM
Beta!/images/laugh.gif/images/laugh.gif

I think 'Jeff Freakin' Ament' would be proud!/images/wink.gif

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elsinha
01-29-2001, 06:57 AM
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Beta, this is really great! I cant stop laughing!
Cant way for the next episode!
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csmooth24
01-29-2001, 11:58 AM
hahahah/images/laugh.gif/images/wink.gif/images/laugh.gif/images/wink.gif

thanks!

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dotheevolution11
01-29-2001, 04:38 PM
oh man... that was so awesome... thanks for the laughs.... that's classic :)

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"where I'm not ugly and you're looking at me"

blue_rain
01-29-2001, 04:58 PM
beta..a big STAR for your creativeness..and going back to the origin of this thread (excuse me, i've only just managed to log back onto this board after 2 weeks)..sarah, i think you rule :)

"there is a lot to be said for not saying anything at all" ~ j. a.

Plaidsurfshorts
01-29-2001, 05:07 PM
/images/laugh.gif (((blue)))

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".