I'm in T-R-O-U-B-L-E!!!!

[yelloledbetter]

Ok...here's what happened..a few of you know about this already!! Last night, my bf and I were watching a movie and he fell asleep. So, I decided to have a little fun and I painted his toenails purple...JAM!!! I let them dry and put his socks back on (he's a real sound sleeper) and I never told him. Well, I was hoping that he'd discover it at home because I really wanted to see his face. I always ask him if I can paint his tonails and he never lets me..so. Anyway, he went out while I was at the store this evening and I didn't know where he went. So, I was talking to 13 on AIM and telling her the story and he came home...from the GYM!!! He discovered his pretty purple toes in the locker room at the gym!! I soooooo did not mean for that to happen! At all!! So, he was pretending to be all mad and I could not stop laughing at him, which was making him laugh. So he says...if you don't stop laughing at me, I'm not gonna have sex with you for a month!! Jokingly!! So, I told 13 this and we decided to hold him to it. He says he'll have NO PROBLEM with this, since we lived so far apart for so long.....guaranteed, he won't last the night!!
And for the second funny part, I was in the chat room and he was demanding some nail polish remover....and I mentioned this in the chat room! Our wonderful friend, Indian Summer, told me to empty the bottle and put water in it and give it to him!! So, I listened and he has a cold so he can't smell, so he didn't know the difference. He has convinced himself that I used real paint and that he should use turpentine to take it off!!!
I'm in for some heavy duty payback guys!! But it was so worth it!! As for this bet, there is no way he will last a month!! Not with me in the same bed!! No way!!!

[Phil]

*Once again, Phil shakes his head at the plight of Yello's BF, living in the same house as an evil genius*

[yelloledbetter]

Ok, so it's morning now...and sadly enough, he lasted the night. :( But now I am taking it upon myself to make him fail. Today...I am doing laundry and cleaning up around here...but I'm wearing bicycle shorts and a tank top...he got up, took one look at me, said that it's going to be a very long day and went back to bed and covered his head with the blanket. I will win this...oh yes, I will win!!!

And Phil....I am not an evil genius....I'm just evil!!!!!

[edvedderismyhero]

AHHH!! You bad girl, yello, you! But that's hilarious!!!

Hmmm... better keep watch for that payback!!!


Lauren

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

[13throwcenter]

LOL ... oh yer funny girl... good work... it's gonna be a long day indeed for 'ol Danny Boy...

I still wanna know why any sane person would willingly go a month without [available] sex for no apparent reason!



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What if the Hokey-Pokey *is* what it's all about?

[Immortal]

um..thanks...for sharing.....

[_sysiphus_]

omg yello, you're too much!

"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

[bluecow]

hehehe, good one!

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-ironic that they go for the eyes first..

[yer ardy]

oh my..my my my...yello....
this is better than any sitcom on TV ! /images/smile.gif

(sorry i missed you in the chat..)

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if i had one dollar for every brain you don't have, i would have one dollar

[rise above]

that was a great Monday morning laugh! Thanks! :)