2 steps forward, 1 step back

[13throwcenter]

Okay, just got home from the interview and quickly shed the fru-fru clothes for my 501's... doncha hate it how you can be flying high and then something brings you right back to reality? Fuck I hate that.

So I kicked ASS on my interview. /images/cool.gif I mean totally kicked ass. Maybe I shouldn't say that cuz if I don't get the job you guys will be like...."SUUUUUUURRRRE you did" ... but, really, I did... and they are only interviewing 4 people, to be narrowed down to 2 tomorrow, who will go in for a second interview next week. At least the playing field isn't too big!

BUT! fuckedy fuck fuck...I got a friggin' speeding ticket on the way home /images/frown.gif...my second one since friggin' OCTOBER after nine years of not getting a SINGLE ONE!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! I'm so pissed at myself!!!

grrrrrrrrrr. ptooey.

[Smirks]

So, what did ya interview for? Huh?

I remember the last time I got a speeding ticket. I was driving to work on New Years Eve of 1999. The cop was a total dick, and I wasn't even supposed to go to work that day, I was covering someone elses shift. Ever seen Clerks? Well, that was the one single day that I've ever felt like Dante... the day you're not supposed to go to work is the day all the shit happens to you before, during and after work.

[13throwcenter]

hehe poooooor Dante.... I just saw that movie a couple weeks ago. I loved Randall!! What a character.

I was interviewing for a clerk position in the District Court Probation Office. There were lots of guys there getting urinalysis /images/tongue.gif

[oblio]

Glad to hear all went well. If it doesn't
work out though,you can always become an F1 driver/images/smile.gif

Keeping my fingers,toes and any other
extremities I can crossed for you

"Against the assault of laughter,
nothing can stand" - M.Twain

[northwoodsamyII]

once you get the job you get all cosey nicey nice with the county clerk's office ladies and they'll erase both of em for ya.Either that or start sleeping with a cop.

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[13throwcenter]

don't I wish! Unfortunately the Municipal Court is in a different building!!!
Sleeping with a cop doesn't sound so bad tho!! /images/tongue.gif

[northwoodsamyII]

oooo hey baby! can I see your badge....can I fire yer gun???
oh god, I'm tacky.

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[13throwcenter]

fire yer gun? uhhhhhhhh...

how about.... "I bet *I* can make that gun fire, baby!!!"

[oblio]

isn't their favorite pick up line....
Spread 'em?????

"Against the assault of laughter,
nothing can stand" - M.Twain

[northwoodsamyII]

i don't know,but the song Sir Psycho Sexy by the RHCP comes to mind.....

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[13throwcenter]

Works for me!!

[Plaidsurfshorts]

Ticket schmicket!
The new job will help you pay it off! /images/wink.gif

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[13throwcenter]

but my car insurance is gonna go up up up!!! Damn./images/frown.gif

friggin' turbo engine anyway... and OF COURSE I was lost in the music of Pearl Jam while the pedal was to the metal... both tickets in fact, the first time it was SOLAT from the Milan boot and this time it was a live version of Betterman with the SIFL tag.

*curse curse spit*

[csmooth24]

congrats on kickin' some ass!

FUCKING BELLINGHAM POLICE...have nothing better to do! (i am assuming it was one of bhams finest?) /images/mad.gif



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[Plaidsurfshorts]

The new job will help pay for the car insurance!

Just tryin' to be positive here... /images/smile.gif

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[13throwcenter]

yeah, damn motorcycle cops both times.... they sneak up on me *curse curse spit*

[northwoodsamyII]

yours and mine both...

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[yer ardy]

good news girlfriend..about the interview, at least...
must've been the "vibe of the chat" carried over from last night
into today that brought you good luck...../images/wink.gif /images/wink.gif

hey? what song was playing while you were speeding ?

love ya! /images/tongue.gif



if i had one dollar for every brain you don't have, i would have one dollar

[Phil]

But next time you get pulled over, remember NOT to keep tearing up the tickets as the cop writes them over and over and gives them to you.

They don't like that.

Also, when the cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?", it's a good idea NOT to turn around and ask him "Do you know how fast YOU were going? Cause you WERE right on my ass!"

[edvedderismyhero]

Well, with the money you make from the new job that you porbably got if your reaction to your interview is the leats bit how it was in reality, to pay for your ticket.

Congrats on the job interview though!!!


Lauren

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

[13throwcenter]

well, I the second one wouldn't work in this situation because this guy was coming at me, not following me /images/frown.gif

*curse curse spit*

[jymyben]

BEEERRRSSSEEEEEEEERRRRRKKKEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

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[mtgirl]

yay 13! about the good interview, not the ticket! i'm crossing my fingas that you'll get it. :)