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oblio
01-22-2001, 04:25 AM
If a mute swears,does his mother wash his hands
with soap
would a fly without wings be called a walk
if a turtle doesnt have a shell,is he homeless or naked
is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns
because they taste funny
is there another word for synonym
isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"
what do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant
why don't sheep shrink when it rains
if the police arrest a mime,do they tell him he has the right to remain silent
if a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him,is he still wrong

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prism
01-22-2001, 04:57 AM
yes, if a man is standing in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him....he is indeed still wrong ....tis the nature of the beast/images/tongue.gif

RrVwMirror
01-24-2001, 01:43 AM
Thanks for the laugh oblio! I emailed these to a lot of my friends....

hope your week is going well! /images/smile.gif

anescence
01-24-2001, 05:40 AM
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Phil
01-24-2001, 10:30 AM
Men are wrong?

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csmooth24
01-24-2001, 12:06 PM
yes...
no...
naked...
no...
maybe...
yes...
take a bite...
no dryer...
yes...
men arent wrong...

thanks...

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