View Full Version : scariest fansite ever (non-pj)
rockrighter
11-06-2002, 04:18 AM
http://members.aol.com/AnneDroidz/brent.html
It's a page dedicated to Brent Spiner, who played Data on Star Trek: TNG. Anne is a class 4-L loser on http://www.losers.org
Here are some excerpts:
"He was so damn good, I thought, "Who needs porn?"... I was getting a big enough charge just listening to and watching Brent! ;-)"
"Please Brent, don't let them kill Data in the last Next Gen movie -he deserves a better final exit than that!
Click here (http://members.aol.com/AnneDroidz/trek10.html) to find out why Data's death spells box-office disaster for Star Trek 10..."
"Brent has the sexiest philtrum I've ever seen! :-=). "
{Now for my favorite part of the site, the BRENT SIGHTINGS! I don't know about you, but I'm excited!}
" I figured that Brent moved out the weekend before this, because of course I had NO opportunity to go by his house over the weekend . . . after I picked Steph up at school today, I decided to go by for one last time for closure for me."
"He looked on the thin side again too, so he must be looking for work (we can only hope). ;-)"
"I went jogging this afternoon... I figured that since, for the first time in almost five years, I'll be working outside the home starting tomorrow, I'd best jog by Brent's house for some of his good karma to come my way"
"I'm still trying to decide which picture of Brent I'm going to frame and put on my desk at my new job."
"As I was feeling somewhat inspired, I decided to take a walk by Brent's house"
{My goodness.}
What's so cool about Brent??
I'd be hot for picard or Q. I used to watch TNG a lot when I was a wee little nerd.
Om1
mtgirl
11-06-2002, 11:42 AM
what about wesley crusher girls? ;) i admit it, i could see the whole data thing. i'm a sucker for geeks. those are some whacky quotes ya dug up there rock :)
that kid was a straight up momma's boy geek. And that bulge was really unattractive. How did he get through puberty in that outfit? He acted like he was all cool because he got to hang out on the bridge a few times, but we all know it's cause picard was probably thinking about banging out his mom most of the time. Wesley was like that kid that got accepted to Harvard because his mom was on the admission committee meanwhile the poor kid on deck 38 who was rocking through school was going to some dinky ass community college in the alpha quadrant because he didn't have the right connections. Wes was a dork.
Om1
Smirks
11-06-2002, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by mtgirl
what about wesley crusher girls? ;) i admit it, i could see the whole data thing. i'm a sucker for geeks. those are some whacky quotes ya dug up there rock :)
Here ya go, Wil Wheaton's (Wesley Crusher) very on website!
http://www.wilwheaton.net/
rockrighter
11-06-2002, 04:33 PM
Wil Wheaton has a posse. I'm in it. He never liked what the writers did with his character. He refers to the grey uniform as "The Iron Maiden." Most of the civilian outfits sucked, except Guinan's.
Besides, Wesley earned his way onto the bridge with his knowledge that before that disease thingie hit the ship, no one knew that he had. In the earliest episodes, he wasn't allowed to do anything. He went through school like everyone else, and he didn't even get into the Academy on the first try.
Geek geek geek geek. His dorkiness is Geordie La Forge's influence, damn it.
He just kept ninnying about everything all the time which is why I didn't dig his character. and then he tried to take over the ship in that one episode when he was piecing together picards voice and sending out weird commands to the ship (basically giving him absolute power). How dare he consider himself to be on par with the chrome dome genius that is jean-luc. Wes was a dork.
Om1
rockrighter
11-06-2002, 05:05 PM
That was the disease episode. He couldn't help it. Data went nuts and trapped the crew in deck 15 (I think) and pretended to use Picard's voice to gain top-priority security clearance and such, too. I think that was in a movie, though, not an episode.
No one is on par with Jean-Luc Picard. He is Starfleet's greatest captain. Kirk sucks, and the others aren't worth mentioning. I now say "make it so" and do the finger-pointy thingie as homage, when the right time arises. Picard rocks. No argument from me on that one.
Jean Luc is cool. Conversely, Deanna Troi sucked ass. Why did she get a seat on the bridge? What were her goddamn qualifications before she passed the commander test and got 3 buttons? Oh wait, I know what they were: Tits and ass.
Jean Luc says "On screen" while the whole ship is rocking, the red warning lights are flashing, and you have some cardassian loser on the main screen bluntly saying "we have aimed all weapons at your ship. There is no escape" meanwhile a couple ensigns tell the captain that the shields are down to like 5%, the photon torpedoes aren't working, geordie's flipping his shit down in engineering because 3 of his men just got taken out due to some weird short circuit. And Counselor Useless puts in her two cents: "Captain.. I am sensing extreme danger"
Fuck you deanna. you suck as much as wes.
Om1
rockrighter
11-06-2002, 06:44 PM
It would be neat to be half-Betazoid, though. Ship's counselor's automatically get a seat on the bridge because they advise the captain. Many of the episodes surrounding her character were weak. She had qualifications prior to her test, but wore civilian clothing to make her counselling duties seem less intimidating and official, until the other captain took over after Picard was captured by the Carassians and ordered/advised her to wear an official uniform. . . so 'they' say. I kind of like the fact that Starfleet doesn't always stick to protocol.
Data was truly the savior of the ship. He could access crucial information in seconds and lock out the main computer from the Borg in 5 seconds with an totally complicated encryption. He rocked. Prior to his chip installation, he had no emotions, and I liked that.
December 13th ~ I believe that's when TNG passes the movie torch along to DS9, or Voyager, or Enterprise, and apparently there's another spin-off in the works.
mtgirl
11-06-2002, 06:49 PM
oh you guys rule! yah wes was a big momma's boy but i sure liked his hair do. i'm impressed you guys, i watched that show after school, along with tmnt, for quite some time, but my memory is starting to fade :(
His hair had a shield of its own. He should have let deanna borrow some of his dep for those early episodes when she had that frizzball going on. The bridge only needed the captain, riker (because it was funny how jean luc constantly made him look like an asshole), data, and the ensigns (excluding wesley). Throw in a few geordie visits from engineering and the doctor magically making a patient's entire central nervous system regenerate from some hovering hand held gadget that also cured amnesia, detected alien parasites, and located computer chips, and you got yourself a high quality television program. I have to admit there was one cool Deanna episode when she started going nuts. I forget the details, but she definitely was going nuts and her mom was involved. Jean Luc held that show up on his shoulders though. There was something entrancing about the way he ordered "earl gray, hot" and said "CAHM!" every time Riker wanted to visit the ready room and try questioning his orders. Warf was about as useless as Deanna so its no surprise they started hooking up. They should have made a few more Q episodes too because he was awesome.
Om1
peacefulness
11-06-2002, 08:57 PM
DISCLAIMER: SPELLING IS MOST LIKELY WRONG A LOT!!!
I loved TNG. I used to watch it after school everyday too. :) I was indifferent to Wesley, but dr. crusher was cool. Did you ever see the episode where she was trying to teach data how to dance? lol That was funny. Jean-luc was the man. Commander Riker... ugh! He was my least favorite. I liked deanna. I liked jorde too. And how come no one's mentioned Warf... I loved warf and how he tried as hard as he could to not be sensitive... that was always funny to me. I always wanted to be on star trek. And how great would hallosuites (sp?) be??? Transporters would be great too. I liked Q and I loved the Robin Hood episode. I was so sad when that lady killed the crystalin entity.
I have to say I also loved Deep Space Nine. Jake Sisco... yummy! I was completely fascinated by Dax. The Bajorin (sp?) culture was an interesting one... with the prophets and all. Cardasians kinda creepy though. OOOOHHHHHHH... and ferengies. They're capitalistic bastards, but they're funny little mousy/reptilian creatures. hehehe... like Quark, the bartender on DS9. And the woman cant wear clothes... and Quark's mom decided she was gonna wear clothes... and she got away with it because she was with the Ferengi leader guy with the nasalier-than-normal voice.
Sisco is my second favorite captain (even though he was a commander until later in the series) the first being the omnipotent jean-luc. Kirk sucked and I can't say I've seen any of the others to compare there. Spock was cool... and "I can't do it, captain!" is a classic line. Hey, have you ever noticed that Scotty and O'Brien have closely related accents... scotty=scottish, o'brien=irish... coincidence, most likely not.
Ah, star trek. Muy bueno.
~Melanie
peacefulness
11-06-2002, 09:03 PM
oh... and a classic spoof...
"Number 1, I order you to go take a number 2."
Who said that? ;)
~Melanie
mtgirl
11-07-2002, 12:11 AM
i don't know who said that but it reminded me of number 2 in austin powers.
earl grey, hot
damn that's priceless.
q did rock
i even watched an episode tonight, after all this excitement. jordi had some premature crush on this chic and she showed up and was all bitchy to him. there was a baby space organism attached to the ship sucking the energy out cause it thought the ship was it's mother, and yep, good ol' troi figured that one out. anywayz, whoopy was in this one and i realized that this is about one of maybe two or three roles i can stand her in.
rockrighter
11-07-2002, 01:31 AM
"Galaxy's Child" - it's not one of the best episodes. I liked Picard's ramble post-manslaughter, though.
I wonder why Anne hasn't updated her site in so long. There was a TNG convention only two months ago in LV . . . Brent was there.
*swoons*
:oP
midnightsyren
11-07-2002, 01:50 AM
LOL
that is the scariest site i've ever seen...
man oh man....
reena
i like your use of the word *swoons*
heheheheheheh
that rules
i'm ever so tired
:)
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