idiotic?

[Dexter]

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591
Dear Sirs:
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing one. Thus we would have no more hijackings and the airline industry would have record sales. Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself ?

Sincerely, Bill Clinton


BLACK & RED & YELLOW...

[peacefulness]

lol... that is funny.

~Melanie

"I'd get gills put on my sides.. Like fish gills.. Uh huh, that's what I'd want." ~M-Brains

[luv2rok]

sound's like CLInTon to me.He doesn't even know the correct name for the f.a.a.
It's federal aviation administration,not agency.What a dillhole.I alway's wondered bout' him'. SHEEEESH!!!

[csmooth24]

i will fly more... /images/wink.gif

~wanna make out?

[13throwcenter]

yep, 100%




the root of excellence is perfectionism ~L.Silverman

[MonkeyBrains]

Black then white are all i see in my infancy.
red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me.
lets me see.
as below, so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn beyond the lines of reason.
Push the envelope. Watch it bend


Get the WHOLE Enchilada..
For the price of beans..

[futuregirl]

ha Amusing. /images/smile.gif

But not so farfetched of an idea...I assume some of you guys mighta seen the news reports about the Hooters chain buying up parts of airline(s)...?

http://money.cnn.com/2002/08/15/news/deals/bc.vanguard.hooters.ap/

Maybe some day soon you'll have Hooters girls for flight attendants & they'll be serving you chicken wings instead of peanuts. /images/laugh.gif