View Full Version : Dude, I'm bored.....
peacefulness
07-21-2002, 04:34 PM
come out come out whereever you are!!!
Pearl Jam's cool. /images/smile.gif
~Melanie
"Pillage, consume, discard, repeat"
mensane
07-21-2002, 04:45 PM
pearl jam is okay i guess...
im gonna go take a nap now.
"Cause I've been thinking I'd like to see your eyes open up real wide the minute that you see me"
prism
07-21-2002, 05:01 PM
Dude, I'm sitting here in pain because like 15 minutes ago I had to pry a tack outta the heel of my foot....it still stings like a bitch.
hey, you should invite yer cop buddy over for dinner or make him something yummy and give it to him next time you see him
The Dude
07-21-2002, 05:03 PM
The Dude is out from wherever he was.
peacefulness
07-21-2002, 05:09 PM
I got a tac in my foot once. NOT FUN!
And... dinner? Me... cook? Buahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! That's some funny stuff. I hope he likes instant Mac n Cheese... I'll even go all out and get the 'name brand.' lol And I wouldn't subject anyone I care about to my house... especially someone as accident prone as my sweet richard. A new hole may form in the floor and send him falling a few feet... then I'd feel bad. In my dreams, we go to his place. /images/smile.gif No parents to interupt things. /images/shocked.gif
~Melanie
"Pillage, consume, discard, repeat"
peacefulness
07-21-2002, 05:11 PM
...hahahahahah
~Melanie
"Pillage, consume, discard, repeat"
prism
07-21-2002, 05:13 PM
then ask him when can you come over to his place and make him the best instant mac-n-cheese he's ever had?
good grief, just go out and buy a package of brownie mix and bake 'em up and take 'em to him....men will eat anything you make 'im
peacefulness
07-21-2002, 05:15 PM
he likes sunflower seeds... I could buy him a bunch of those.
~Melanie
"Pillage, consume, discard, repeat"
prism
07-21-2002, 05:23 PM
tell him that you haveta come over to his place to show him the *tricks* that you can do with sunflower seeds
get practicing there girlie
peacefulness
07-21-2002, 05:42 PM
hahaha... have I ever mentioned I really have a major fear of rejection... mostly that awkward feeling after I get rejected is what I don't like.
However, I am craving mac n cheese now.
tricks with sunflower seeds... hmmmmmmm. Ok, I've got nothing.
~Melanie
"Pillage, consume, discard, repeat"
prism
07-21-2002, 05:53 PM
let's just call it hide and seek
you *hide* the sunflower seeds and he has to *seek* 'em /images/wink.gif
peacefulness
07-21-2002, 06:09 PM
see, I thought of 'hide and seek', but then I thought of the mess after 'finding' them... and, I suppose there could be a graceful way to go about it, but being as how I already know I'm the more graceful of the two of us, that may not be possible. Better keep it simple at first. lol work up to the fancier stuff.
As much as I like the guy, I have few fantasies about there being any perfect scenes straight out of a romance novel. LOL I guess it's not all 'lust' then. hmmm.
~Melanie
"Pillage, consume, discard, repeat"
prism
07-21-2002, 06:34 PM
sweetie, just so ya know doing *the nasty* is NOTHING like anything you will ever read in a romance novel...LOL
peacefulness
07-21-2002, 06:38 PM
haha...... like I'd know, though, right? Actually, I'd never expect it to be, I was just greatly exaggerating to make a point.
~Melanie
"Pillage, consume, discard, repeat"
Not_Trapped
07-21-2002, 06:51 PM
dammit we will not-well maybe not-dammit-okay-you win
dominic
"troubles and issues...we all have troubles-the world has issues"
prism
07-21-2002, 06:54 PM
see? there ARE some easy boys out there
actually ALL boys are easy (except for the ones that I fall for)....hmmmm, I think I'm on to something
peacefulness
07-21-2002, 07:04 PM
See, I got to thinking about the brownie thing. If nothing else, richard good consult cara's manwhore, Petr, for hockey tips. HA! /images/smile.gif
~Melanie
"Pillage, consume, discard, repeat"
peacefulness
07-21-2002, 07:12 PM
you may have noticed that I'm not all the self assured when it comes with dealing with the opposite sex. I don't suppose the fact that I've never been asked out by someone I like or have someone I like say yes when I ask them out could have anything to do with it. And I don't think I'm THAT picky. Am I?
~Melanie
"Pillage, consume, discard, repeat"
prism
07-21-2002, 07:23 PM
no you're not being picky....the fear of rejection is a POWERFUL unmotivator
cause ya know if it wasn't for that silly little fear of rejection thingy I would simply rip the clothes of both myself and whomever I have a crush on and just scream "TAKE ME NOW, YOU HOT STUD"....that and it would land me in jail /images/crazy.gif
damn, I am a forgetful one, this one works...what ya gotta do is go up to him and run yer fingers on his handcuffs and say real breathy like "oh myyyyyy" while yer looking him in the eye
Not_Trapped
07-21-2002, 07:33 PM
i'm far from easy-/images/smile.gif--just cause i dance on a pole and all that jazz DOESN'T MAKE ME EASY-i will just eat anything- /images/frown.gif
dominic
"troubles and issues...we all have troubles-the world has issues"
Not_Trapped
07-21-2002, 07:36 PM
oh my gosh-the handcuffs-that's too damn funny!
dominic
"troubles and issues...we all have troubles-the world has issues"
prism
07-21-2002, 07:48 PM
....maybe the handcuffs thing *might* be just a *bit* too much seeing as yer a newbie in the game of seduction there Mel....but then again it works and hey whadevar gets you there /images/smile.gif
damn, there I go again thinking that everyone is as freaky as moi
prism
07-21-2002, 07:53 PM
so if a hot girl comes up to you and says "take me now, I want you SOOOOO BADLY DOMINIC" that yer gonna say to her "come on now, you gotta try harder that that"
Not_Trapped
07-21-2002, 07:54 PM
oh we're all as freaky as you-we just don't write it down /images/smile.gif [evil grin] dmamit we need an evil grin
d
"troubles and issues...we all have troubles-the world has issues"
Not_Trapped
07-21-2002, 07:55 PM
yeah-emptiness isn't what i'm about-some guys--well most guys are, but i'm not!
dominic
"troubles and issues...we all have troubles-the world has issues"
prism
07-21-2002, 07:56 PM
....okay damn you [evil grin]
let yer freak flag fly /images/tongue.gif
Not_Trapped
07-21-2002, 07:57 PM
fair enough-hey i say whatever is on my mind-but most people frown upon it while thinking the exact same thing as me.
dominic
"troubles and issues...we all have troubles-the world has issues"
prism
07-21-2002, 07:58 PM
I'm not buying it....not buying it at ALL
Not_Trapped
07-21-2002, 08:00 PM
well, nothing i can say will change your mind about it-but it's happened and i said no. cause meaningless sex is not my bag at all. i won't even kiss unless it means something to me.
dominic
"troubles and issues...we all have troubles-the world has issues"
peacefulness
07-21-2002, 08:01 PM
I'm pre-newbie here.
And do I reeaaly want to trust richard with hand cuffs? hmmmmm.... I don't.
~Melanie
"Pillage, consume, discard, repeat"
prism
07-21-2002, 08:02 PM
well darlin there is NOTHING attractive about hypocrites
prism
07-21-2002, 08:04 PM
jest make sure that YOU know where the keys are /images/wink.gif
peacefulness
07-21-2002, 08:06 PM
man... this is fun conversation here... I should make more open-ended posts more often. lol
~Melanie
"Pillage, consume, discard, repeat"
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