my laugh for the day...starring Ozzy

[yer ardy]

The scene: Saturday night's White House Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington, D.C. Cast: The press corps, plus stars Harrison Ford, Christie Brinkley, Raquel Welch, Sally Field, Drew Carey and Glenn Close. All told, there were 2,700 guests at the Washington Hilton for the banquet. But, reports The Washington Post, there was no mistaking the biggest stars of the event, besides President Bush: -- MTV stars Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, who were the guests of Fox News anchor Greta van Susteren. Asked by a reporter before the meal what he would ask the president should they meet, Ozzy, 53, replied: "Dual citizenship. I want to be an American. America is the coolest place on the face of the earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's." Sharon, 49, wore a Gothic midnight-blue ball gown, reports The Post, which described Ozzy's outfit as a Gothic blur of black and magenta and pink and blue -- "the clothes, the hair, the shades, the tattoos." Ozzy, who was seated at Table 168, did get a chance to speak to Bush, at Table 1 -- sort of. Secret-servicemen separated the two, says The Post, though the distance didn't deter Ozzy from saluting the Chief Executive, who nodded back in acknowledgement. "You should wear your hair like mine!" Ozzy shouted to President Bush. At first, the president silently turned red, then cracked his famous little smile, says the Post. "Second term, Ozzy!" the president replied.

"Mom? I'm gonna listen to more Pearl Jam..the music on the radio is crap!" ~My Daughter~

[SickForSykora]

Hahahahahahah!!!

Ozzy rules!

"Your a true alcoholic! You took a shot of Yaggermeister and you're still standing!"

[panther-girl]

ahhh....I love those Ozzy anecdotes... :D
he is quite hilarious.

did you see The Osbournes last week? classic Christmas celebration.
ozzy made the gravy for the dinner and he got this James Brown statue that sang...
OOOOOOWWW...I FEEL GOOD.... and Ozzy just thought it was the funniest thing ever....
heehee...it was funny :)

[luv2rok]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/ALLPOLITICS/05/04/bush.dinner.ap/story.ozzy.jpg

http://home.mindspring.com/~mystery4u/svtani.gif

[peacefulness]

That should be on The Daily Show's 'Moment of Zen.' hahaha... I would have paid money to see one of the goofiest republicans ever in the presence of ozzy. hehe

~Melanie

"What kind of sex isn't casual?" Susanna Kayson in Girl, Interrupted

[SickForSykora]

I saw highlights of the dinner on mtv news, and Sharon looked absolutely stunning. She is such a natural beautiful woman, Ozzy is very blessed to have her in his life.

"Your a true alcoholic! You took a shot of Yaggermeister and you're still standing!"

[SethP77]

check out this link for the party pooper of the evening Vice President Dick Cheney's wife Lynne...

http://www.drudgereport.com/mattlc.htm

i got nothing to say, nothing to say, except i love you forever and ever - ev

s

[prism]

Lynne Cheney really needs to take that telephone-pole sized stick outta her ass

[13throwcenter]

i'd have to agree with you there, priz.



"my pain is self chosen"

[peacefulness]

I third the motion, nan.

~Melanie

"What kind of sex isn't casual?" Susanna Kayson in Girl, Interrupted

[panther-girl]

'every party has a pooper that's why we invited you....lynn cheney....'

I saw bits of the dinner on Access Hollywood and Extra (yeah, i know i could be spening my time more wisely...)
Ozzy was definitely the hit of the night.

by the way, Ozzy and Sharon was featured on Howard Stern on 'E' all last week...
she told Howard she had her stomach 'banded' and has lost 95 pounds...
I agree, she looks great.
And my mom, who is 61, watches the show and she likes to tell me..
'you know, he's a very good looking man...' Gotta love that mom :)