northwoodsamyII
01-15-2001, 12:20 PM
Oh sweet epidermis!
where the sebum lies and the hair doth grow.
oh how I miss thee, sweet skin
creamy white and freckeled.
you did so well to protect me form the summer sun the harsh glare of the fire ball
i was merely reaching in the hot oven fire, grabbing to get my lunch of bageled bread
when the oven it doth bite my hand
it burned it to a crisp, my little thumb now brown orange like baby poop
there is no first aid kit to rescue you dear epidermis, you are gone now
your cells expired
but fear NOT dear epidermis! you will have rebirth! you will avenge your aged cells with new young strong ones!
you will grow creamy white and freckeled once more!
so....I burned the fuck outta my thumb. turned brown instantly. no hair, just red and brown and ouchy. that'll teach me to stick my hand on the oven so close to the roof of it....yowzers.
oh yeah- just in case this place is like some other place ( hehehehehe) PJ probably have burned their thumbs getting bagels out too.
Your poster child for bannishment
where the sebum lies and the hair doth grow.
oh how I miss thee, sweet skin
creamy white and freckeled.
you did so well to protect me form the summer sun the harsh glare of the fire ball
i was merely reaching in the hot oven fire, grabbing to get my lunch of bageled bread
when the oven it doth bite my hand
it burned it to a crisp, my little thumb now brown orange like baby poop
there is no first aid kit to rescue you dear epidermis, you are gone now
your cells expired
but fear NOT dear epidermis! you will have rebirth! you will avenge your aged cells with new young strong ones!
you will grow creamy white and freckeled once more!
so....I burned the fuck outta my thumb. turned brown instantly. no hair, just red and brown and ouchy. that'll teach me to stick my hand on the oven so close to the roof of it....yowzers.
oh yeah- just in case this place is like some other place ( hehehehehe) PJ probably have burned their thumbs getting bagels out too.
Your poster child for bannishment