tequila

[mtgirl]

is gross guys. seriously. hard alcohol is for nothing but getting wasted. but margaritas are good. anywayz, i'm going to change my siggy now.

..and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

[mtgirl]

see i changed it -------->

boyz are *FRUSTERATING!*

[13throwcenter]

tequila is the last hard alcohol i can do in a shot and it makes me want to puke. actually, i think i am going to make it official: tequila WAS the last hard alcohol i could do in a shot.

i did a shot of gin once, are you supposed to shoot gin? it was kind of.... i don't remember.

i need a new siggy too, kate... i wish there was more space for siggies, don't you?


"My mom likes chocolate and Pearl Jam."~ Asher, 2-9-2002

[13throwcenter]

hahahaha... aren't they tho?!
i've learned the key to boys.... patience. muchos patiencios.




"My mom likes chocolate and Pearl Jam."~ Asher, 2-9-2002

[mtgirl]

ah yessss. i feel like i've been patient all my life and like now i'm out of patience ok. i'm out of patience for myself as well. like i said, psycho.

boyz are *FRUSTERATING!*

[Highway23]

Jake used to be known as: "the idiot who takes shots of tequila like a fucking madman"


No longer...I have learned from strenuous mornings...it's no longer for me..

every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me~Jack White

[mtgirl]

yah it really pisses me off when i go to put in a new siggy and it doesn't fit, cause man, that's what i want it to say. i guess i could just type that shit at the end of every post. nevermind that's lame. i'm having the urge to smoke right now....

boyz are *FRUSTERATING!*

[mtgirl]

haha hey jake good to seee ya home slice. what's up with you tonight? we're all getting mature or something i guess. so what's the sound system in yer new car anyhoe? ya got a disc changer up in there?

boyz are *FRUSTERATING!*

[Highway23]

Good to see you too, as always!

Actually, funny story. I opened up the trunk when I was looking at the car before I bought it, and there was a case in there. I saw that it said JVC on it, so I opened it up, and it has a kick ass face in there. The guy selling me the car (it was a dealership) says "Hey, you can have that too!"

So all I need is the cd-player itself. Don't know how I'll get ahold of one, but I'll see what I can do.

I've had the music blaring in there that's for sure. Nothing special of a system, but it's decent. :) I just use my trusty ol' portable :)

every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me~Jack White

[13throwcenter]

dude i've been jonzin' for some smoke lately and everyone has some except ME! i'll be all alone on 4/20- sucking air through an empty pipe.

nah, not really... asher will be with me and i never do that shit when he's around. i could sure as fuck go for some NOW, however!



"My mom likes chocolate and Pearl Jam."~ Asher, 2-9-2002

[Highway23]

I could go for a chew, but it's almost been 5 weeks now I believe. :) *slaps 5 with self*

every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me~Jack White

[13throwcenter]

aaaahhhhhh yeeeeeah yeeeeeeaaaahhhh (bad axl impression)

i know, it sucks ass having to be patient. but patience paid off for me tonight (here's where i don't forget to credit JAMI /images/laugh.gif ) you don't have to have patience waiting for them to come to you, hell no. go out and get them.... but when you find a worthy one... that's when you play the patience card /images/wink.gif



"My mom likes chocolate and Pearl Jam."~ Asher, 2-9-2002

[13throwcenter]

JAKE THAT'S GREAT!
you can do it, man. i know it's not easy, but you've made it past the 30 days it takes to break a habit. that stuff is nasty and you're too cool to have that crap in your mouth.



"My mom likes chocolate and Pearl Jam."~ Asher, 2-9-2002

[Highway23]

I've never put crap in my mouth!






Though I once swallowed a Tad-pole. /images/crazy.gif

every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me~Jack White

[13throwcenter]

you ate a bird once, he probably had some crap inside of him /images/tongue.gif



"My mom likes chocolate and Pearl Jam."~ Asher, 2-9-2002

[Highway23]

come to think of it...


I've eaten some pretty fucked up shit....damn...

every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me~Jack White

[MonkeyBrains]

An entire cricket team, 12 guys, 3 chicks and flashed my tit's god knows how many times one nite on tequilla.. I love the stuff..



I was raised up, in a bad way..
With ugly things, that are here to stay..

[Highway23]

holy shit balls! wanna do some shots? /images/wink.gif/images/laugh.gif

hehehe

that's nuts!

every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me~Jack White

[mtgirl]

:P :P hehe kidding sandi. i'm seriously diggin the sublime righ now but i'm pissed cause i want to post these poe lyrics but i can't get to em.

boyz are *FRUSTERATING!*

[mtgirl]

high five dude

boyz are *FRUSTERATING!*

[Highway23]

what sublime song? i'll help ya out

every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me~Jack White

[mtgirl]

hmmm i won't say what cums to mind here.... but yah tadpoles that's gross. it's ok to eat fish cause...

boyz are *FRUSTERATING!*

[mtgirl]

boulie, yer so helpful! but what i'm looking for here are the lyrics to the poe song 'trigger happy jacky' but i'm listening to sublime. i'm psyched cause caress me down is cummin up

boyz are *FRUSTERATING!*

[Highway23]

Trigger happy Jack

He scares easily
It makes him so angry
At me

And his head it spins around
Just like the Exorcist and I
Find it ever so
Hard to resist his cries

But there's nothing more sadistic than an infant
Waving his pistol in my face
He wants me right down on my knees
Crumbling in disgrace

But he underestimates my mind
I know he's messing with my head
My only weakness is
I can't believe the guy could be entirely dead

Chorus:

Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Trigger Happy Jack
You're gonna blow
But I'm gonna get off
before you go
My Trigger Happy Jack is just a
drive by a go-go

And after awhile he calms down
And he looks at me like a prince
But I know I better bite the bullet
'Cause it's just another one of his
Jedi mind tricks

But this ain't no headtrip honey
This is a collision on the road
And you've got me feeling oh just like a roadkill
and you know deep down I know

Chorus

Why do you make me feel like this? (1-2-3-4)
Why do you gotta be such a dick? (1-2-3-4)
Why do you make me feeling like this? (1-2-3-4)
Why do you gotta be such a dick? (1-2-3-4)
Go-go

And I hate myself
Just enough to want him
But I hate him just enough to get off
But I understand him
Maybe I'm just crazy enough
To love him
Why not? (Why not?)

You can't to a psycho like a normal human being..


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every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me~Jack White

[Highway23]

i have a buddy who touched her booby when she jumped into the crowd one time.

he said she looked at him and smiled at his accidently fondle.

how cool, cuz she's a hottie. (I hear her newest album blows a big one though...)

every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me~Jack White

[mtgirl]

oh my god you are beautiful! *smoochie*

boyz are *FRUSTERATING!*

[Highway23]

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http://www.alwaysontherun.net/poe.htm

every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me~Jack White

[MonkeyBrains]

If you're buying.. I'm drinking.. That's only half the story..

I was out with 6 guys, all single, 3 recently broken up, so we were out for a massive nite.. I made up these El Gringo’s Mexican Madness score cards.. They were nasty.. On them where a list of things you could do and the points allocation if you performed one of them.. It included –
Shot Of Tequila Every Hour, Carona’s Bought for You, Drink bought for You by a Senorita, Collection of Stolen - Shot Glasses or Glasses, Hugs from a Senorita’s, Kisses from a Senorita’s, Kisses from Bar Staff, Dancing with a Senorita, Dancing on a Podium, Dancing on a Podium with a Senorita, Dancing on the Bar, Performing the Mexican Hat Dance, Winning a Game of Pool, Verbal Confrontation, Getting a Senorita’s Underwear off her, Getting a Senorita’s Bra off her, Bum Flash, Dick Flash (You have to remember I made this up for the boys), Intimate Moments in the Bathroom, Getting Thrown out of the Pub, Senorita’s Phone No.s, Weirdest Thing Collected, Full Nudity on the Pub Balcony, Walking Home in Your Underwear, Taking a Senorita Home
So as you could imagine it was going to be a fairly massive nite for the boys.. I wasn’t going to play I was mearly going along to play umpire & keep score..

So we were sitting at the bar, the boys were having their first shot of tequila when one of the lads decided to tell me that it was probably a good thing I wasn’t playing cause they’d all kick my ass anyway.. So I took one look at him ordered 2 tequila’s, downed them both & the challenge was on.. It’s amazing how willing people are to help you in order to get some points.. I modified my score sheet a little to suit me being a girl, but not too much changed.. We all had a brilliant time, I don’t remember much after Skulling a Carona, ½ the Heineken Brett handed me straight after, turning around to find a shot of tequila & a cowboy cock sucker for me on the bar, shoting them and then skulling the Vodka & raspberry that some guy had bought me.. But dam did I get some points for that effort.. needless to say there really wasn’t a lot left on my list to do by that stage.. It looked something like this
Shot Of Tequila Every Hour (6 plus extras)
Carona’s Bought for You (4)
Drink bought for You by a Senorita (4 by guys & 2 by chicks)
Collection of Stolen - Shot Glasses (9) or Glasses (4)
Hugs from a Senorita’s (An entire Cricket Team + 8 from Guys & 5 from Chicks all strangers)
Kisses from a Senorita’s (An entire Cricket Team + 6 from Guys & 3 from Chicks)
Kisses from Bar Staff (2)
Dancing with a Senorita (5 boys & 3 chicks)
Dancing on a Podium (Twice)
Dancing on a Podium with a Senorita (Twice both girls)
Dancing on the Bar (I didn’t manage that this time, but last time I was out on a same kind of nite I did)
Performing the Mexican Hat Dance (1)
Winning a Game of Pool (Nope)
Verbal Confrontation (2)
Getting a Senorita’s Underwear off her (1)
Getting a Senorita’s Bra off her (2)
Bum Flash (3)
Dick Flash (I substituted this for Breasts & actually ran out of room & apparently flashed my pussy at some stage so the boys tell me, I don’t think I did tho)
Intimate Moments in the Bathroom (1 apparently, I don’t remember it, I think I was trying to vomit in the means toilets at the time)
Getting Thrown out of the Pub (I got this for being thrown out of the men’s toilets 2)
Senorita’s Phone No.s (5)
Weirdest Thing Collected (nope)
Full Nudity on the Pub Balcony (nope)
Walking Home in Your Underwear (If I was capable of walking at the time I would’ve)
Taking a Senorita Home (Well I mite have.. :) )

I got crowned the Undisputed Winner, called an animal and most of the boys have sworn never to go out with me again.. I was a fabulous nite..


So anytime you wanna do some shots Jake I'm keen.. If you think you can keep up..



I was raised up, in a bad way..
With ugly things, that are here to stay..

[Highway23]

***scared***


but I tell ya what, that sounds like a fucking blast!!!

I'll take ya up on the offer...and show ya what I can do. Though not too many people have seen my junk, so I will need ALOT of shots to get some points there! hahah

every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me~Jack White

[mtgirl]

junk. heehee. i've been using the term package a lot lately. hehe package. we are...
the coolest muthafunkas on the planet
my my...
the sky is fallen ain't no need to panic
oo oo...
i got a stick and want yer automatic
oo oo..
compatible creative in the attic

er somethin like that

boyz are *FRUSTERATING!*

[MonkeyBrains]

I'll take good care of ya!! You kinda just get into the swing of it & by the end of the nite you'll do almost anything as long as you're getting points for it..

It was one of the best nites out I've had in a long time..



I was raised up, in a bad way..
With ugly things, that are here to stay..