*ahem* .... Smirksonian Awards?

[13throwcenter]

Donna's people just delivered my gown and I'm just dying to wear these jewels on loan from Tiffany's.... so what's the date of this gala event, boys?

[ProfessorFrink]

well, I'm going to have to withdraw my involvement in organizing that event. I'm just not too keen on the idea anymore.

[13throwcenter]

ah but of course you are.... why? because yer no FUN! /images/cool.gif

[ProfessorFrink]

perhaps.

[reallygroovN]

dag nab it /images/tongue.gif

and here i have my dress all picked out.... and my acceptance speech all written complete with the proper thankyouseguys /images/wink.gif

ya know, you guys dont come up with great ideas everyday....i think we need this...it would be a shame to waste all of brain cells already spent on this fine project /images/tongue.gif

[13throwcenter]

no shit man...it took me a full day of work to finish that sucker!

not to worry, the boulie-mon won't shit out on us.

[Phil]

I'm torn between a tux and one of those tux tee shirts...

nah, definitely a tux/images/cool.gif

I refuse to get up on stage and announce a winner if I have to go up there with somebody and have one of those cheesy conversational exchanges they always have.

(Phil and Jami walk out on stage)
Jami: So Phil, here we are... I work at a winery, and it's nine o'clock and you already SMELL like a winery!
Phil: Heh, heh... I guess you're right. Perhaps Smirks can download a drunk emoticon in honor of tonight's open bar!
(audience laughs)
Jami: Anyway, here are the nominees for longest post...

"C'mon, Mike, try it: Just you, your Strat, and a sock covering your wang!" Fake Jack quote, 11-96

[TmasH]

huh?

"Wax on, Wax off." - Daniel San in Karate Kid

[13throwcenter]

/images/cool.gif

thanks Phil.... needed a laugh tonight. /images/laugh.gif

[peacefulness]

LOL... that's great. Drunk Emoticon. HA!

~Melanie

"I was gonna eat that!" ~Morgan's drunken friend ('verge reminising)

[corduroykate]

hm i'm gonna hafta agree with frink here...seems like its just gonna end up like everythign in highschool does, a popularity contest...come on folks, we dont need that shit here...

[reallygroovN]

oh...that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO totally how it would be /images/laugh.gif and then poopypants would rush the stage, nekid/images/wink.gif and all the 'lurkers' would be waiting outside of the auditorium to get a glimpse of everyone /images/tongue.gif

heehee

[takemyhand]

/images/smile.gif.......I want to see poopy naked. /images/wink.gif

anne

[jamijams]

they wouldn't be a popularity contest, I think they're really meant in lighthearted fun, I already prepared myself to win the "least relevant to pearl jam posts" or something like that.....I think it would be fun, this place seems so dead as of late, we need a little stir up!

and Phil, I'd love to be your arm piece, but do I still get to wear tall shoes? /images/tongue.gif

not all things that are faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced~j.baldwin

[Highway23]

well, I can do it, and I'm going to make sure that everyone gets a hold of something...and I don't want it to be a popularity contest either, you all are popular in my book, and yer all a bunch of turds/images/smile.gif

...he is alive, but feels absolutely nothing...so is he?...

[Highway23]

actually, now that I'm looking at some ideas, I don't think that I can do it...there's so much shit that I have to look at, and I got another idea...what about like a funny awards show for Pearl Jam songs, like...different catagories of songs, and we get to pick 'em...know what I mean?

i don't know...and then I could (or Phil, cuz he's funny)..write up the whole award show...that would be fun right?...

i don't know...

...he is alive, but feels absolutely nothing...so is he?...

[Peace Frog]

Just keep guys from bands climing up on stage and scaling the towers like a certain memeber or RATM did one year.

Is there a list of the categories?

Kindred to be an American!

[Phil]

CURSE THOSE TALL SHOES!!!

maybe I'll wear cowboy boots/images/cool.gif

"C'mon, Mike, try it: Just you, your Strat, and a sock covering your wang!" Fake Jack quote, 11-96

[jamijams]

cowboy. you wear them to the awards, I'll wear them later /images/wink.gif /images/tongue.gif /images/laugh.gif

not all things that are faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced~j.baldwin

[Phil]

okay, then... let's get this awards thing started already...

chop chop/images/laugh.gif

"C'mon, Mike, try it: Just you, your Strat, and a sock covering your wang!" Fake Jack quote, 11-96

[13throwcenter]

Dude.... see me, we'll figure out something. I always say, two heads are better than one. /images/shocked.gif