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13throwcenter
05-01-2001, 04:33 PM
Why do girls always have hills on them? and why do the hills have little hills on them?
oh myyyyyy.
"If anybody ever tells you you can't change the world.... fuck 'em." ~EV
csmooth24
05-01-2001, 04:34 PM
boys like hills.../images/shocked.gif
/images/cool.gifchris/images/cool.gif
"elvis isn't dead, he's just on vacation with jim morrison"
pj_dad
05-01-2001, 04:55 PM
mine refers to them as "lums" (...LUMS????)
he's also asked about "hairy places" and pee-pee size.
(still wanna babysit this summer Jake?!)
-kj
panther-girl
05-01-2001, 04:56 PM
HILLS!!! so cute! :)
my son used to call 'corn' porn...
rise above
05-01-2001, 05:05 PM
hehehe:)
that is SO cute!
something to look forward to :O
13throwcenter
05-01-2001, 05:13 PM
oh man... do i have stories to tell! I'm always very open with Asher about this kind of stuff... so he feels comfortable bringing it up at any given time... like the grocery store, in line at the post office, etc... i encourage you to write down his funny questions, rise... i just started to and i wish i would have a long time ago!
"If anybody ever tells you you can't change the world.... fuck 'em." ~EV
prism
05-01-2001, 05:25 PM
My now 13 year old when he was six (he would kill me if he knew I was telling anybody this) annouced real loudly as I was talking to the neighbors "Boys have a hot dog and Girls have a jelly bean"....my neighbor whispered to me "what on earth are you teaching this kid?"....I swear he came up with that one on his own, I had nothin' to do with it
csmooth24
05-01-2001, 05:45 PM
i like jelly beans...
/images/cool.gifchris/images/cool.gif
"elvis isn't dead, he's just on vacation with jim morrison"
prism
05-01-2001, 05:53 PM
I love hot dogs /images/smile.gif...and not the kind that you roast on a stick /images/tongue.gif
csmooth24
05-01-2001, 05:57 PM
ouch! /images/shocked.gif don't roast hotdogs on sticks please! /images/smile.gif
/images/cool.gifchris/images/cool.gif
"elvis isn't dead, he's just on vacation with jim morrison"
anescence
05-01-2001, 07:11 PM
Aren't kids great?!!?/images/laugh.gif You get to see the world through new eyes!!/images/smile.gif
~~~~
My mind not only wanders....it sometimes leaves completely /images/crazy.gif
13throwcenter
05-01-2001, 07:38 PM
ash and I had that same talk... he told me "But Mooooommmm, that's what boys LIKE."
"If anybody ever tells you you can't change the world.... fuck 'em." ~EV
edvedderismyhero
05-01-2001, 07:42 PM
lol! how cute!! Yeah, something to look forward to if I ever find the right man and have some kids...your son sounds so adorable!!!
Lauren
Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place
yer ardy
05-02-2001, 10:49 AM
*hills*...how 'poetic'... /images/smile.gif
get that boy some paint and a canvas...
'paint what you see asher, paint what you see...'
ilovepearljam
"..why would you...wanna hurt me??"
13throwcenter
05-02-2001, 05:41 PM
I'm not too modest around him yet... he still sees me get into and out of the shower... he has questions and I answer em.
"If anybody ever tells you you can't change the world.... fuck 'em." ~EV
13throwcenter
05-02-2001, 05:55 PM
haha... a hickey is something you get when you are MARRIED??? LMAO!! I have been very open and honest with Asher about everything, while keeping it at his level. Sometimes he even asks if i have bled yet this month! I *did* have to decline showing him the hole where the baby comes out of, however /images/blush.gif I learned about sex in the second grade when there was a rumor that two kids were "humping" out in the field behind school at recess /images/shocked.gif
"If anybody ever tells you you can't change the world.... fuck 'em." ~EV
jamijams
05-02-2001, 05:56 PM
uhh...thanks bro. lmfao om! /images/tongue.gif
wow san.
You bring about what you think about
Smirks
05-02-2001, 06:09 PM
...but I'll tell you an actual story about ME when I was a little tyke. This is a story my parents have brought to my attention several times.... usually in front of friends or other family.
Anywho.....
Back when I was about 5 or so my sister would play with her Barbie dolls. She used to take their clothes off and hold the dolls in front of me. Now, according to my parents when she did this I'd always say "Stop, Maria! Your making me have to go doodie!". Well... when boys get erections it creates the sensation of 'having to go', so all of those times those dern Barbie doll boobs were turning me on!
/images/laugh.gif
jamijams
05-02-2001, 06:14 PM
LMAO Smirks. You must really love us to tell that story! /images/wink.gif /images/tongue.gif glad to see you checking in on us today! You achieved your horndog status quite early on smirksie!
You bring about what you think about
13throwcenter
05-02-2001, 06:16 PM
awww smirksey... you really *do* love us!
that's a pretty good one!
"If anybody ever tells you you can't change the world.... fuck 'em." ~EV
csmooth24
05-02-2001, 06:32 PM
i have to doody *all* the time! /images/wink.gif
/images/cool.gifchris/images/cool.gif
"everybody wants a million bucks, but i'd rather have a million days with you!"
jamijams
05-02-2001, 06:34 PM
yayeah! /images/tongue.gif
You bring about what you think about
13throwcenter
05-02-2001, 06:34 PM
whoa!
"If anybody ever tells you you can't change the world.... fuck 'em." ~EV
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