Look at me!! Look at Me!!!!

[RogueTrader]

I have nothing of substance to say, I just want to be the centre of attention.

I have a SHOCKING hangover this morning.....Frozen Margheritas(3), Bloody Mary's(2), Martinis(2), beer(2), and scotch(2) all went down the ole hatch last night.

I figured that I have to do my evening out, last night rather than this evening as I will be packing stuff for my move....

really seedy......

Me and my two buddies also stole a big manequin from the side of the road and gtook it back to Dave's place. The traffic cops put these on the side of the road where there are road works. They are dressed like cops and have this big flashing stick in a hand that just continually waves back and forward.

Any way.....we drove along the street...stopped the car and, calm as a coma, unhooked it from the power supply, tossed it on Dave's roof rack, tied it down with the power chord and sped off around the corner as the cops on the other side of the road ran through traffic to catch us.

God we laughed.......

Anyway....the manequin is now standing at the front door of Dave's place directing people who come in the door toward the kitchen, where they can dump their booze, grab a bowl and then proceed through to the lounge room where they can kick aside traffic cones and assorted blinking lights (booty from other similar raids where the escape was completed on foot), sit down and watch some movies.

So how is this relevant to the Pearl Jam BBS? Well, it's not really, save that we had 'Porch' from the Tampa boot playing on the car's stereo as we committed this crime.....

Anyway, I think that all i am good for today is surfing porn on the web, so i will get back to that.

Love

M

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Howard Roark laughed......

[13throwcenter]

hahaha i love it Roguie bum... i haven't stolen any government property for years now! (although, i hear groovN has been knocking off Post Offices up and down the eastern seaboard /images/shocked.gif )

[RogueTrader]

.....That doesn't surprise me. groovN looks like a bit of a desperado.....

M

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Howard Roark laughed......

[jamijams]

I love blatant self promotion! **peeks around corner**....I'm /images/blush.gifshy, remember!

You bring about what you think about

[13throwcenter]

the "shy" act, Jami... nobuddy's buying it!!!

[csmooth24]

'smooth criminal'...haha...sounds like you had a goood time!



/images/cool.gifchris/images/cool.gif
"elvis isn't dead, he's just on vacation with jim morrison"

[jamijams]

dude, Sandi, you'd be surprised. seriously. and I AM shy of RT...scared maybe even! /images/shocked.gif /images/blush.gif

You bring about what you think about

[RogueTrader]

You didn't look too shy in those pictures you sent me,......surely that piercing had to hurt a little, and how long did you have your legs in that position for?

M

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Howard Roark laughed......

[reallygroovN]

reportin fer duty, pardner /images/wink.gif hmmmm, perhaps i should have my assless chaps on when i say that /images/laugh.gif...all those offical us postoffice purple rubberbands are mine, i tell you, miiiiiiiiiiiiiiine /images/crazy.gif

rouguie....you could get the death penalty for that kind of stuff over there...or at least 100 lashes or somethin....i would watch your theivin ways, buddy /images/wink.gif

[yer ardy]

with "all" that went down the ole hatch..any of it come back up? /images/tongue.gif

(i'll also be checking the 'most wanted' posters
at the post office for rogue AND rg from now on...)

@>-->----
"and please,.... turn it up." -ev

[RogueTrader]

It actually stayed where it was supposed to be.....i have to drink and EXTREME amount of booze to be at the point of throwing up.....

Last night's effort wasn't alot, and I finished pretty early too....I just hadn't eaten since breakfast and the Margheritas at the bar I was at are made with 3 shots of tequilla per drink.....Tequilla always does weird things to me.

M

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Howard Roark laughed......

[reallygroovN]

hey rogue....did ya get the worm? /images/tongue.gif /images/shocked.gif

[RogueTrader]

Nahhhh......They don't give it out at this bar......

M

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Howard Roark laughed......

[Ger]

I see you..in all your hungover/whiskey dick glory..you tum may be whirling, & your head may be throbbing, but the other parts have raw, exposed nerve endings..creating a feeling that you might try to ignore..but then a lovely warm head swim overtakes you..your eyes close for a second & you feel like you are in a deep green sea, chilled yet stimulated..your mind's eye recalls a millisecond of arousal..& it feels good........

Have a scotch with me -- on the rocks okay? Let's sit on the floor, put on some jazz, our backs to the wall, & tell stories...you look so rugged & handsome today...didn't get around to shaving?

Ger

"my eyes"

[RogueTrader]

It's spring.....I'm looking at porn.....I reading this......SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


Have mercy on me, Ger........

M

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Howard Roark laughed......

[reallygroovN]

we have 13/smoothie/jami and jam during the day.....and rougue and ger through the night....

i feel like such a voyeur...the things i learn here when i should be working /images/wink.gif

[Ger]

Just wanted to make you.........feel better..........enjoy the porn......

If something has to give, I'm willing to receive... :^O

G

"I've got you...under my skin...I've got you...deep in the heart of me..." - Frank's version

"my eyes"

[Highway23]

what kinda porn ya looking at Rogue?

any good sites for boulie? /images/smile.gifhehehehe

[RogueTrader]

You are such a seductress, Ger......it's evil........

Where would you like to catch it?

M

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Howard Roark laughed......

[RogueTrader]

www.sublimethumbs.com

M

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Howard Roark laughed......

[Highway23]

cool beans /images/smile.gif

hehehehee


try

al4a.com
Though, it's nice to know that I don't need to use it /images/smile.gif

[RogueTrader]

awesome...thanks

M

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Howard Roark laughed......

[Ger]

I think you are fully aware of where I would like to catch it...evil?...just loving, that's all...

However, I am going out for dinner now...& will be thinking of what levels of physical responses you will be undergoing...while I am eating...(& if you think this isn't doing anything to me...think again...)

G

"...just the thought of you makes me stop before I begin..."



"my eyes"

[13throwcenter]

/images/frown.gif... I'm convinced there's no good porn for us chicks to look at!

[RogueTrader]

Sublime has a big Gay Porn section.....i guess you could look at that.....

M

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Howard Roark laughed......

[13throwcenter]

uh, not what I had in mind /images/wink.gif

[jamijams]

ger, my friend, you never disappoint...seems youve found an outlet in the absence of another...woman you get people going in all kinds of ways....

You bring about what you think about

[edvedderismyhero]

Thats too funny! Not your hangover, but your adventure! What I love to steal are those huge diamond shaped oragne road signs placed where there's some type of construction---ones that say 'Freshly oiled and chipped' 'Men at Work' ... I cant think of all the things those sign say but damn do they look cool hanging on your wall...I had a couple but I gave them to my friends for their gamerooms...but they're great to go and steal at night...


Anyway hope your hangover gets better, hehe!


Lauren
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place