Ger
04-19-2001, 12:55 PM
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This morning, the sun came up again. Naysayers had speculated that the inevitable non-sunrise would occur early in this millennium, however, they have returned to the drawing board since nature once more had her way.
In other news, spring birds were out in full force today, interrupting the sleep of humans everywhere. Their high-pitched mating calls infiltrated psyches everywhere, creating feelings of pleasure & joy; usually reserved for Christmas & birthdays!
In a related story, frogs are having the time of their lives emerging from the cold muck to enjoy basking in the warm spring sun. One can only surmise the amount of frog-mating that is occurring. The Northern Hemisphere is alive with the calls to gather & mate.
More later on Man vs Nature News.
"my eyes"
This morning, the sun came up again. Naysayers had speculated that the inevitable non-sunrise would occur early in this millennium, however, they have returned to the drawing board since nature once more had her way.
In other news, spring birds were out in full force today, interrupting the sleep of humans everywhere. Their high-pitched mating calls infiltrated psyches everywhere, creating feelings of pleasure & joy; usually reserved for Christmas & birthdays!
In a related story, frogs are having the time of their lives emerging from the cold muck to enjoy basking in the warm spring sun. One can only surmise the amount of frog-mating that is occurring. The Northern Hemisphere is alive with the calls to gather & mate.
More later on Man vs Nature News.
"my eyes"