bluecow
04-07-2001, 03:47 PM
A REAL HOOT...YOU WILL ENJOY THIS ONE....
Subject: annual pap smear...
For all those who tend to be humiliated at the OB-GYN office...In Melbourne, FL. one of the radio stations paid money for people to tell their most embarrassing stories.
This one netted the winner $300.
She said: I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist, when early one morning I received a call from his office. I had been rescheduled for early that
morning at 9:30 am. I had just packed everyone off to school and it was
8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed
upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable. I threw
the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when they called
me in.
Knowing the procedure as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million
miles away from here.
I was a little surprised when he said, "My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
But I didn't respond. The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day went normal - some shopping, cleaning, and the evening meal, etc. At 6:30 that evening, my 4-year-old daughter was getting ready to go to a school
recital when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
She called back "No! I need the one that was here by the sink.
It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
Subject: annual pap smear...
For all those who tend to be humiliated at the OB-GYN office...In Melbourne, FL. one of the radio stations paid money for people to tell their most embarrassing stories.
This one netted the winner $300.
She said: I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist, when early one morning I received a call from his office. I had been rescheduled for early that
morning at 9:30 am. I had just packed everyone off to school and it was
8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed
upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable. I threw
the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when they called
me in.
Knowing the procedure as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million
miles away from here.
I was a little surprised when he said, "My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
But I didn't respond. The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day went normal - some shopping, cleaning, and the evening meal, etc. At 6:30 that evening, my 4-year-old daughter was getting ready to go to a school
recital when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
She called back "No! I need the one that was here by the sink.
It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."