What's Your Fear?

[Just_Jam_Please]

Alright. I have a multitude of fears, but I would say that I HATE and FEAR public restrooms!!!! I mean I have to pee so badly right now, but I hate the smell, the look and feel of public restrooms. I don't know who's been sitting on that seat even with a paper cover on it. Am I mental in feeling thsi way? I mean I even open the door with a paer towel so I don't have to touch it.

So,what's your fear??

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[yer ardy]

my biggest fear? plain and simple....
that i would have to make funeral arrangements
for either one of my kids..
morbid thought, i know, but it's my biggest fear...

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[blue_rain]

death. and not my own.

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[Highway23]

my biggest fears...wow....umm.....losing my brother or sister....losing my girlfriend....losing my parents....


I fucking hate puke, so i fear puke

I hate poop, so i fear poop /images/wink.gif


I'm a dork!/images/tongue.gif/images/laugh.gif

[jamijams]

NO WAY. we are sooooooooooooooo on the same wavelength there! I have pped way more times than I can count behind a tree rather than brave a restroom. toooo funny, and I do the papertowel door handle thing too!

You bring about what you think about

[bluecow]

i hate feet, but it's not really a fear.

boiling water... i don't like revolving doors... elevators.

[reallygroovN]

try using the toilet in a public restroom in a hospital emergency room.....gack..../images/shocked.gif

my biggest real fear....knowing that i or my hub or kids will die...ya know, just knowing it before it happens [sad]

my biggest bizzare fear...that a spider will plop on my face while i am sleeping /images/shocked.gif

my silliest fear...that when i am daydreaming in a public place, that i will actually say something out loud...i used to worry about this all of the time while riding back and forth on the school bus.../images/crazy.gif

[Just_Jam_Please]

You soooooooooooooooo need to get outta my brain Jami!!!!! This is toooo weird. I would so rather pee behind a tree than in a public restroom. And I always get looks like I'm Bob from the movie 'What About Bob?' when I open doors with a paper towel. Glad that you do the same thing girl /images/smile.gif

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

what about Bob - love that fucking movie!

but my truest, biggest fear, is lonliness /images/frown.gif /images/crazy.gif really, i hate it.

You bring about what you think about

[Highway23]

you know, they say you swallow about 40 spiders a year, or even more /images/shocked.gif fuckin freaky..i hate those bastards

I'm a dork!/images/tongue.gif/images/laugh.gif

[reallygroovN]

oh thank you highway.....i will be thinking of you as i toss and turn in bed, lights on, with my can of freaking bug spray in my hands......maybe THATS why i cant seem to lose any weight...fat spiders...too much protein!

[Just_Jam_Please]

I almost swallowed a bee once. We were tailgating and I picked up my drink and next thing you know I feel something in my mouth. I open my mouth and a bee flies out. I was sooooooooooooo repulsed. There ARE no words.

Baby step to the bathroom....baby step to the toliet /images/smile.gif

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

those spiders'll do it to ya, and I heard they're the hardest kinda fat to lose! darn them...another one of the joys of an old house, I have tons o'spidies! /images/shocked.gif

You bring about what you think about

[Highway23]

sorry /images/smile.gif

I found a bumble bee in my ice cream once when i was little, and we reported it, and got a SHIT LOAD of free ice cream from them /images/smile.gif It was awesome

I'm a dork!/images/tongue.gif/images/laugh.gif

[Just_Jam_Please]

My fear is that bugs will crawl up my nose. Wanna hear a gross story y'all?? Alright. Urban legend has it that this woman once went to the post office and got an envelope. She licked it with her tongue which had a cut on it. A few eeeks later this woman's mouth swells up and her doctor doesn't understand why. He sends her to a specialist and he discovers that there was a nest of baby roaches growing in her tongue. Apparently some mental person tainted the envelopes at the post office with roach larva and they embedded themselves in the cut of her tongue. Okay........how repulsive is THAT??!?!?!?!?!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

yeah, but its not twue jjp...http://www.urbanlegends.com has the scoopage, but can you imagine? oh fuck that's just sick. gag

You bring about what you think about

[Highway23]

that's really a gross story...but could never happen...i hope /images/wink.gif

Did you ever see that Twilight Zone, where the guy signed a contract and they cut off his tongue, and put it in a jar, where it didn't die, it just pulsated adn gave birth to little baby tongues? Pretty cool eh?...my pen...

I'm a dork!/images/tongue.gif/images/laugh.gif

[Just_Jam_Please]

I did see that Twilight Zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy son of a whore!!!!! And I figured that the story wasn't true, but it grossed my sister out a lot so I think it's kinda fun to tell it *evil laugh*

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[reallygroovN]

ok, ok, ok....this is just really pleasant /images/tongue.gif

spiders, death, public toilets and squirming baby tongues....i can just imagine the dreams tonight /images/shocked.gif

anyone have any nice stories about, oh, i dont know, flowers, clouds, baby seals?????

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[Just_Jam_Please]

I am breaking down and going to go pee!!!!!!!!!!! Damn this conversation making me squirm even more!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[Highway23]

Once when I was up in the clouds, I saw a baby seal eating flowers. It was cute. /images/smile.gif

I'm a dork!/images/tongue.gif/images/laugh.gif

[jamijams]

that is *exactly* what I was going to say mr.smartypants! /images/wink.gif

You bring about what you think about

[reallygroovN]

great minds /images/smile.gif /images/laugh.gif /images/cool.gif

[prism]

ok, so what yur saying boulie, is that with all these poopy post yur just trying to wrestle away all those poop demons that you so fear?? /images/crazy.gif

[Highway23]

yes truly great minds....and that little tongue thing was from Waynes' World...Garth....I love that movie /images/laugh.gif

gotta go all be back later

I'm a dork!/images/tongue.gif/images/laugh.gif

[Just_Jam_Please]

Is anyone still here??????????? I want to blow my last 20 minutes at work!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[_sysiphus_]

I hear ya on the public restrooms. I'm so petrified that I can't even perform, hehehe, when I'm in there.

My other biggest fear is getting stuck in some vessel underwater. You know you're going to die - there's no way out. It's just a matter of time. Definitely one of the worst ways to go.

"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

[Highway23]

i'm here...just got back from tutoring

I'm a dork!/images/tongue.gif/images/laugh.gif

[reallygroovN]

i was always really afraid of my tutors....you know, where they gonna toot, or what?


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[Highway23]

rooty toot toot!

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[Phil]

Big ugly hairy man eating poisonous spiders.

And little cute bald pizza eating spiders, too. ALL of em.

[vitolochica]

to be forgotten and losing my mother....both kill me.

y para ser más franca nadie piensa en ti como lo hago yo aunque te dé lo mismo...