Good mornin

[Highway23]

WOOD/images/laugh.gif

How is everyone on this beautiful day? It's Mikey's birthday, and I don't have class until 12:30, so I'm hping everyone is around so I can hang out with my pally poos/images/smile.gif

I'm a dork!/images/tongue.gif/images/laugh.gifhttp://www.doodie.com/pics/07262000.gif.07262000

[Plaidsurfshorts]

Hey highway!!
Happy Thursday to ya!
Look at that shit fly!!! /images/smile.gif

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[Highway23]

hey plaid...check this out...I just made it, but I can't make it my sig because the file name is too long...damnit!

http://content.communities.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=view_photo&ID_Community=TheJamilyPorch&ID_Topic=1&ID_Message=141

I'm a dork!/images/tongue.gif/images/laugh.gifhttp://www.georgerabe.com/mysite1/humor/caught.gif

[Just_Jam_Please]

Hey I know where that wood reference came from Boulie /images/smile.gif Good mornin' to you all. I am BUTT ass tired this morning. I for real am not gonna make it through this day. And the worst part is I woke up this morning singing 'More Than A Woman' by the Bee Gees. Don't ask me why though!!!! Please help me get through this morning people!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE MCCREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[panther-girl]

more than a woman to me........ ;)

so, last night we were woken by 2 cops at the door-
my husbands truck was broken in to and the teenager across the street saw it happening and called the cops...
we were up from about 4 am to 5:30 ... poor kid had to stick around and give statements and stuff but thanks to him
they never got to my car...
The kids were actually caught not too far away because they beat in some guys mailbox and he followed them and called the cops from
his car and when they were stopped, my husbands cell phone was in their possession....
strange but true.

[Just_Jam_Please]

I'm so sorry to hear about your bad luck last night. *Hands coffee over to PGirl to keep her awake too* I remember when my car was broken into years agoand I was so livid!!! Who do those shmucks think they are anyway??? Luckily they didn't get to your car though /images/smile.gif

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

lol highway! morning friends! /images/smile.gif i too am very tired this morning, i think i can hear the treadmill at home laughing at me as i struggle up the stairs, damn some days that thing just kicks my ass! wooo hooo

happy birfday Mike McCready! whatever shall we get for him? he's given us sooooo much! /images/cool.gif

ok ya'll...let's play! /images/tongue.gif

You bring about what you think about

[Ger]

Yes...she would.../images/wink.gif

Please have a mahvelous day, dahlings...

Hey, jamijams! I am COMMUTING!! I should get my cell phone re-activated so we can talk during *rush* hour! Whaddyathink?

Nice eye candy at the engineering office I'm at this week...Neil, Craig, Drayson..no shirt-blowing goin on!

Love,
Ger

"You're still allowed..."

[13throwcenter]

I'm a busy busy gal today so I won't have time to play until all of you have gone away /images/frown.gif so ya'll have fun celebrating the birthday of the coolest guitar player we know (this side of stone and ed, anyway!)




Cute boys make mtgirl (and me) horny.

[Just_Jam_Please]

Mornin' mornin' Jami and Ger and Sandi. Seems that Boulie is a man surrounded with nuthin' but some fine women this morning /images/smile.gif

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[Ger]

Will someone be sure to NOT say some analogy about flies being attracted to shit?

Jake! You know I love you...but those poo pics are makin' me a little queasy....urp.....

Have a fine day, I'll miss y'all.

Love,
Ger

"You're still allowed..."

[jamijams]

absolutely! sounds like a plan wo-man! I was also thinking that Im a big turd for not writing ya back yesterday...sorry...you know my craziness /images/crazy.gif

indeed, highway is one lucky dude! all us girly girls hangin 'round! /images/wink.gif

have a great day Sandi!

You bring about what you think about

[Highway23]

yeah, i'm getting rid of the poop pictures I guess....I have to find something else to use..../images/frown.gif hehehe

Girls girls girls..

I'm a dork!/images/tongue.gif/images/laugh.gif

[jamijams]

why is it, that on the morning I decide to sleep in, the dog decides to throw up? and when in fact, she does so, WHY must she head directly for the carpet, instead of staying on the hardwoods where its easier to clean? /images/frown.gif And when I don't have any money to buy a latte, why must I spill the first one I make all over the counter and clean dishes...I didn't want to be on time to work today anyways...wouldn't want to alarm anyone! /images/tongue.gif

You bring about what you think about

[Just_Jam_Please]

Damn Jami....sounds like you've had a bad morning /images/frown.gif I guess it's the law of averages....for so many good days you have skipping down the hallways you gotta have a bad day!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

down the hallways, I tell you what sister, today I look more like an 8 month pregnant woman, waddling down the halls because my thighs are so sore from lifting weights on monday! hee hee /images/tongue.gif



You bring about what you think about

[Just_Jam_Please]

Ha ha ha! See you just need to stop that exercising then /images/tongue.gif You know the sayin: More cushion for the pushin'!!!!!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

I partake of the smokeables, I HAFTA excercise or I'd be a walrus in no time! /images/wink.gif

and when was the last time you heard a guy say "fat asses RUUULE!" I think not. /images/smile.gif

You bring about what you think about

[mtgirl]

weehoo! that just got the beatles song, good morning, in my head. i love the starting, the rooster crows and then one of those dudes is like 'one two three four' and then it just goes from there. good morning mr. b, haha that's my new nickname for my dog. it stands for mr. begs. anyway, did you finish your cinderelly paper? i have class in 15 minutes. that is kind of sad i would like to stay here and play with you all

cute boys make me horny (oh that and also all the raging hormones in my bod)

[jamijams]

and on that note...an email I just received, to clarify:

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Everything
wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;
that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and
corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain?
Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy
vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily
allowance of vegetable slop.


Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to
one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.


Q: At the gym, a guy asked me to "spot" for him while he did the bench
press. What did he mean?

A: "Spotting" for someone means you stand over him while he blows air up
your shorts. It's an accepted practice at health clubs; though if you find
that it becomes the ONLY reason why you're going in, you probably ought to
reevaluate your exercise program.


Q: What are the advantages of a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain-No Pain.


Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should
only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.


I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had.

You bring about what you think about

[Just_Jam_Please]

Walrus eh???? Yeah never heard a man say fat ass rules, but damn if ya don't like my fat ass that's okay b/c my b/f sure does when I'm under him /images/blush.gif Did I just say that to everyone???? LOL

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[mtgirl]

lmao! i am totally sending that to my friend who would totally believe it.

cute boys make me horny (oh that and also all the raging hormones in my bod)

[Just_Jam_Please]

Right on with the e-mail!!!!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

yep, you said it! lolol

You bring about what you think about

[Plaidsurfshorts]

KILLER Stickman there, highway!! /images/laugh.gif

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[jamijams]

you never cease to amaze me

You bring about what you think about