David Caruso one liners from CSI

[Highway23]

I'm so happy I hate this show

This is great.

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I love this!!

I can't listen to it until I get home but every week my daughter and I wait for it (the one liners) so we can crack up

she'll have to watch this with me

we want david caruso and keifer sutherland to do a show together - they could call it the monotones

make that the husky voiced wimpy guys with too much 'tude show

[MonkeyBrains]

Fellatio's the only reason I watch CSI Miami..

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I love it

the one where he drives through the building in his hummer to save the hostage tied up to a bomb

and actually out drives the explosion

and I love how the bomb squad/FBI/aquatic team/jesus/santa claus wait for him to show up before they "go in"

and - oh - he loveses the wee children

but I cross the line at getting the hot chicks - just not going to happen