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[jamijams]

[13throwcenter]

hehehehe..... Nascar screen saver.... puh-lease tell me you are joking!!! You paint a pretty (ugly) picture there, Jami! At least you won't have to worry about those damn virus carrying mosquitoes this summer!



Jake is a dork. /images/tongue.gif

[jamijams]

sad but true.....

You bring about what you think about

[Just_Jam_Please]

OMG Jami.....I so feel your pain!!!! The woman I share an office cranks up Christian music all day and here I sit with my PJ on, but being considerate to not crank it up. I mean have some fuckin' courtesy. On top of which this woman eats ALL day and I have to smell all this nasty crap that she heats up. I can't stand it!!!! I mean there are so many things that I detest about her, but yet still remain nice to her.

As for your cubicle neighbor there....I say kill her....death is the only answer /images/tongue.gif

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

you know, it's so funny (ok, well in my mind) how nicely i treat everyone at work, i mean really, i think they all truly do believe i like them....which is as it should be, but boy oh boy some of these ppl would be seriously surprised at how many things about them irk the shit out of me....i'm sure theyre all on the Pink Ladies bbs's saying the same shit about me right now..ha ha ha "that jami is *such* a pain in the ass...shes always sooooo hyper, skips down the hallways, keeps a full bowl of candy on her desk for us...gets her work done waaay to quickly, has the world's cutest dog..") /images/tongue.gif /images/wink.gif

oh wait a minute, how could you *NOT* like me...hee hee ha ha (no comments from teh meanies!) /images/wink.gif

You bring about what you think about

[13throwcenter]

hehe... you skip down the hallways?

Everyone I work with KNOWS i hate them... that's the way i prefer it /images/wink.gif

Jake is a dork. /images/tongue.gif

[Just_Jam_Please]

LOL 13....you sound so much like my sister! I hate them and I don't care if they know!!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

my darlin...YES I DO, on good days anyways....or if anyone is foolish enough to allow me a second latte during the day....

and the bowl of candy, its actually evil *disguised* /images/cool.gif as being generous and sweet...you see, they all think I'm just nice enough to buy candy all the time, when really I'm fattening every last one of them up, so that I may appear thinner....muhahahahahaha /images/tongue.gif

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[Just_Jam_Please]

Too funny Jami!!!!!!!!!! Stop you're making my belly hurt!!!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

well see, if you keep laughing at me (hey! *with* me!) then you won't have to work out tonite!

lunch time......

smoothie, where the hell are you? another free lunch from one of the sales ladies, or just a *vacation*?? hmmmmmmmm??????

You bring about what you think about

[13throwcenter]

my bet is he is on "vacation".... that smoothie... never any "down" time for him!!!



Jake is a dork. /images/tongue.gif

[Just_Jam_Please]

How many of us that post on this board during the day are at work??? We should take a pole. Me and you Jami so far that I know of. I wonder who else. Anyway...me delirium from lack of sustanace is driving me to think of all these foolish things. I would sooooooooo be all over your candy jar if we worked together /images/smile.gif

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[Just_Jam_Please]

Okay okay okay......now the officemate has invited her friend into our office for lunch and I have to listen to her talk about herself even more!!!!!! Does the torcher ever end?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[13throwcenter]

smoothie, smirks, amy, poopy, groovN... and I think Anne does too.... but not me!!!



Jake is a dork. /images/tongue.gif

[Just_Jam_Please]

Oh no not you 13. I know you are a perfect employee:-)

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[csmooth24]

hey hey..i am back...yes i was at lunch (and it was free!) but not from a sales lady...i was being compensated for a cd i made for a friend...

sorry to hear about your smelly neighbor...try glade plug-ins... /images/smile.gif

if that doesn't work you could always send her a confidential memo saying what a fuckin' stinkpot she is! HA!

/images/cool.gifchris/images/cool.gif

[jamijams]

how nice of you to make a cd for a friend smoothie (dublindublindublindublindublin) aHEM



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[csmooth24]

when are you taking me to lunch??? hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????????

actually jami you are on my list of "to burns"...but it looks like my list is gonna have to be put off...the burner i use is out of commission for a while...they guy took it home for a while so he can use it there...no word on when it will return.../images/frown.gif

/images/cool.gifchris/images/cool.gif

[13throwcenter]

uhhhhh.... actually... the reason I *don't* post from work is because I am *not* the perfect employee...i got written up not once but TWICE for excessive internet usage /images/blush.gif hehehehehehe

Jake is a dork. /images/tongue.gif

[jamijams]

well thats shellfish! /images/mad.gif sounds like taking you to lunch has to be put off for a while, but I'll put you on my *list* smartypants

TWICE 13? DOH! that's gotta hurt!

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[csmooth24]

i am glad my internet usage isn't monitored or i might be written up!

thanks for putting me on your list jami...as long as its not your *shit*list.../images/smile.gif

/images/cool.gifchris/images/cool.gif

[jamijams]

lots of lists.....

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[Just_Jam_Please]

They monitor internet usage by SECOND at my work. Can you even believe that?!?!? I have this nightmare that the report on my inrenet usage time will be so long that it would be able to wrap around our building 10 times!!!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[csmooth24]

i am at work for 8 1/2-9 hours a day and i am on the internet for probably 7 hours a day...is that bad?

/images/cool.gifchris/images/cool.gif

[jamijams]

holy shit! who do you work for, anal-uptight-big-brother inc.? SHIT man that's rough....I don't even know how they do it here, I just keep my history and temp files clean....hmmmmm

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[Just_Jam_Please]

I work for a non-profit organization which is funded by YOUR tax dollars /images/tongue.gif When I found out they did that I about peed myself. And ya know I tried to clean out my temp files too, but it wouldn't let me. I think they have some sort of secret code or something.

And Smoothie......it's all good if you work only one hour a day.....that's about as much effort as they deserve from you....the Jamily deserves the rest /images/smile.gif

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

time to start sleeping with the IS dept. guys or gals! /images/tongue.gif /images/cool.gif....

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[Just_Jam_Please]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder what PJ boot would suit THAT situation.

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

but I think habit would be appropriate? "seen it happen to a couple of friends" (those friends keep me at this board all damn day)..."seen it happen and the message it sends" (message = slackmaster doesn't have enough to do)

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[Ger]

*Ahem* I don't want to rag on the women I've worked with, but I do have a hangup about this one guy we once had to put up with. I mean this guy figured he was God's gift to womankind, was a highly sexual being (I realize that now), pushed the envelope of decency with nearly all of us who had a little slip of vulnerability showing. (This was pre-harrassment laws, so it was tough) He'd actually walk around with an obvious erection pressing against his pants, his shirt undone that extra button, the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, kept his head shaved because he was a swimmer, never wore deodorant -- one day he stood behind me while I was sitting in my chair & then blew down the front of my blouse, causing it to billow out so he could look in & see my bra & breasts. Horrors, I liked the sensation.. he was such a fucking pig.
Tom never even relented when I was pregnant. Imagine him wanting to fuck me even then..
Wasn't he married, you might ask. No.
I might have put up with perfume, cigarette smoke, bad music, & even crotch smell, easier than be kept in that state of semi-arousal when he was around! Ha!

Ger




"You're still allowed..."

[jamijams]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Ger. ick, the horrors is thinking of what he was fantasizing about to get that erection. that's just gross my friend. G-ross /images/mad.gif

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[13throwcenter]

hehe... my boss printed out a page of my activity for me to view... she said she didn't do them all because it would have been 87 pages!! for one day!!!

hahahahahahahah!!!!

Jake is a dork. /images/tongue.gif

[Just_Jam_Please]

Hmmmmmmmm that would be appropriate Jami, but after Ger's story I am so repulsed that I can't even fatham any male at work right now. That is just nasty. BLAH!!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[Ger]

THE grossest..

What's cool is that women don't have to put up with that anymore!
& there are more boy secretaries, which is very cool too.
Oh, I hope it doesn't reverse itself! You know, lady boss, boy secretary..

I'm a candy giver-outer too. When I was at college, I was the one before an exam that passed out candy to everyone in the exam hall. My way of wishing them well on it, connecting..etc.

Off I go...




"You're still allowed..."

[Just_Jam_Please]

13th...........ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At that point she is not giving you a hard time, but rather calling in a team of friends so they can do an intervention for you /images/smile.gif Just kidding. Well, what do they expect when they tempt us with the net??? I mean c'mon people!!!!!!!!!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[Just_Jam_Please]

I can't envision ANY woman blowing down her boy secretary's shirt to see his chest hairs. Yeah that wouldn't be happening!!! And there was no candy giver outter before any of my exams in college....what's THAT about?!?!

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[13throwcenter]

maybe blowing something else tho....

I don't think I could have a male secretary... huh uh. I know my limits.



Jake is a dork. /images/tongue.gif

[jamijams]

sandi! and about the men, just ick, ick, ick. blech. yuck. you get the idear

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[Just_Jam_Please]

*smacks self for not rereading post BEFORE hitting Add Post*

13th.......we know you're evil ways /images/smile.gif

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[13throwcenter]

whaaaaaaaat? c'mon, Jami... you can NOT be surprised to hear me say that! I've already pushed the limits of sexual harassment with one young man at work... i could be so fired if i ever pissed *him* off!!!



Jake is a dork. /images/tongue.gif

[Just_Jam_Please]

Ohhhh....I NEED to hear about this /images/smile.gif Please share!!!! LOL

Just hand me the coffee and everything will be okay. Fuckin' hand it over damn it!!!/images/smile.gif

[jamijams]

no, no, no silly, I just meant about gross men in general, not *you're* vulnerable young men silly girl!

how do I put a picture in here? and YES I DID read FAQ - help!

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[13throwcenter]

you do this....[image] then paste the url address here then [image] but with no spaces.... but put a backslash in the second thingy....I can't show you because if I put a back slash in it it reads it as if I am trying to put an image there... oh forget it.... smirks???





Jake is a dork. /images/tongue.gif

[jamijams]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i dont get it

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[Highway23]

it'sok Jams, for some reason, boulie can't get it either....let me try...



I'm a dork. /images/tongue.gif

[13throwcenter]

go look at Jake's profile for what it *should* look like... don't ask me why it's not working for him tho!



Jake is a dork. /images/tongue.gif

[Highway23]

i can't even get it to work right when i look at my info...fucking thing...

anyway, it's a picture of me /images/wink.gif

http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/highway23/kid.jpg

I'm a dork. /images/tongue.gif

[jamijams]

YAY! it worked! thank you highway

san, go look at smoothies paperwork post, think that's a smoothasaurus rex? /images/smile.gif

You bring about what you think about