oblio
09-15-2006, 01:52 PM
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big I can't wear them." I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." "Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said,"Here -you try on mine." He said, "I can't get into your panties." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart a$$ attitude, you never will."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said,"Here -you try on mine." He said, "I can't get into your panties." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart a$$ attitude, you never will."