prism
03-28-2001, 09:02 PM
.....the one that certifies that I am the WORLD'S BIGGEST IDIOT....yesterday I went out and bought a dvd player, and I also bought the "Almost Famous" dvd to christen it with....well I was feeling soo good about myself for having done this and, I'm feeling that "I'm soo fucking cool feeling" (not that owning a dvd player makes someone a cool person)...so I go ahead and attempt to hook up my new toy and I cannot get the fucker to work no matter what I try and I have read the instructions about a million times by now and I'm doing everything the instructions say to do...fuckityfuckfuck /images/mad.gif
So, now that I am at the point where I'm gonna start pulling my hair out I'm thinking now who can I get to help me the mechcanical retard..well my now beloved frat boy neighbors are all away for spring break...so, I get brave cause 2 doors down are 3 new hot guys that just moved in a few weeks ago...okay so I do what I thought that I was incapible of and go over and knock on their door and, I give them my sob story about how I just cannot get my new dvd player hooked up....they were very sweet and said "we'll be over in a few minutes to see if we can help"....so after a few, 2 of them come on over(did I mention they were hot)...to my nightmare of tangled wires and assorted electronic shit that surrounds and are hooked up to the T.V....anyway it turns out that I do have the wires connected to the correct places, what is the missing piece?....DUH...I didn't have the T.V. set on the aux. channel...well they both kinda smiled and said there ya go it works....and I thanked them for coming over to help out my completly idiotic self.....so well there anyway I'm sure that the certificate stating that I AM THE WORLD'S BiGGEST IDIOT should be arriving in the mail any day now /images/crazy.gif
So, now that I am at the point where I'm gonna start pulling my hair out I'm thinking now who can I get to help me the mechcanical retard..well my now beloved frat boy neighbors are all away for spring break...so, I get brave cause 2 doors down are 3 new hot guys that just moved in a few weeks ago...okay so I do what I thought that I was incapible of and go over and knock on their door and, I give them my sob story about how I just cannot get my new dvd player hooked up....they were very sweet and said "we'll be over in a few minutes to see if we can help"....so after a few, 2 of them come on over(did I mention they were hot)...to my nightmare of tangled wires and assorted electronic shit that surrounds and are hooked up to the T.V....anyway it turns out that I do have the wires connected to the correct places, what is the missing piece?....DUH...I didn't have the T.V. set on the aux. channel...well they both kinda smiled and said there ya go it works....and I thanked them for coming over to help out my completly idiotic self.....so well there anyway I'm sure that the certificate stating that I AM THE WORLD'S BiGGEST IDIOT should be arriving in the mail any day now /images/crazy.gif