McDonald's horror story

[_sysiphus_]

Mercifully, this isn't my own personal horror story, but I couldn't resist sharing it with you all. It's some real nasty shit (big surprise). Definitely not for the faint of heart.

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"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

[Highway23]

Fuck, I'd eat the thing for a million bucks!

17.5 million? How fucking stupid! I'd eat a whole rat for that much. And puke, and I'm sure I would eat it again! hehehehe.......seriously /images/smile.gif

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[_sysiphus_]

Omg, you're too much, Jake. But, when we're talking money, there are no limits, I guess /images/wink.gif

"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

[csmooth24]

i take a bite out of a rat for a cool mill too!

~chris
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[Highway23]

fuckin a right /images/smile.gif

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[_sysiphus_]

If it wasn't rabid or anything, then I'd lick my lips and yell bring me the rat!

"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

[Highway23]

with pickels of course hehehe/images/smile.gif

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[csmooth24]

all this talk of eating has made me hungry! is it luch time yet???

~chris
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[13throwcenter]

...he's speaking as a guy who ate a dead bird, feathers and all...


These stories are ridiculous.... like the person flipping that patty would not have noticed a rat's head? Or are they accusing the burger flipper of "planting" said head between the buns? (haha,that sounds funny...hehe)


~.~.~.~.~
And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[_sysiphus_]

Just none of that so-called mayonnaise. *shudders*

"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

[csmooth24]

"said head between the buns" HA! that does sound funny!

i would like to order a rat burger, extra mayo! GROSS!

but for a million...damn.../images/wink.gif

~chris
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[_sysiphus_]

Who ate the dead bird? highway? eeeww

"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

[Highway23]

ah yes, another story.....hehehehe

no feathers though, only a couple /images/tongue.gif

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[_sysiphus_]

Sweet Jesus, you're full of enough stories to stop a dead man in his tracks. I somehow doubt that there was money involved in this one, yuck

"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

[Highway23]

yeah, if you ask around, I think you could write a book about "The Sick, Twisted, Idiotic, occurrances of Jake highway"

And feel like you don't want to talk to me anymore hehehehe /images/smile.gif

No money involved, just about a case of beer, and half a bottle of vodka, and some sips from every liquor bottle that was present. /images/tongue.gif ....those were the days /images/smile.gif

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[_sysiphus_]

Hahaha, Jake, you're swell!
I gotta hear these stories. Slowly. Not all at once /images/wink.gif

"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

[Highway23]

yeah, this is stuff you can't write down, their copywrited /images/tongue.gif/images/wink.gif

I always get a laugh, like in the chat, when we're talking about something, I just seem to have a story that fits it, which are always true I might add /images/smile.gif though sometimes that can be a bad thing hehehehe

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