I've got plenty to say

[Ger]

Let me rephrase that...I must apologize for the rude and disgusting way I conveyed my imaginary carnal desires. It must have been something to do with that devil music, making me do things I normally would never dream of. I must thank all of you for your concern for my sexual well-being, however, I have now decided to take a vow of (maybe temporary) chastity & will be discussing the head-shaving & the self-flagellation at the next meeting of the future Sisters of Mercy convent. I just don't know about parting with the lipstick, that'll be a bummer.

Yours in Purity,
Geraldine

*BIG FAT KISSES*

[oblio]

I hear there's some guy here who thinks he
has what it takes to satisfy every woman's
deepest desires!!
I can almost guarantee that he will make an
appearance here to let you know just how he
can service you.

But.....you know what they say about guys who
like to brag about how big their package is!!!

good luck Ger!!

"a point in every direction is the same
as having no point at all"

[wannasurf]

Whew, I wish I had a solution. Right now, i think I need a cigarette.....!

[Highway23]

Poor Ger! Damn that really sucks, I hope that that "hole" in your life gets filled! hehehehe...okay, that was a bad one....

I'm sure that you can do something to ease this pain...PM hedonist...I'm sure she could think of something /images/smile.gif

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[reallygroovN]

ger....screw the herbs and the video....dont screw the toys to the porno....get the heck off the computer, go and pick up a likely candidate and (using protection of course) screw his brains out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sheesh* there are plently of nice, horney guys around just waiting for you to ask...the grocery store, the ice rink, the woods, the monthly city council meeting, the gas station, a bar!.........

its spring for gods sake, guys are horney as heck during spring....just look around here!

i wish you luck, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, and i wish you a night a day and another night of flesh on flesh passion /images/wink.gif

[poopypants]

my advice to you is this, when you come on here and beg to get laid, it is really hurtin your cause. haven't you figured it out yet that girls can get laid anytime they want? guys can't just grab a girl and throw her on a bed and fuck her because frankly that's rape. but chicks can do that because guys don't give a fuck, they want you to suck their cock, fuck their brains out, hell, even take a cleveland steamer on our chest, we don't care. if you want to spread your legs for a guy, just go out with some friends to a bar, talk to some dudes, get a feeling for their interest or disinterest in you and take them home and blow him. If the dude responds and eats your snatch then sex is about to happen, and happen fiercely and furociously. Guys are pigs who just want to stick their cock into something wet and warm. No offense or anything, but you gotta be really ugly not to get laid if you're a chick, i mean look at those slobs on Ricki Lake and Springer, they get fucked regularly. You might have to settle for some white trash homeboy, but it sounds like you aren't choosy. just my two cents, good luck getting porked

12 inch Tommy

[reallygroovN]

i actually agreed with 12"tommypants??????? (or did he agree with me????!!!!) what is this world cumming to???????

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[poopypants]

oh you love me admit it

[reallygroovN]

how could i NOT love a guy named poopypants??????????

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i dont know, 12"tommy, maybe grrrrr just needs to spend some time round our parts....maybe there are just more horney folk round philly/s.jersey?

we are sooooooooooooooooooooo lucky /images/laugh.gif

[poopypants]

hellz yea, that's what i'm talkin about...i do admit that for guys it's 10,000 times harder to get our cocks wet. What the world needs is more open women. Open legs = PARADISE

Hotload "i just died in your arms tonight" Howie

[reallygroovN]

gosh....and NOW im supposed to get some work done???????

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[Just_Jam_Please]

All I can really say is that thank God I got some last night b/c this post would have made me drive to my b/f work and take him right there. 'Fan please!!!!!' Holy moly:-) Good luck Ger.

'Saw things clearer in my rearviewmirror.'

[Ger]

I love all you guys.

I am once again in control of my fuc..ah, faculties...

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Love,
Ger

*BIG FAT KISSES*