Not_Trapped
11-15-2005, 07:39 PM
...Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically
quiet and so she asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go
out to the alley with some guy."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for the Eagles, but I was too embarrassed to
say that in front of the other kids."
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically
quiet and so she asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go
out to the alley with some guy."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for the Eagles, but I was too embarrassed to
say that in front of the other kids."