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Highway23
11-06-2005, 08:11 PM
Mere's quote for the evening.

Discuss :alien::evo:

Johnny Carwash
11-06-2005, 08:32 PM
hell yeah, robots suck
i hate it when i go to mcdonalds, and i ask for a sausage mcgriddle, and the robot at the counter gives me a sausage biscuit, and i'm like "dude, you're a robot, you're not supposed to make mistakes" and the robot's like "yeah well, i didn't make the mistake, the human that programmed me made the mistake" and i'm like "dude, don't go blaming your shit on humans" and it's like "you want your sausage biscuit or not?" and i'm like "dude, i ordered a sausage mcgriddle!" and it's like "make up your mind" and i'm like "i never changed my mind, i want a fucking sausage mcgriddle" and it's like "what am i supposed to do with this sausage biscuit?" and i'm like "go grease your metal ass with it, i don't give a fuck, just give me my sausage mcgriddle!" then the manager comes out and said "is there a problem?" and then i have to explain why i'm elbow deep shoving a sausage biscuit up a robots ass.
hell yeah, robots suck.

Highway23
11-06-2005, 08:40 PM
hahaha

nice

Immortal
11-06-2005, 10:01 PM
hell yeah, robots suck
i hate it when i go to mcdonalds, and i ask for a sausage mcgriddle, and the robot at the counter gives me a sausage biscuit, and i'm like "dude, you're a robot, you're not supposed to make mistakes" and the robot's like "yeah well, i didn't make the mistake, the human that programmed me made the mistake" and i'm like "dude, don't go blaming your shit on humans" and it's like "you want your sausage biscuit or not?" and i'm like "dude, i ordered a sausage mcgriddle!" and it's like "make up your mind" and i'm like "i never changed my mind, i want a fucking sausage mcgriddle" and it's like "what am i supposed to do with this sausage biscuit?" and i'm like "go grease your metal ass with it, i don't give a fuck, just give me my sausage mcgriddle!" then the manager comes out and said "is there a problem?" and then i have to explain why i'm elbow deep shoving a sausage biscuit up a robots ass.
hell yeah, robots suck.
don't blame your indecision on a robot, man. just make up your mind before you make it to the front of the line, and nobody's gettin' hurt

Not_Trapped
11-06-2005, 10:03 PM
that's too funny...why do i hate robots? because there isn't the element of human error.

Highway23
11-06-2005, 10:54 PM
this statement was sparked by the Simpsons halloween special...

if anyone watched it...it was quite good

rockrighter
11-06-2005, 11:02 PM
Androids are where it's at.

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tng-211--timothy-joins-data-as/240x320.jpg

Highway23
11-06-2005, 11:07 PM
no no no...


http://www.grymlord.net/awesom0.jpg

Not_Trapped
11-07-2005, 01:14 AM
without ME, it's just AWESO

MonkeyBrains
11-07-2005, 09:12 AM
Robots Rock.. As does doing the Robot (ie dance..) What the hell has she got against robots, what has a robot ever done to her??