More things I Wonder

[Phil]

Who invented Merlot? And if it's a man, would it be inappropriate for me to kiss him?

When the hell will PJ finally cover "Love Reign O'er Me" and "The Seeker"?

How the hell do cartoons reproduce? I think I figured out why Huey, Dewey, and Louie are (the always pant-less) Donald's nephews and not his sons.

Why do spring water bottles have those ridges on the side of them? Would there really be that much water bottle carnage if those grips weren't there to keep us from dropping them?

If fast food really looked like it does on TV, would cooking become a lost art?

If a ghost sees a ghost, does he get scared? And then, do all the other ghosts ask him "What's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost!" and then bust out in uproarious laughter?

What is it about toilets that gives you superhuman hearing, in the direction of the downstairs neighbor's bathroom?

Considering the previous question, can we start installing toilets directly in bedrooms?

Why aren't we more grossed out by overhead air conditioner drippings on our heads in the summer while walking down the street?

Which will appear on the new B Side album: Sweet Lew, Letter to the Dead, both, or neither?

[13throwcenter]

are you *sure* you don't smoke pot?

hehe

i think you can kiss the merlot guy, he probably gets that a lot, and I want to hear your theory about the duck family.




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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[rockrighter]

Who or what the hell is Merlot? I think I'm too young for that one.

Pearl Jam will cover both on June 29th, 2044. No one will witness it, however, except Lionel Richie. The reason for this will never be unfurled.

Never watched Duck Tales. I never thought much about cartoons reproducing, and I probably won't start now.

The 'grips' are actually there to make the bottle easier to compact. Try crushing it... it turns into a little bottle if you do it right. (I can't.. my friends can.)

Cooking being an art in the first place is strange. It's all going to come out the back end looking far more majestic than it did on the plate anyway.

Ghosts who make jokes like that are considered to be lacking in mystique -- important in ghosting. The decent and extraordinary ghosts are embarrassed by such behaviour.

Porcelain tiles/toilets make great acoustics. No, you can't. Stop it.

I have never been dripped upon.

Hell if I know.


'My world's painted blue' - B.D., DSK

[yer ardy]

to mer-low or mer-lot...that IS the question...

i'm waiting for PJ to cover "i'm too sexy..."
...ed can add "..for this stage...for this band...for these wristbands...for this wine...." and do his lil shimmy while singing...mike would be too sexy "for these assless chaps"..stone "for my hair"...jeff "for my hat...matt "for this band" (which is right)...you laugh but it could happen...

why wasn't bugs bunny sued for child support anyways? i mean, he IS a rabbit...

ruffles have ridges...water bottles have no slip grips...come in handy while sweating...

fast food IS art....

i've never seen a ghost..no wait..um...ok, yeah..that was my mother in law...

it's all about the venting...

i have a bathroom in my bedroom...which is not always a good thing...

2 words: legionnaire's disease ... duck those drops people !

neither, my money's on STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN...

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~there's still time to change the road you're on..

[bluecow]

i don't know. yes.

i dont think i've heard either of those, though i agree they need to cover "I'm too sexy"

so who was that one with all the money on duck tales? wasn't he their uncle too?

i dont know but they piss me off... like when you dent the bottle in and can't get it to pop back out. my boyfriend thinks i'm psycho.

i don't think fast food looks that great on TV.

what? i don't know.

why?

i am grossed out. i'm always like, what the hell, how is it raining, it's sunny outside (of course, i DO live in pittsburgh) before i realize it's air conditioner pee.

uuuuuuhhhh... i'll go with letter to the dead.

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