Eeeewwwww

[sky I scrape]

A woman was working in a post office in California, one day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope.
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A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of
her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor, took an x-ray of her tongue, and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live roach crawled out. There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist.
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This is a true story reported on CNN.


The crap I get in my e-mail amazes me more everyday.


We can cross the bridge, we can pay some tolls.

[ByzantineBug]

*PUKE*

Awwww baby! /images/laugh.gif

[poopypants]

that just made me poop my pants in disgust

[yelloledbetter]

GROSS!!!!!

[takemyhand]

Yuck....I just finished licking some, I feel like puking.

anne

take my hand, not my picture

[bluecow]

ewwww. that kinda reminded me of this story i read in a sex advice column (savage love, if anyone else happened to read this) one time about this woman (now, this is pretty fuckin nasty... i highly doubt it's true) so she had a lobster and... pleasured herself with it... so then a few days later she wakes up in the middle of the night and has these cramps and so she goes to the bathroom and all these mudshrimp come out and she looks and sees all these mudshrimp in the toilet and passes out, hits her head on something, dies... apparently, so the story goes, there were some kind of mudshrimp eggs on the lobster, or because lobsters eat mudshrimp or somethings so there were eggs there, they incubated inside her... you know, i can;t look at lobsters, shrimp or crustaceans of any kind without thinking of this story.

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-You only had one chance. Why be a window washer?- Buk

[Smirks]

I've heard the lobster story as well... Kinda gross, yet funny.

[13throwcenter]

don't believe this shit... if ever you are curious about something you get in the mail, check out the urban legends site at about.com... here you go:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/science/urbanlegends/library/weekly/aa040300b.htm?terms=roach tongue

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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[13throwcenter]

and here is one regarding the lobster story...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/science/urbanlegends/library/bllobster.htm?terms=lobster+eggs

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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[edvedderismyhero]

Interesting...I heard the exact same story EXCEPT the roach eggs were in a hamburger...hmmmm



Lauren

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

[13throwcenter]

yep- and that is an urban legend too. Why do people make up this shit? Better yet, why do people believe it?



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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[bluecow]

yep, thats the story... i read it again... i think that is the most horrible thing i've ever read... i mean, i was at the outback steakhouse a couple weeks ago and i got this pasta that had mushrooms and these really really small shrimp and i couldn't even eat them... could only think of that story, so i had to pick them all out.

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-You only had one chance. Why be a window washer?- Buk