Black and Bluballs

[BilboBaggins]

Yeah, so, I just got back from Myrtle Beach where I was seriously depraved. Have you been to this place? It's the result of some strange natural beauty and geographical convenience catalyzed by rednecks and horny seagulls. Kinda fun though, if nobody you know sees you there. But I do not return unscathed. The balls have still not returned to their proper place in my nutsack. and I have received news that some of my exploits are even now on the internet. So, in an effort to get my shit a little more remeniscent of the olden days of underexposure and burn-out, I picked up the trusty flat-top wanting to play Black. How does that work? A sticky young hobbit wonders as he wanders.

Truly,

Bilbo of Bag End

[13throwcenter]

I've been to Myrtle Beach. I was 7 weeks pregnant and wanted to hurl into the Atlantic.

Sorry to hear the news about your balls.



~.~.~.~.~
And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[csmooth24]

hard to say for sure...but i am glad you had a good time???

i see you are fairly new here...welcome...looks like you will fit in just fine! /images/tongue.gif

where can we see some of your exploits?

~chris
http://www.culturedpearls.com/pearljam/images/alive2.gif

[reallygroovN]

hi bilbo....are you any relation to poopypants? i think you might have been seperated at birth /images/shocked.gif


shit chris...i read that internet statment and i thought...hmmmmm who will be the first among us to ask the question that must be asked /images/wink.gif

[poopypants]

Nothin like a little Black to get the panties droppin. Excursions to myrtle beach can be trying but i believe my own journey into the men's room this morning was moreso. The high school toilet(sand) paper has left my ass in shambles and resembles an underground vietcong war tunnel.

Hoochie Harry

[takemyhand]

My first thought as well.....think we'll know this site soon

anne

take my hand, not my picture