this is bad

[poopypants]

Here is a really disgusting joke i got from a friend but thought i would share...Enjoy

A young mother has just given birth to her first child, and waiting in
a room while the doctor cleans up her little baby boy. The doctor walks
in with the baby in his arms. As he leans to give the baby to the young
mother, he accidently drops it on the floor... The mother is aghast...
As he goes to pick it up, he kicks it with his foot... The woman
screams "What have you done to my baby?!! The doctor grins and picks up the
baby and knocks it against the wall a few times (squeak squeak...)
before slamming it down on the bench and poking its eyes with his fingers
repeatedly...

He then proceeds to RRRRRIP one of the baby's legs off and start
beating it about the head... As a finale he picks it up and hurls it across
the room, and with a thump it hits the wall, blood everywhere... At this
point the mother's in hysterics...

"What have you done to my baby?!!!!"

Pause.

"April fools, it was dead already."

[takemyhand]

You are correct....that was bad.

anne

take my hand, not my picture

[csmooth24]

that was HORRIBLE!

so why am i laughing my fucking ass off????

~chris
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[poopypants]

i know it's so bad it's almost funny

[jamijams]

for the same reason you pick your nose in the car when you have tinted windows...cause nobody can see you (and for the record DO NOT!, don't even *think* it)

*draws line in the sand*...poopy come on...that was pretty vile

You bring about what you think about

[poopypants]

what's lyfao? hey i didn't make this shit up

[csmooth24]

what else do you do when nobody can see you???

~chris
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[jamijams]

*blushes* *blushes*

ummm.....

You bring about what you think about

[poopypants]

oh there's plenty of shit i do when no one's watching

Sticky Fingerz

[csmooth24]

LOL...me too! there are things i do alone that people should be doing...

jami...lots of blushes today!

~chris
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[jamijams]

people should be doing...
(what comes after dot dot dot?)

I know, lotsa blushes, what can i say?

You bring about what you think about

[csmooth24]

oops...i meant shouldn't be doing...

~chris
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[jamijams]

care to elaborate on that?

You bring about what you think about

[csmooth24]

nope

~chris
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[jamijams]

good, me neither

You bring about what you think about

[poopypants]

i will....

[csmooth24]

of course you will...you do every day!

where is the next installment of lifes questions???

~chris
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[mtgirl]

that was the funniest shit i have heard in a long time! woohoo! *wheezing*

cute boys make me smile

[poopypants]

life questions probably tomorrow and then not until tuesday

BrownEye Billy

[ProfessorFrink]

Yes it was in poor taste. I don't mind off-color jokes but they should at least be funny.

[13throwcenter]

Man, that takes the cake for the absolutely most not funny joke ever told.



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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[Just_Jam_Please]

Maybe the dingo ate her baby. Yeah that joke was hideous, but funny:-)

'Saw things clearer in my rearviewmirror.'

[csmooth24]

we are getting mixed reaction from this...

i thought it was bad *and* funny... i laughed knowing its not a true story...

~chris
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[13throwcenter]

maybe it's because I am a mother... it's just in no way funny.



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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[csmooth24]

that is a good point sandi...

~chris
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[jamijams]

finally gfriend I been waiting all day for some 'un to play with! yayayay



You bring about what you think about

[edvedderismyhero]

Oh wow I HAD to laugh at that...that was FUNNY I cant help laughing my arse off!!!!!



Lauren

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

[ProfessorFrink]

Not funny because it reminds me of the brother that should be in my life right now but isn't. But I guess I should let the bad feeling I get from this slide.

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[ProfessorFrink]

That's unfair? Too fucking bad. If you say stupid things people will react how they see fit. I don't think you can call it ganging up either. It's not like everyone decided that we should all make posts to make our complaints known. It happened for a reason. If more than one person is reacting than that's ganging up? I don't think so. There's a common complaint there but that's as far as the bond goes.

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[ProfessorFrink]

Ganging up is organized. What happened today wasn't.

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[ProfessorFrink]

My definition of "ganging up" obviously differs from yours so I won't even bother talking about that. It would be a waste of time. As far as PM'ing goes, I've never cared for it too much when I saw consistent idiocy. There's something called accountability which only comes when other people have the opportunity to see where you're coming from. If you do post something offensive and hurtful, expect responses. But hey, that's the point of it though isn't it? Responses at whatever cost. Who gives a shit if it brings up personal horrors for someone? At least there were responses to a post on the internet. Gimme a break. If you act like an idiot, you get treated like one. Plain and simple.

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[13throwcenter]

just about anything could potentially bring up horrors for someone... maybe your story about that fumble fingers sports person (whatever sport he played) brought up horrors for someone who read it... it's the chance you take when you post on a public forum.



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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

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[ProfessorFrink]

what is my motive? Since you seem to know, I'd like to hear what it is.

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[ProfessorFrink]

fuck it. let the people be offended. let them be hurt. let people say things without having to be accountable. let it go to shit without doing something. fuck it.

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