Things I Wonder

[Phil]

Why does Peter Pan have a peanut butter?

Where did the term "see saw" come from?

Does surfer boy Ed secretly watch those Annette Funicello/Frankie Avalon surfer movies? Does he, or did he at one time, have a crush on Gidget?

When Jeff punched that phone or whatever it is in the Place/Date book, did it hurt? Or does Jeff have special powers? Why the hell did he punch the poor phone anyway? Or DID he? Maybe he was just posing that way for the picture...

Why do dogs sniff all around before they take a whizz? Are we humans missing out with our never-moving toilets?

Wouldn't Wile E. Coyote have starved to death by now? Something doesn't add up.

Is 'fuck' really such a bad word? I mean, chickens say it all the time, and they never feel bad.

Anybody have any answers here? /images/tongue.gif

[13throwcenter]

I believe the Peanut Butter was somehow worked out in the agreement with Captain Hook's attorney. Tinker Bell gets 5% of the royalties too.

I dunno, it's a TEETER-TOTTER!

I think he does. I think he does.

*goes to get her place/date book*
*cannot find the photo Phil is referring to*

uhhh, so they can make sure they cover up the scent of the most *recent* dog who pissed there?

psssssst.... Phil, Wile E. is a friggin' CARTOON.

fuck is a great word. haha...i thought chickens said "bock bock bock" not "fuck fuck fuck"...


how'd I do?


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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[yelloledbetter]

Phil....you crack me up!!!!!

[Highway23]

HEY!

Am I a chicken for saying FUCK?

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[13throwcenter]

JAKE AND BAKE! YER AWAKE! Where are you?!



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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[takemyhand]

Phil, you really are too funny.

I'll probably be thinking of this shit all day.

Anne

take my hand, not my picture