poopypants
03-09-2001, 12:14 PM
Well everyone,
I must say for the last two days i have been unable to connect onto this page and especially here at work it has been driving me insane. For some reason this webpage has problems with my connection or something. A real bitch and an even bigger headache. So i didn't win the bootleg(i have them all anyway so not a big deal) but i think Smirks should hook me up just because i'm a fucking hardbody fuck machine. Smirks??
I wanted to get into a topic that was briefly discussed before but maybe add on a couple of new questions from my perspective. I was thinking about the thought of getting married. Now i know there are a bunch of you who are married or were married(mostly to abusive asshole scumbags) and i was wondering how you know for sure that you've found the right person. What's this?? I am actually talking about somethin serious in here?? Yea, but i'll get nasty in a few...i know everyone's gonna say "oh, you just know"--oh yea, try telling that to 50% of people who get married today. So that is not an acceptable answer. If i just 'knew' then i'd marry the first girl who would blow me for an hour and then beg me to shave her horse collar. I'm still very young and don't have any plans to get married anytime soon, although i would love to be young(under 30) with my wife so we could have a couple years to ourselves and just rock out. Also, what's the deal with banging after marriage because obviously for the first X amount of years you're gonna be porking at a fairly consistent rate, but then you add into the fact that women are hitting their sexual peak at 30 or whatever. Can i get a fuck chart or schedule from someone?? I've always wanted to give a mom or an older women the high hard one, i guess i'll have to go to europe for that shit. I think marriage is cool and all but i could never fathom getting a divorce from that person because it would have taken a lot to tie the knot in the first place. Oh shit, well good luck to everyone and don't forget to think about me when you're masturbating.
1.We're talking circumcision(sp?) here. Girls, are you freaked out by uncircumsized wankers and guys, what's your whole issue with this shit?
2.What's the sexiest vehicle you like to see the opposite sex cruisin around in?
3.OK, old question but, what's your favorite sexual position and what's you least favorite(you must choose one and don't give me this "oh there all great!" bullshit. i know they're all great. Choose one anyway)?
4. What is the greatest tv show of all time? What is your favorite candy of all time?(i snuck two in there)
5.What is your greatest PJ concert moment? It could be a song, a scene, whatever.
6.Who's winning the NCAA Tourney March Madness?
BONUS(er):I happen to think i can chow box with the best of them. I used to focus mainly on the clit(or 'budgie' as they call it in the UK) but then i realize that you gotta make the rounds to other areas of the bearded clam. Guys, what are you techniques that you believe drives the ladies crazy and girls, you can then correct us. And no, i don't want to hear about how you do the alphabet with your toungue thing either because i knew that shit in 3rd grade.
My Answers:
1.I am circumsized and would tend to think that chicks like it better so they don't have to deal with foreskin schmegma cheese and that whole nonsense. I mean they say guys lose sensation when they get their shit cut but if gained anymore sensation I'd be beating off like a chimpanzee all day.
2.I think chicks in Jeeps are sexy and i think anyone in an Eclipse(especially silver) needs to be shot. Sorry for all you eclipse owners.
3.Besides the reverse wheel barrell, i like it when the chick's on top ridin me like a rodeo horse. My least is when she's on top facing the other way beacuse sometimes she gets a little too rowdy and bends me the wrong ways.
4.TV = Temptation Island, Candy = Shock Tarts
5.Philly 1 daughter when ed plays with the mirror and shoots the spotlights across the entire crowd.
6.Florida MotherFuckin Gators
BONUS(er):I might slip a finger or two but i like to take it a little slower, do a little budgie sucking and then use my tongue as a fucking machine, try and hit the good ole g-spot, when she cums suck with more force on her clit until she explodes the do it again and again and again and again.....
Finally,
Poopy "the calafornia condor" Pants
I must say for the last two days i have been unable to connect onto this page and especially here at work it has been driving me insane. For some reason this webpage has problems with my connection or something. A real bitch and an even bigger headache. So i didn't win the bootleg(i have them all anyway so not a big deal) but i think Smirks should hook me up just because i'm a fucking hardbody fuck machine. Smirks??
I wanted to get into a topic that was briefly discussed before but maybe add on a couple of new questions from my perspective. I was thinking about the thought of getting married. Now i know there are a bunch of you who are married or were married(mostly to abusive asshole scumbags) and i was wondering how you know for sure that you've found the right person. What's this?? I am actually talking about somethin serious in here?? Yea, but i'll get nasty in a few...i know everyone's gonna say "oh, you just know"--oh yea, try telling that to 50% of people who get married today. So that is not an acceptable answer. If i just 'knew' then i'd marry the first girl who would blow me for an hour and then beg me to shave her horse collar. I'm still very young and don't have any plans to get married anytime soon, although i would love to be young(under 30) with my wife so we could have a couple years to ourselves and just rock out. Also, what's the deal with banging after marriage because obviously for the first X amount of years you're gonna be porking at a fairly consistent rate, but then you add into the fact that women are hitting their sexual peak at 30 or whatever. Can i get a fuck chart or schedule from someone?? I've always wanted to give a mom or an older women the high hard one, i guess i'll have to go to europe for that shit. I think marriage is cool and all but i could never fathom getting a divorce from that person because it would have taken a lot to tie the knot in the first place. Oh shit, well good luck to everyone and don't forget to think about me when you're masturbating.
1.We're talking circumcision(sp?) here. Girls, are you freaked out by uncircumsized wankers and guys, what's your whole issue with this shit?
2.What's the sexiest vehicle you like to see the opposite sex cruisin around in?
3.OK, old question but, what's your favorite sexual position and what's you least favorite(you must choose one and don't give me this "oh there all great!" bullshit. i know they're all great. Choose one anyway)?
4. What is the greatest tv show of all time? What is your favorite candy of all time?(i snuck two in there)
5.What is your greatest PJ concert moment? It could be a song, a scene, whatever.
6.Who's winning the NCAA Tourney March Madness?
BONUS(er):I happen to think i can chow box with the best of them. I used to focus mainly on the clit(or 'budgie' as they call it in the UK) but then i realize that you gotta make the rounds to other areas of the bearded clam. Guys, what are you techniques that you believe drives the ladies crazy and girls, you can then correct us. And no, i don't want to hear about how you do the alphabet with your toungue thing either because i knew that shit in 3rd grade.
My Answers:
1.I am circumsized and would tend to think that chicks like it better so they don't have to deal with foreskin schmegma cheese and that whole nonsense. I mean they say guys lose sensation when they get their shit cut but if gained anymore sensation I'd be beating off like a chimpanzee all day.
2.I think chicks in Jeeps are sexy and i think anyone in an Eclipse(especially silver) needs to be shot. Sorry for all you eclipse owners.
3.Besides the reverse wheel barrell, i like it when the chick's on top ridin me like a rodeo horse. My least is when she's on top facing the other way beacuse sometimes she gets a little too rowdy and bends me the wrong ways.
4.TV = Temptation Island, Candy = Shock Tarts
5.Philly 1 daughter when ed plays with the mirror and shoots the spotlights across the entire crowd.
6.Florida MotherFuckin Gators
BONUS(er):I might slip a finger or two but i like to take it a little slower, do a little budgie sucking and then use my tongue as a fucking machine, try and hit the good ole g-spot, when she cums suck with more force on her clit until she explodes the do it again and again and again and again.....
Finally,
Poopy "the calafornia condor" Pants