Alone on the playground

[ByzantineBug]

And only 282 posts to go,..hmm could I come up with that many posts in such little time without pissing everyone off??

'And the thought of you always rises to beat me down'

[ByzantineBug]

No,..I don't think I can..

'And the thought of you always rises to beat me down'

[ByzantineBug]

Then again,..I gotta look on the bright side,...
Wich is kinda difficult when you realise that the 'bright side' is actually something we humans tend to avoid,because it's too bright,..like It's pretty hard to look into a bright lamp without being blindsided for the next hour or three..

'And the thought of you always rises to beat me down'

[ByzantineBug]

I remember the times when It was okay to walk around hand-in-hand with your best friend on the playground during resess,...then she said we shouldn't do it anymore cos the other kids might get the wrong impression of us,...wtf??? we were 7 fir crying out loud!!
But it's ok I guess,..cos she turned out to be a bigg ass mo'fo../images/shocked.gif/images/laugh.gif

'And the thought of you always rises to beat me down'

[ByzantineBug]

Does a big ass mo'fo actually have to have a big ass??

'And the thought of you always rises to beat me down'

[ByzantineBug]

Big means 'pig' in dutch../images/laugh.gif

'And the thought of you always rises to beat me down'

[ByzantineBug]

Ah,..and 'Brintey Spears' means 'squeaky teeny-bopper in too small a clothing attire' in Dutch,..
hee hee../images/laugh.gif

'And the thought of you always rises to beat me down'

[RogueTrader]

I wonder if Smirkey 'I have a mohawk'Smikerson would get pissed if we just sat here and talked back and forward till the number came up.....

M

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Howard Roark laughed......

[ByzantineBug]

I wouldn't mind,../images/smile.gif


'And the thought of you always rises to beat me down'

[Plaidsurfshorts]

Buggie....
YOU ARE ALONE ON THIS PLAYGROUND NO MORE!! /images/laugh.gif

*Just changed my Jeff picture in my Profile here (another 69 posts just went past)*

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[ByzantineBug]

He's a cutie pie!!!!
Hunk-o'-burning love baby!!!

*wanna play hide and seek?*
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'And the thought of you always rises to beat me down'

[13throwcenter]

I'm here too, I'm here too!

Great photo Plaid! What a cutie patootie! That's the same hat he was wearing in SVT!!


~.~.~.~.~
And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[Plaidsurfshorts]

Well, that is my #3 fave Jeff photo of all-time, and his birthday is coming up, so I thought I'd roll it out for the occasion!
Love that hat, by the way... Pittsburgh Pirates, unofficial colours. /images/smile.gif Also, did anyone else notice he has a camera hung around his neck? Quintessential Jeff! I love it!!

Can I go play with him now?? /images/wink.gif

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[ByzantineBug]

Hey Sarah,..If you look deeply into his eyes,..you can see "Sarah please lick the icing off me" written in there../images/shocked.gif/images/laugh.gif

'And the thought of you always rises to beat me down'

[csmooth24]

i like icing...

~chris
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[13throwcenter]

so what are you saying, Chris...that you would like to lick the icing off of Jeff?



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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[csmooth24]

i like jeff too, so...

~chris
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[13throwcenter]

soooo......?

~.~.~.~.~
And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[csmooth24]

so what? i would lick icing off jeff! so would most of us...guys too! just so we can say this, "i licked icing off jeff ament!"

that would be worth bragging about, right?

~chris
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[takemyhand]

LMAO....ummmm are you sure Chris?

Anne

take my hand, not my picture

[csmooth24]

i would have no problem doing that...I AM SURE! i am secure enough in my heterosexuality to know that it would mean nothing other that i licked icing off the bassist of the best band of my generation...it would have to be vanilla icing though...i don't like chocolate...

~chris
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[13throwcenter]

he's in rare form this morning, isn't he Anne? I'm beginning to fear the rest of this day!



~.~.~.~.~
And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[csmooth24]

yeah..i am in a *weird* mood today...just FUCKIN' happy i guess! joey is doing well and my buddy is flying in from cali!

great weekend ahead!

~chris
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[jamijams]

jami likes frosting...........vanilla

You bring about what you think about

[13throwcenter]

Now I'm *really* afraid. I'm so suspicious of people who don't like chocolate.


~.~.~.~.~
And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[takemyhand]

I have visuals that I'm not quite sure I want in my head right now.

Anne


take my hand, not my picture

[13throwcenter]

I know what you mean, all of a sudden I'm seeing dogs in assless chaps licking chocolate icing off of a Dutchman wearing a gold bikini who has fallen into a lake outside of Jeff's house.


~.~.~.~.~
And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[jamijams]

LMFAO

You bring about what you think about

[csmooth24]

those who don't like chocolate are people too! /images/tongue.gif

sorry about putting any visuals in anyone's head...i am just being honest! /images/wink.gif

~chris
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[csmooth24]

thanks jami...vanilla is the way to go!

~chris
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[jamijams]

have you ever had a vanilla tootsie roll? omg...love them...want me to mail ya some? but ok, do you like vanilla frosting on chocolate cake....thats my fave...well, other than vanilla icing on (to quote poopy) blood sausage...ewwww gross lol :)

You bring about what you think about

[csmooth24]

now i am LMFAO! blood sausage...heheheheh...

i have had vanilla tootsie rolls, they are wonderful...i also love the orange flavored rolls...and i do like vanilla frosting on chocolate cake...for some reason, rich chocolate (candy bars, frosting) makes me wanna gag...i love chocolate milk! but then again, who doesn't?

~chris
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[jamijams]

chocolate milk and gardenburger for dinner....yum thats one time i have to skip the soy and go for cow mucus....and FINALLY someone else who knows the joy of vanilla tootsie rolls... I *knew* i liked you! :)

j

You bring about what you think about

[Plaidsurfshorts]

Okay, I leave for just enough time to grab a coffee and sit through a one-hour class, and I return to find Smoothie challenging me in the Lick-The-Icing-Off-Ames department?! Wow!! Well, I'm glad Smoothie's having a good enough day to delve into that realm... I suppose it just further proves Jeffrey's universal sex appeal.
I'm still deciding what flavour icing I shall indulge in. I think I'll go for chocolate. I'm also hoping for "vanilla icing" in another context if y'all get my drift... I wouldn't mind that at all either!! YUMMY!!! /images/laugh.gif /images/tongue.gif /images/shocked.gif

Pardon me my lovelies, but I got an overactive imagination, a coffee-revved, Ament-inspired libido, and a pointy tongue!
(Lucky Jeff... /images/wink.gif )

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[13throwcenter]

you could get drunk off of chocolate milk? I love chocolate milk!!!



~.~.~.~.~
And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[csmooth24]

ok...i will be just fine with out any of the *other* vanilla frosting...that enough to make me gag again...

long time no see PSS...how are ya?

~chris
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[jamijams]

and not that wimpy tan colored sorry-ass excuse for chocolate milk, i want it dark baby!

You bring about what you think about

[csmooth24]

dark chocolate milk...mmm...do you like yoohoo??? i don't! it tastes fake to me...and it is WAAAYYY more expensive than the normal chocolate milk...

~chris
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[13throwcenter]

who is going to stop at Albertson's to pick up a quart of chocolate milk???

mmmmmmm i want it NOW!!!

~.~.~.~.~
And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[csmooth24]

on my way...i will get enough for everyone...

~chris
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[jamijams]

ick. blech. no chocolate milk here, but think I'll go raid the boardroom fridge for some sobe with soy, yeah I know it looks like vomit in the bottle, but it tastes good....

You bring about what you think about

[reallygroovN]

of any sort...im in /images/smile.gif

and smoothy....just what part of jeff would you lick icing off of? i mean, that would be the test, wouldnt it????

i looooooooove chocolate...however, vanilla icing (cream cheese...whipped) is like the best icing....the chocolate just tastes lame.

anyone know what post number this is?????

[reallygroovN]

#9790:)

can we do this today????????

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[Plaidsurfshorts]

Hey Smoothie!
I'm doing okay, up one minute, down the next. Been a bit of a bumpier ride than usual. "Too much thought, it's overwrought", you could say...
But at this moment, I'm quite well as you can see! Sorry I haven't been visiting here much. Just clued into all the events surrounding your friend Joey... Glad to hear he's okay. That's great news!

This post has given me the inspiration to drink chocolate milk as a means of washing down the *vanilla frosting*. I could go for that combination... And I agree, it's gotta be REAL chocolate milk -- the good stuff!
What I wanna know is, how is it that the *vanilla frosting* is enough to make you gag *AGAIN*?!
Is there something you're not telling us? Hehehe... /images/wink.gif

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[csmooth24]

i haven't thought about *what* part of jeff i would lick it off...i guess that is a fair question...but considering the fact that it ain't gonna happen, i decline to answer, ok? /images/tongue.gif/images/wink.gif/images/tongue.gif/images/wink.gif

~chris
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[Plaidsurfshorts]

Q: Where would you lick the icing off of Jeff?
A: Anyhwere and everywhere, baby!!! /images/laugh.gif
I can think of a few places that would be more fun to lick than others, mind you... /images/wink.gif

Damn, this conversation is making me hungry (or is it thirsty?!)!

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[csmooth24]

LOL..heheheh..no no no...there is nothing that i am not telling you...i referred earlier that chocolate candy bars and chocolate frosting makes me gag...I have never had the **vanilla frosting**! come on now, give me a break... /images/shocked.gif

glad you are doing well...hopefully the bumps are all behind you!

joey is doing very good! i guess he was even joking with the "cute" nurses...joey is back to joey again...he said he is upset for missing a week of his life though...earthquake and all!

~chris
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[ByzantineBug]

I leave for dinner,and dessert and I 'come' back to this?? hee hee!!
Sarah,..I like this person,../images/laugh.gif
Glad to see Cris is secure enough with his manhood to say he wants to lick Jeff,..and mabe even get 'vanilla frosting'?? WTF??/images/shocked.gif
Or did I read to quickly??

How about strawberry frosting for dessert 'Cream glace a'la Ment.' ??
yum!

'And the thought of you always rises to beat me down'

[csmooth24]

ok..you read a little quick...yes i will lick jeff...no i don't want ANY of his manly frosting! /images/smile.gif/images/tongue.gif/images/shocked.gif


~chris
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[reallygroovN]

licking icing, any flavor, off of jeff would be a dream come true...

if /images/wink.gifvanilla icing /images/wink.gif REALLY tasted like vanilla icing, i would have no probs with it....but it dont so i do /images/tongue.gif

manily frosting....blood sausage....i just love expanding my vocabulary...this is waaaaaaaay better the dictionary

and ya know....have we heard from mr poopy "blood sausage" pants himself after his lunch at hooters? he really must have gotten some fries wit that /images/wink.gif

[reallygroovN]

197 more to go....dammm, and i have like mega deadlines today...errrrrrrrrrrr

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[ByzantineBug]

/images/shocked.gif *Bbug 'gets' the bloodsausage* /images/shocked.gif

Awwww baby! /images/laugh.gif

[jamijams]

crack me up today! woo hoooooooooo

:)

You bring about what you think about

[csmooth24]

wooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo! /images/smile.gif

~chris
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[ByzantineBug]

Is this what we've succome to to make it to 10,000 tonight/??
tssk tssk.../images/laugh.gif

whooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooo

Awwww baby! /images/laugh.gif

[csmooth24]

woooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo woooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooo!

~chris
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[Plaidsurfshorts]

I will succumb to suck him (Jeffrey Allen Ament, that is!) /images/wink.gif

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[edvedderismyhero]

you're crackin; me up hehe !



Lauren

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

[ByzantineBug]

Ok...so I can't spell,..
but don't start the sucking and licking on the poor boy again Sarah../images/laugh.gif

Awwww baby! /images/laugh.gif

[edvedderismyhero]

I'd do it for the icing ...


But oooohhh that Jeff Ament...Sarah, wherever you be ... ooohhh I identify with your view of our Jeff.... he looks hotter every time I see a pic of him ...



Lauren

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

[edvedderismyhero]

Me too...my best friend's whole family doesnt like chocolate..whenever they make cakes or cupcakes or anything that takes icing, they don't even put icing on...so I'm suspicious of people who don't like icing geez.



Lauren

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

[Plaidsurfshorts]

Do I win for "HORNDOG THREAD OF THE DAY"?! /images/smile.gif

And Lauren, those lucky ladies who have met Jeff claim he is even hotter in person! /images/blush.gif

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[reallygroovN]

well...pss if you win horndog of the day, do you win a free boot?

damm...i gotta run to the post office....dont be winning anything with out me /images/tongue.gif

[Plaidsurfshorts]

If I am indeed Horndog of the Day, what do I receive? And does it involve the aforementioned favourite bassist and the accompanying lickable substances?

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[reallygroovN]

i would much rather win THAT contest then....the heck with the boot /images/wink.gif

[Plaidsurfshorts]

GroovN, I'm stunned! Are you not a married woman?!
Besides, he's my luscious lickable loverboy... /images/wink.gif

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[ByzantineBug]

You'll get a pot-o-creamy's and a(ment) man,..I'll personally deliver them too,..

Awwww baby! /images/laugh.gif

[reallygroovN]

well, yeah, im married /images/blush.gif but we are talking jeff and icing here!!!!!!!!!

i should get special dispensation for that, shouldnt i...and if i get jeff cause of a contest...well, thats not really myyyyyyy fault, right???? right????? right?????

just kiddin.....

tell ya what, if i win the horndog contest...i would just have a nice convo with jeff and then turn him over to you for the licking /images/wink.gif

deal?

hey, dont i have to go to the post office???

[ByzantineBug]

'convo' is a wide term there Groovn,..wiiiiiiiiiide...
heehe

Awwww baby! /images/laugh.gif

[Plaidsurfshorts]

http://rakkan.com/pearljam/pictures/ja/ja101.jpg

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*Licks fingers*

AM I ALLOWED TO GO BACK FOR SECONDS? /images/tongue.gif

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".