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poopypants
03-07-2001, 11:47 AM
Not that anybody cares(well, i guess no one really cares about anything i write but nonetheless) I'm going to Hooters for lunch! Yes, the food sucks but every now and then you get a really hot ass waitress and I find myself asking for a cheeseburger with nipples, i mean fries, on the side. Funny thing is, all the Hooters I've been to in the North have mainly unattractive girls that work there. And the ones that are hot have a Tony boyfriend(see they're everywhere!) who is one of the cooks and probably putting the 'jerk' in the jerk chicken. Assholes. Anyway, I'm going to lunch to eat bad food and look at ugly women! Later
Poopy "the byzantine beeftamer" Pants
csmooth24
03-07-2001, 11:49 AM
damn...maybe i will make dad take me to hooters today...(he is coming to take me to lunch later) but hooters food does suck!
~chris
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pearlmelon
03-07-2001, 11:57 AM
You guys suck...Typical males. /images/tongue.gif
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csmooth24
03-07-2001, 11:59 AM
hey...i said the food sucks! so i probably wont go...
i guess i could just drink..heheheh /images/shocked.gif
~chris
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poopypants
03-07-2001, 12:00 PM
what the fuck is that for? You guys suck...if they had a restaurant where dudes walked around in speedos with moster schlongs you'd be there to check it out and DON'T say you wouldn't. I swear, please don't be one of those I think hooters is degrading towards women people. Hooters is the all american family fun place, just with waitresses who have monster cans.
reallygroovN
03-07-2001, 12:07 PM
well, pp, i would never go to a place with dudes in speedos and major schlongs...i mean, please... not over lunch! unless its a hotdog joint /images/crazy.gif
boys are just stimulated differently than girls...now if all the boys looked like ed, jeff and stone...in their grungygetups.....well, i would order a burger with some ed on the side /images/wink.gif
i think you ought to just go to the melrose and check out betty the waitress...better food and she just might give you extra fries with that /images/tongue.gif
13throwcenter
03-07-2001, 12:07 PM
cans? nice to see you have so much reverance for the female breast.
and I wouldn't be at one of those monster schlong restaurant places, either.
maybe you'll get food poisoning.
~.~.~.~.~
And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.
takemyhand
03-07-2001, 01:19 PM
If you're dad is paying shouldn't you go somewhere really good. Save Hooters for when you can't afford to go elsewhere.
Anne
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poopypants
03-07-2001, 01:26 PM
my dad?? no, my dad ain't paying sorry. I think that Hooters make the world a better place. As for the food, it was OK, but there were some beautiful chicks there today. Seriously, not just hot ass bikini blond fake tits nice tan chickens round ass beaver retreivers, but some gorgeous more plain looking girls. I myself prefer brunettes and there were a couple sexual chocolates serving us up. You guys wouldn't be checkin out the monster beef if there were dudes wearing 'fruit smugglers'? Well, whatever floats your boats.
PP
csmooth24
03-07-2001, 02:13 PM
hey pp i think she was talking to me...but yes, dad is paying...and we ar NOT going to hooters...i will make him take me somewhere nicer...i have never had anything good at hooters, even the girls are not so hooterific...
~chris
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poopypants
03-07-2001, 02:15 PM
aw now come on, hooters has much to offer...i'm sure your dad would love to check out younger chicks that he knows he can't have...must be a bitch getting married and watching your wife get old...gonna happen to me sooner or later i guess
csmooth24
03-07-2001, 02:17 PM
its gonna happen to us all...if the food was worth eating i would have no problem going there...but i can't stand the grub there.
~chris
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pearlmelon
03-07-2001, 02:34 PM
"if they had a restaurant where dudes walked around in speedos with monster schlongs you'd be there to check it out and DON'T say you wouldn't." ...Ummm, NO NO NO!!!...Yuck!!! I'm with GroovN, I would prefer a yummy man like Ed to be serving me /images/wink.gif anyday!!!
You get some points fur the brunette thing though. /images/smile.gif /images/tongue.gif hehe.
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poopypants
03-07-2001, 02:43 PM
oh why thank you
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