Life Questions #10

[poopypants]

Branch Dividians--

Goddam this server makes me want to bang my head into a wall....back from my day off yesterday after that monster of a snowstorm(not) and i already wish it were friday. I just want to sleep and sleep and then sleep some more. I just picked up some hot CK Pajama Pants which conveniently snuggle up against my nuts during exotic dreams. Work is hell and hell is work, that's basically what it all comes down to. This past weekend i traveled up to North Jersey, hoping to force feed my pulsating blood sausage to some willing yet dumb guidette bitch, only to find one of the country's most infested and polluted regions: the home of the American Guido. Now, I'm talking some serious shit for a change here. Going out to a club on Friday night sounded like a pretty good idea to me but i soon realized that the territory i was stepping into was a danger zone. Now, just to give you an idea of how many Guidos i saw, the town next to where i was staying is where the Sopranos House is from the fucking TV show. You get the idea. At this club, these fucking guidos all dressed the same with the same silver chains, turtleneck sweater or tight Italian Versace shirts, and greasy hair and a fake tan. I swear, these guys are a different species and they all look alike. Tonys(as i like to call them) should be exterminated from this planet immediately. I was appalled even being in the same room with them with that fucking arrogance and watching them do the Tony Tango, which is when 15 of em are all standing around girless and dancing by themselves. It was eerily similar to A Night at the Roxybury. Needless to say they made me laugh and wish i had i gun to shoot myself. No blowjobs for me, but plenty of beefed-up Italian fury to litter the country. Ah, all is good back here in Pennsylvania and I'm thankful that I was brought up in a place where i could go to school and not fear for my life in the chance that some Italian hoss would explode a roid rage on my ass.

1.What's this fuckin business about chicks digging 'bad boys'? Do guys like to date 'bad girls'? HELL NO WE DON'T. 'Bad Girls' are the types of chicks who cheat on you, fuck your best buddies, and win the best 'winter bush' contest on 'Girls Gone Wild". Can somebody explain this to me please?

2.Who was your favorite ThunderCat? Don't even try to tell me you don't know what a Thundercat is, that's dispicable.

3.If you could destroy one band or group that is out today forever from the face of music who would it be and why?(you can choose any market of music)

4.Name an 80s power ballad that you're ashamed to admit you love.

5.Guys, who would you rather bang, Britney or Christina?
Girls, who would you rather have pump that pussy, Enrique Inglesias or Ricky? Yea, i know Ricky's a flaming homosexual but forget it for a second.

6.I think a lot of chicks lie about this so be honest. What kind of underwear do you conceal your beavers in? Also, do you shave all of your pubic traingle, leave it like a runway, or just braid your shit some sideburns?

BONUS(er):Choose one.

A)For $15,000 drink a glass of someone's 'clean' urine.
B)For $35,000 drink 'clean' urine directly from the source.
C)For $50,000 drink a homeless person's urine.

My Answers
1)I think 'bad boys' can kiss my ass
2)Panthro because he talked black, even though he was blue
3)Hmmm, i'm going with those nappy, ashy, balmy chicks from Destiny's Child. Those chicks need to give me a break from that filthy music. The lead singer hogs the spotlight, has horse legs, and thinks she Diana Fuckin Ross.
4)Fly To The Angels by Slaughter. A money song
5)I think i would rather bang Christina only because she acts more of a little ho-bag and would most definatley be a screamer. I would pound her like a jackhammer and bang her head against the wall. See, i would fuck a 'bad girl' but i wouldn't date one.
6)I just wear gap boxers and i think you all know about my pubic grooming techniques.
Boner: A

Poopy "the peking piper" Pants

I'm ahead, I'm a man, I am the first man to poop my pants yeah

[Jeremy in CT]

1. I could get into the sociological aspect, but I don't feel like typing a disseration. Guys like girls who are a little immature/'young' who they can be a father figure to. Girls like guys who are dark and mysterious, which usually means 'bad'.

2. Panthro. Cheetara was pretty hot though, although I didn't like her voice. And it was cool that when she jumped down, like from one of their kickass vehicles, she even fell to the ground at super fast speed. But Panthro was my favorite.

3. Smash Mouth. Now and forever.

4. Every Rooooose has its Thorn

5. Britney

Bonus question: None of the above.

"Don't call me daughter, not fair to"

[csmooth24]

wow poopy...are you being PC with your "terms"...probably not...oh well, on to the questions...

1. i have tried to fully understand this phenomena myself and have heard a common answer from numerous girls...they like a challenge...nice guys will do what chicks want and that is no fun...but hey, nice guys will make you happy for life...this isn't a game...its reality...give the nice guys a chance...damn it! ok sorry...i am done...

2. sorry i don't know the thundercats....no lie

3. i would destroy cake...sorry it isn't one of the teeny bop bands but for some reason i cannot stand cake...

4. i love every rose has its thorn...

5. brittany all the way...even though she may be fake...christina looks fake, in the face...

6. guy here...

boner...c, whats the difference...

~chris
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[poopypants]

no, i am probably not being PC--don't mean to hurt nobody

[csmooth24]

haven't hurt me...for some reason it seems like its ok for you to say shit like that...makes the posts more interesting...

~chris
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[poopypants]

hey why didn't you finish your answers?

[takemyhand]

Afternoon PP, happy to see another Life Post.

1. Bad Boys...are so much fun. You never plan on marrying one, but for excitement levels they really get you going. They're not wimps, nor sappy, I hate sappy. Emotional excitement, sex for sex, etc., etc.

2. I have no idea who they are.

3. Rush....so I never have to listen to them around the house again.

4. Power Ballad.....Motley Crue...Home Sweet Home.

5. Ricky.....

6. Panties only when needed.....landing strip

B) none.... there really are things you don't do for money.

take my hand, not my picture

[csmooth24]

i hit submit too early..had to go and edit my post...done now /images/tongue.gif

~chris
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[reallygroovN]

holy shit, pp, i think youve outdone yourself...must be the lack of snow /images/crazy.gif

so.....

1. bad boys are fun cause a girl can be wild and not be judged...bad boys are just plain fun...for a night or two...but it is def a good thing NOT to get involved with a bad boy cause once you have a relationship with one, they have to change in order to even have a relationship and then they get boring....:( although i married a "good boy" and he is the best, funny, not boring, cute and just plain wonderful......although he was a "bad boy" when we met....but oh never mind...

2. sorry, before, after or just not my time

3. ac/dc....although.....

4. highway to hell...although the above comes into play.....

5. neither, they both are too girly for me

6. i just got new undies...colors, stripes and flowers...cotton...and yes, i shave and trim...not totally, but trimmed.

i will pass on the boner options cause i wouldnt do any of them.

[13throwcenter]

1. I just spent too fucking many years with a bad boy and I'm sick of 'em. I hate that mother fucker. Right now I'm not into the idea of a relationship, but I'm REALLY into the idea of bringing home nice younger men, teaching them the ropes and then sending them out on their merry way to satisfy my sisters of the world. /images/cool.gif

2. Huh?

3. hmmmmm.... well she's not a group or a band, but I'd axe Britney Spears in a heartbeat. Nothing good can come of her.

4. Power ballad I'm ashamed to admit I love.... I hate sappy love songs, so there are none that I am ashamed to admit I love... I'll kick out one of my fave ballads tho, just to stir up the shit.... I'll go with "If You Leave" by OMD.

5. Neither, thanks

6. It varies... I generally prefer the cotton comfies in pretty colors, but if there is a chance they'll be seen by someone of the opposite sex, I go with something a little more sexy that matches my bra... funny you should ask about this today.... a male friend of mine talked me into purchasing some thong underwear, which I did just yesterday... and....uhhhhhh, they lasted about 1 minute and 12 seconds. I doubt they'll ever be worn again! Trimmed, never shaved, that's just plain sick, but then we've already had that discussion on this board.

Boner: I can't even entertain that thought. Makes me gag just thinking about it.



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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[jamijams]

you are so generous to teach all those boys the ropes for us. Give, give, give...you are selfless! The things you sacrifice for us, however can we repay you?

jami

You bring about what you think about

[hedonist]

1...I don't do the bad boy thing...why would I want to be with an asshole? Although, I did dabble in it way back when I was in my teens...had more to do with rebellion than wanting to be treated like shit......

2...never watched it......

3...Offspring...every song I've ever heard from them sounds the same......

4...power ballad...shit, I don't know......

5...I'm not into Latin men...besides, pretty boys do absolutely nothing for me........

6...I'm partial to string-bikini panties...not the cotton ones, I prefer a softer, silky material, or sheer...black's what I usually go for, otherwise something colorful, pretty and simple...as for my coif, again, simplicity is key...nice n neat, or shaved (not a damn thing wrong with it, 13...and that's all I'll say about THAT...hmmph!)

Bonus...if I wouldn't do it for free, I wouldn't do it for money...so uh, no...no pee-drinking for me........

[poopypants]

that's funny, i almost said Offspring too..i can't believe people actually pay money for their music. I'd rather buy a pizza box full of catshit than any of their albums.

[13throwcenter]

I *am* so selfless, aren't I? It's a win win win situation as far as I'm concerned. You can repay me by sending me some fresh meat /images/wink.gif


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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[csmooth24]

down 13...easy girl...

~chris
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[13throwcenter]

down....oh yeah, I love going ....... down...... hahahahahaha and, yeah...... it's soooooo easy :)

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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[csmooth24]

LOL...sandi you're great! thanks for the laugh...



~chris
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[13throwcenter]

well, that wasn't a joke, but if it made you laugh, all the better : )

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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[csmooth24]

wasn't a joke, huh? so...i am gonna be in bham soon...heheheh... /images/wink.gif

how YOU doing?

~chris
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[13throwcenter]

hehehehe... "soon" is not soon enough!!! /images/tongue.gif

and it really *wasn't* a joke, but I think you know that by now /images/wink.gif



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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[reallygroovN]

okokokokok

i gotta change #3, the band i want to blast into non-existance......DEF FUCKING LEOPARD

aaaaaaahhhhhhhh i have such a fucking headache from this band and mmr has only played two songs in a row.....barf me out!

ok, back to your regualarly scheduled show.....

[yelloledbetter]

1. I don't do the bad boy thing and I've never understood why girls like to be treated like shit and why guys like dating bitches. That is just the way the world works I think.
2. I don't know who Thundercats are....sorry.
3. Limp Bizkit
4. Every Rose Has It's Thorn
5. Neither, I'm not really into the pretty boy thing either...geez, what a compliment to my sweetie huh, no dear, you're not pretty at all.
6. I like thongs, black ones. And I really dig sheer underwear too. And it's kept pretty neatly trimmed, DO NOT dig shaved......at all.
Bonus: I would do none of these for $.

[13throwcenter]

Is this payback for saying Dissident is my least favorite Pearl Jam song or something??? How can you possibly want The Leps obliterated from the face of the earth? That is like me saying I choose Bruce "hear me wail" Springsteen to be banished to never never land!!! What the F is up with that, sistah?

In your honor, I hereby change my least liked Pearl Jam song to "Thin Air"... sorry Stoney... but it just plain sucks, no two ways about it, ya sap.

Rock of Ages,
Sandi

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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[13throwcenter]

uuuuhhhh, by the WAY...that's Def LEPPARD, not Def LEOPARD. Get it straight, why doncha? /images/tongue.gif /images/tongue.gif /images/tongue.gif

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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[reallygroovN]

nonononooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo

dont let it be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

how can you possibly like def whateverthefrick????????? ugh...the long blonde hair, the wailing, the cheesy guitars........please, please, someone get me some advil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but i still love you even with your questionable taste and dispariging remarks about the god-king of new jersey, mr springstein and im not certain if the joisey knomes will let you back in our fair state of nutty drivers, but, ill sneak you in......../images/wink.gif

[poopypants]

I like Def Leppard too. I mean the Hysteria albums is a staple of my 80s rock diet. Come on now! "Animal", "Armageddon It", "Hyseria"--all hot tracks from a hot album. Long live the Lep.

Hunter

[RogueTrader]

1. I used to get that one for a long time......i was noce, I treated women well, and I couldn't score.....'It's just that you're too nice, Michael....you are like my brother' What does that translate to? "I am going to be dating leather wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to YOU".....I got the whole thing beat.....if you do the mysteriously wry guy who's been hurt in the oast.....gauarenteed results.

2. Wrong age for the Thundercats, sorry, but I really liked Battle of the Planets!!

3. Boy Bands....they are all the same, so there is no need for differentiation. At least the girls in the 'girl bands' are often decent eye candy.

4. Dreams by Van Halen (from the 5150 album, Sammy Hagar on Vocals)

5. I would actually like to do them both at the same time.....

6. My current lady friend tried the 'nude' look when we first started seeing each other. It was cool for the first few times, but after that I found it a little disconcerting. Now we have agreed that it's better to maintain a wide landing strip. Bronwyn wears what I buy for her. This is another little detante we achived. I was bitching about her faded cotton ones and she told me that if i wanted to see something different, i would have to buy the extra ones. She would agree to 'phase out' on her side and only buy matched sets, but if I wanted to speed the process, www.victoriassecret.com, www.fredericks.com and www.agentprovocateur.com are where I should be going....so i went.....and I tell you what, it's expensive to make sure you have the right frame for the masterpiece.....

Bonus: Thank god i earn enough to not have to do something like this.

M

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[vitolochica]

1. I worship bad boys, they rock my world in more ways than one.
2. Panthro
3. Britney spears
4. Heaven by Brian Adams
5. I'd fuck both Christina and Ricky
6. I go Brazilian and I wear nothing but thongs or string bikinis

My boner is B: straight from the source baby BUT and ONLY IF it's Mike McCready OTHERWISE HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!. :)

Daylight fading come and waste another year. All the anger and the eloquence are bleeding into fear.

[ishmaelape]

[vitolochica]

Girls just like dating boys that their mothers would highly disapprove of...these are boys you date for fun, not the boys you marry. They're an adventure! You are boys we marry.

Daylight fading come and waste another year. All the anger and the eloquence are bleeding into fear.

[reallygroovN]

see, ishy, everyone is getting this one wrong....girls dont go for bad boys to get treated like crap....a smart girl wouldnt stick around long enough to get treated to anything cept a really fun night or coupla nights /images/wink.gif bad boys are fun for a bit ..... its a faze, just like boys like wild girls...for a bit....then everyone settles down and remembers the fun they had with a smile on their face....

im not talking about asshole boys...they are in a totally diff category than bad boys....asshole boys should be kept away from even if they appear to be wild and fun!

well, that is my explination for the day /images/wink.gif

[ByzantineBug]

Agree with Chica,..
bad boys do bad things,..c'ept for the morally incorrect ones like beat old lady's and step on dog tails,..that's just not cool.
For example,..Keanu Reeves,..he doesn't shave,..he's a bad boy,.../images/laugh.gif

Awwww baby! /images/laugh.gif

[vitolochica]

he's also a bad actor...Robert Downey Jr...yummm, Bob deNiro oh yeah....all bad boys...

Psycho wife beater or psycho killer...NOT COOL

Daylight fading come and waste another year. All the anger and the eloquence are bleeding into fear.

[vitolochica]

excellent! :)

Daylight fading come and waste another year. All the anger and the eloquence are bleeding into fear.

[ByzantineBug]

I LOVE!!! Robert D. jr. in Ally,...Holland is running late on the airing,..but I love him!!
And his super coloured blouses,..talk about yum yum! /images/laugh.gif

Awwww baby! /images/laugh.gif

[reallygroovN]

i dont know.... i think that robert downey is straddling that fine line between "bad" and "psycho".... but now sean penn or mike.... you know they would be bad-good /images/wink.gif

[ByzantineBug]

Oh yes,..Robert is defenetly a bad boy,..
But I'm sorry to say that that is part of what makes him so appealing as an actor,..especially in such a role.
But if I'd love him in real life,..hmmm

Awwww baby! /images/laugh.gif

[ishmaelape]

[reallygroovN]

well, ishy...you could always walk around with razor stubble and a ciggy hanging out of your mouth and wear a black leather jacket....and go a little wild for a few of those years /images/wink.gif

[ishmaelape]

[reallygroovN]

oh ishy...we love you just how you are...really....

dont change...just have fun /images/smile.gif /images/laugh.gif /images/cool.gif /images/crazy.gif

[ishmaelape]

[vitolochica]

No, Ishy, don't do that it'll only destroy you....the smoking, the drinking, the partying...no Ishy, don't change.

Mike is a bad boy that I'd take home to mom, you're a good boy that I'd take home to mom, chicks, we're nuts that way. And not ALL of us like bad boys....just some of us. Bad boys are a fantasy, a turn on, a cheap thrill so to speak, you don't want to be that....no one wants to be that really.



Daylight fading come and waste another year. All the anger and the eloquence are bleeding into fear.

[jamijams]

ok, I have to jump in here and first of all say no offense to anyone here, but I think that most women who choose to enter a relationship thinking that they will *change* an obvious asshole into a wonderful, caring man are first of all not being honest with themselves...but truly, when talking about women who choose these men (and I mean choose them for life partners after the clues are already well revealed), unfortunately I think for many it is the direct result of very low self image, lack of strength in knowing ones self, fear of being alone, and self doubt...they believe they do not deserve any better. As for those currently in the situation, having found themselves there unknowingly...I cannot imagine that kind of fear, and thank goodness for that. A terrible, terrible situation, makes me very happy to be accepting of myself, and understanding that it takes two whole people to make a relationship, not a relationship to make a whole person.

You bring about what you think about

[reallygroovN]

well, see, ish, i wasnt talking about that (abusive relationships) side of things... and i can see your point.... but that is a hole other side of the coin, that would be women who stay in abusive relationships...those are the asshole boys that i was talking about.

as shallow as i am, i really was only talking about a fun night or two /images/wink.gif

[bluecow]

what i want to know is (this is unrelated) why do these people from jersey decide to go to school at penn state and then complain about how PA sucks and new jersey is so much better? this comes up pretty often here- school newspaper, etc.

1. i really don't know.

2. i don't know what a thundercat is.

3. creed. it would make things at synergy much more peaceful.

4. that one song... cindy lauper...

5. neither.

6. black cotton string bikini. currently i'm bald.

bonus: A. or maybe B depending on the "source"

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