Life Questions #8

[poopypants]

Well, what can i say to you all. Thanks for the flowers and the cards and all your support(whoever sent me anal beads is in trouble). I couldn't have made it through the day without you all. Playing pocketball was getting old and i needed to return to the old stomping ground, so let's rock. First let me breify give you a recap of last night. As you all know i attended the peaceful mardi gras celebration in south philly (as seen on CNN) and was overwheled by sheer madness. 25,000 people in the area of 7 blocks + drinking since 7am = bad news.
I'm one who loves to watch a great fight but we here in philly come correct and we fight the cops. Nothing quite like watching a patrolman jump off his horse and pummell some drunk old redneck with his billyclub for minutes. CNN reported that there "may have been alcohol involved" after several riots broke out and people destroyed 8 stores and robbed a liquor joint. Great reporting CNN, I applaud the indepth analysis of the situation. Of course, showing your tits was a must(although no one wanted to see mine and my shaved nipples) but damm there are some really horrible looking boobies in the world. Having chicks(and yes, it's ALWAYS the uglier ones unfortunately) get up on the bar, strip naked and shove a bottle of heineken up her corn beef curtain is something you take for granted. Nonetheless, it's eventually gonna catch up with you. It always makes you feel good about today's youth when, after refusing to show your tits to 800 people from a second floor balcony and having beads tossed then whipped at your head, you ended up getting pelted by a beer bottle in the face. I, in fact had a great time, and got severly inebriated watching the funniest things and stupiest guidos. Wish you all coulda been there suckin on some titties with me. Hey, next year.

1.I was thinking this last night after watching a cat fight. A guy can not hit a girl. Fact. But, is it ok for a really feminine gay man to slap a girl? Ponder that one. In Great Britain they call male homosexuals "Beaver Leavers", "Starfish Troopers", and "Vagina Decliners". Go figure.

2.The time has come to cum clean on Anal Sex. It seems to me that a lot of people, especially those of you who are married, engage in this 'act'. Have you ever done it? Doesn't that shit hurt? If you don't do it, what is your reasoning?

3.Seeing that i ate an Egg McMuffin this morning, which fast food joint is the best? What is your favorite shit to order?

4.Which would you rather receive in the mail: a new PJ album or a new Mad Season album?

5.Does you know any really good ways to burn fat i.e. fitness routines, certain foods to eat, etc? I'm on a big health kick and I'm trying to gather knowledge.

6.If you had 1 million dollars and one week to live what would you do with the money and your time?

BONUS(ER): Have you ever been abducted by a UFO? Probably not, but have you ever woken up in the middle of the night and not been able to move but you can see? This shit has happened to me 4 times in my life, all in the past year and i get very terrified when it happens. I am NOT dreaming and i feel things in the fucking bedroom but i can never see them clearly, only feel them. Let me know if this shit happens to you too.

My Answers

1.I think if he's really feminine then it's probably acceptable as long as he fights like a girl too.
2.I have never banged the dirtstar but i've always been intrigued by it, i just can't see how it feels good for chicks. There's nothing like a bloody asshole to livin up the session(ughh).
3.I'm gonna go with McDonalds because i used to love the Arch Deluxe, McRib, and the McPizza(remember that shit!) but those bastards stopped making them. I know everyone's gonna say Wendi's but i just liked them when i was like 5 and got the window wall crawlers in the fun meals.

Going For a McShit:
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to drop the kids off at the pool. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.

4.Mad Season
5.Eat smaller portions, drink water, aerobic exercise...the list goes on.
6.I would get a quick penis enlargement surgery so my schlong would be close to 14 inches, buy a bunch of banana hammocks and head to south beach. I would probably give the rest to homeless people and my family.
BONER:i already explained this one.

Poopy "the luxembourg lemming" Pants

[bluecow]

YAY!

okay, here we go.

1. i don't know, i've never thought about it... i think all hitting is bad.
2. well, i'm not married. yes. no.
3. mcdonalds... i always get cheeseburgers. though i think i may stop eating meat but i havent decided yet. for breakfast: bacon egg and cheese biscut.
4. pearl jam
5. no but i need some
6. i would buy all of the pearl jam boots /images/smile.gif and travel all over the world... give some to homeless, etc.
BONER: no, but as i've mentioned in a previous set of life questions, i saw a wolf under my bed one time which was pretty weird.

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-You only had one chance. Why be a window washer?- Buk

[bluecow]

why am i the only one who has answered these?

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-You only had one chance. Why be a window washer?- Buk

[hedonist]

jeez...corned beef curtain? Women must love you, poopy........

1...I think people hitting eachother is stupid anyway, regardless of their sex or sexual proclivity......
2...Anal sex has gotten a bum rap...hehe...anyway, if it's done right, it doesn't hurt.....
3...My favorite's In-n-Out Burger...though I don't eat fast-food that often...just when I'm jonesin for some grease in some form..........
4...Yes
5...Sex is really good for burning fat.....
6...Don't know...I never really liked these types of questions........

Bonus...Never...but I've heard of this happening to other people......

[rockrighter]

The wake-up-frozen thingie has happened to me quite a bit. Most recently, it happened about 3 times in one night, about 3 weeks ago. I think the last time before that was in the summer. It seems to happen like that: For a long time, nothing, and all of a sudden I get an 'attack' of sorts. I've been experiencing this since I was at least 6.
It's pretty frustrating lying there half-conscious-but-not-really and not being able to move... you have to muster up soooo much will power it's ludicrous. You can feel your body lying there, but for whatever reason you can't move a fucking muscle.
I wonder what causes it?

[RogueTrader]

When you sleep, your body emits a neuroparalyser. If it did not, you would be thrahing about all over the place when you dream. As soon as the sleep pattern is disrupted, your brain emits a small amount of adrenalin to wake your muscles back up again. Ever wake up feeling like you have gotten a shock or have fallen over, that's the reverse of the phenomoenon you are talking about here. In your cases, your brain has not emited the adrenalin at the right time to reactivate your muscles. In my case, when i wake up feeling like i have fallen down, my brain has emitted too much.

M

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[13throwcenter]

1. Hands are not for hitting. (yes, that coming from someone who spent 39 hours in jail for punching her ex in the face)

2. yep, nope.

3. BK- their fries are the best and it's the only place I can get a Veggie Whopper. mmmmm, all of a sudden I'm jonesin' for a chocolate shake.

4. Mad Season... that would mean Mike's good friend Baker would still be alive and I know that would make Mike happy.

5. walking walking walking

6. Take everyone I know somewhere tropical and party my ass off for a week.

Boner: Never abducted.... never experienced the other either, but I know someone who has.

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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[csmooth24]

1. sure..they can slap them...but they better be ready to get the shit kicked...most girls i know would rock a really feminine gay man...at least the ones i know of...

2. nope, never gone there...

3. McDonalds breakfast is the shit! love it...sausage mcmuffin with egg...as for lunch dinner? taco bell is king...also love a good sourdough jack!

4. new mad season...only because we know there will be another pj album...(knock on wood)

5. sorry, can't help you...but you could always try 3 minutes abs...works better than the 4 minute abs...

6. I would pay off my debts...18K for car, 15K for school loans, 4K for credit cards...then i would order all the boots i don't have...then i would give my mom $100,000 to do whatever she wants...remodel i assume...then i would take 100 of my closest friends, family, jamily to vegas to live it up or a few days...oh...i would buy a condo before i left and hire someone to furnish it while i was in vegas...

boner...no to the ufo thing but did "wake up" when i had a seizure when i was 9 years old...it was a full grand mal seizure and rarely do people remember having them...but i do! it was weird...i remember shaking and not being able to control my body...then my mom came in and carried me out to the living room where paramedics came shortly after...

and i just want to welcome back poopy's questions...thanks!

~chris
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[takemyhand]

1. Never acceptable to hit a woman. My niece was punched in the face by a guy at a Leafs game, I guess they were too drunk and too loud. Toronto fans are notoriously quiet.

2. Never done it, never rule anything out.

3. Taco Bell......Hard Shells Tacos

4. Pearl Jam Album

5. Eat only fruit before noon, plenty of walking, hiking, etc.

6. Go away to an island with friends and family, stay drunk for the week and give the rest away.

B. No, actually never heard of this before.



take my hand, not my picture

[reallygroovN]

as a philly chick to a philly guy...holy sheeeeeeeeat! i was thinking of you on tuesday...watching the news coverage looking for an in-shape and shaved dude asking all the girlies to show him their boobies /images/wink.gif...in fact, wasnt that you tipping over the action news van??????? and you are right, there is nothing like a couple-a philly bigstudboys fighting..ouch!

as to your questions....

1. its not ok for anyone to hit anyone else, unless its in a boxing ring...did you see the news coverage of the chick hauling off and punching the dude? very sad :(

2. i am married and i dont do anal and my hub dont want to do no anal so...dont know why, just not into it, i guess

3. if i had to choose, it would be McDs quarterpounder, fries (cant ever beat em) and chocolate shake;)

4. pj, never heard mad season

5. cut the carbos and run or do cardio-kickboxing or spinning

6. i would travel with my hub and kiddies to all the places i want to see on this earth

never been abducted by a ufo, dont know if i ever saw one and pp, if you are having these problems on a regular basis, you need to get to a doctor, really. it could be something a lot more serious than ufos

[csmooth24]

ok groovn...you need to check out mad season...do you like alice in chains singer layne staley?

~chris
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[Smirks]

...or the doctors could be aliens... then they'd realize that he isn't no fake and he'd be a primo cantidate for their anal probe testing!

[takemyhand]

LOL. That's funny, needed that laugh, thank you.

Anne

take my hand, not my picture

[poopypants]

no no no, i didn't say i was abducted, i just said when i wake up paralyzed i feel like there is something or someone in the fucking room, and it is not pleasant. Also, if you don't go out right now and buy mad season then you are never allowed to respond to any of my posta again. I am appalled groovn. As for south street, being down there was like walking into hell, a very dangerous place all around. I had a great time but some people in this world are a bunch of fucking idiots whose parents didn't hug them enough.

[Smirks]

I was on south street philly last friday.... there was nothing there, so i left. ha! /images/tongue.gif

Actually, I had to go pick up a friend that was stranded on Rt. 1, that's why I left.

[reallygroovN]

ok, ok, ok, ok....i never promised to not be lame...in fact i am proud of my lameness! tonight, or as soon as i can, i promise to go to napster and download some mad season...really i promise...uh.....is mad season on napster? and to prove my lameness i only recently started downloading stuff from napster....

yes, mr smoothy i like aic....does this give a girl any bonus points??????

pp, i still think you need to go to an alien doctor, i agree with smirks, i think you may require a probe /images/tongue.gif

[poopypants]

i would ask you to probe me but your married, i guess i'll just keep probin myself

[reallygroovN]

the last time i was on south street (aside from the day i took meINsane there) so i guess, the last NIGHT i was on south street...it was filled with a bunch of drunk teenagers, obnoxious drunk teenagers.....and i was with a friend from london who was like, uh, why are you taking me here....what is the point?.....nothing like it was when I was the drunk teenager /images/tongue.gif

[csmooth24]

since you like aic, you will probably like mad season...layne staley on vocals and mike mcready on guitars...what more could you ask for?

~chris
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[reallygroovN]

not too much:) so, chris, are you saying that after i listen to mad season, my life will be complete /images/wink.gif

[csmooth24]

well it could be complete...but i have heard and really enjoy mad season and my life is far from complete! but i am working on it! /images/smile.gif

~chris
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[mtgirl]

if you were a tv show i would watch you all the time, it's like never ending amusement around you. thanks for the :)s.

1 femmies are totally allowed to hit girls. conventional rules in no way apply to totally feminine guys

2 no anal sex here. after the trauma received from my ex who constantly begged for it, i may never be able to open my mind on this one. god i really love selfish people. they really kick ass. oh but anyway, it just yah what you were saying about not that great for us. like guys have prostates so many times they think that everyone should love anal stimulation. hi, we don't have prostates.

3 i'm all over the mickey d's. it's just classic. viva la complete americanism. but they don't have curly fries so that kinda sucks

4 hmm...pj i guess

5 i've been on this miracle soup diet lately. if you don't cheat it sucks the fat off and cleanses the system like mad. it's also known as the nazi diet tho, for one it's difficult, for two, you end up eating like someone in a concentration camp. i'll give you the details if you want poop

6 this is a hard question for an indicicive chic, so this is just the first thing that comes to mind: i'd get my best friend, mom and dad and anyone else who wanted to go and go to the himalayas to experience them as much as possible with that little time. jeff? ed? do you guys want to go? and with the rest of the money i'd buy land and put it on conservation easement.

boner: wow that's crazy poop. you should try and be like, wow that's trippy instead of scared by it. i better you're ok and everything. never had it happen to me. but fuck if this shit i smoke yesterday isn't laced. holy geez i know what it feels to live outside my body. not a pleasant place to be when you're in class



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[RogueTrader]

Hmmmmmm......Looks like you need to stay in a bit more, Shitty.

1. People shouldn't really be going around hitting other people. Gay guys particularly (they look so noncey!) In Australia, some popular euphamisms for homosexual males are: Mattress Muncher, Tointine Taster (Tontine is a brand of pillow), Visitor to Vegemite Valley (you all know what vegemite is, right?), Turd Burglar, poofta; Dough Nut Dropper; Shit Sticker; .....I could go on all night. Just as an aside, It is Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras time in Sydney at the moment. I love going to this thing. A great opportunity to see some really hot lipstick lesbians in next to nothing at all. Unfortunately, They don't look too fondly on this sort of thing in Japan, so their is no coverage. My girlfriend is there at the moment and she is having an awesome time.

2. Sure......it's something that a couple of the girls I have dated have liked. i don't mind it as it is a totally different feeling form the traditional method, tight and rough as opposed to looser and smooth. The women concerned tell me they like it because it makes them feel TOTALLY fucked. My current girlfriend likes it because she says it makes her feel as if she has totally given herself over to the animal nature of herself.

3. I prefer Burger King. Iused to like McD's, but the burgers have just gone down hill. I prefer them in the morning for the breakfasts as their hash browns are the best hangover cure in the world. I am a Double whopper with Cheese, Large fries large coke guy in the afternoons and a 2 B&E McMuffin with 2 Hash brown and coffee guy in the morning.....I only go about once in a blue moon though.

4. New PJ Album

5. I used to recomend the class A diet ie: Large ammounts of ecstasy and cocaine, but now i just cut meat out of my diet and reduce portions and up the exercise component.

6. probably go and visit all of my friends in all of the parts of the world where they are. 5 star all the way.

Bonus: Never been abducted by aliens.....don't think it's actually possible. The thing you describe, Shitty happens when your brain does not emit any adrenalin upon distruption of the sleep cycle. Your brain emits a neuroparalyser when you sleep so you don't thrash about the place. Sometimes it doesn't emit the adrenalin. If you want to stop it, close your eys immediately and try to relax. You will often fall asleep again.

M

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25 in 30 Days, Makes this room feel like home

[Fat Rasin]

1: NAHH I don't think a gay guy should hit a girl, i mean all men have more upper body muscle than women easily. it wouldn't be right for a gay guy to ghit a girl, he's still a man in every way.
2: i'm 16, i'm more worried about my regular friends right now than about anal sex.
3: I like Long JOhn Silvers, i can't get enough of that greasy deep freid shit! after you eat too much it doesn't feel so good, but its the bes like once a month.
4:new pearl jam album of course. its going to be the ebst yet, mark my words.
5: never worried about it. looks like surgery did miracles for carnie wlison though!
6: i have no idea what i'd do with that much money, i'd like to see the world and stay in each areas i stayed in for one month, but you did put one week so..


Sometimes i just want to choke my brother till he says "stop, you're choking me"

[13throwcenter]

I've been listening to MS since Monday's drive home from Seattle... I just can't seem to move forward past River of Deceit tho... I always loved that song when it was getting radio play and it's just grabbed me again.


You gotta get this one g/f!

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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.

[sky I scrape]

Don't forget to ask for extra crumbs when you go to Long John's. Those numbs of fried (insert food product here) are the best part of any LJS meal.

We can cross the bridge, we can pay some tolls.