An Open Letter....

[poopypants]

Well, it seems that certain people(i won't name any names because i don't want to embarass Immortal or to a lesser extent NWA and anotherchild) have taken an opposing stance on the Life Questions posts. I have also been getting the little side comments("you need to get out more", "you're a sikko", etc.) Of course these are the same people who routinely take the time to answer all of my "sexually deviant" questions but that's besides the point. When you have one bad apple, it spoils the bunch and so I must announce the end of the Life Questions posts effective immediately. I am doing this for those people who are so deeply offended and who are tired of "reading the same questions"(actually, if you went back and read them they are quite different). Along with being a very vile, lewd, hung, and compassionate person, i am also a realist and a non-tolerator of people who bitch and whine. I, nor anyone else on this board wants to hear you complain like a little girl in first grade about my posts. Without the life questions posts you will undoubtedly be able to recalibrate your inner being and get back to your posts on the Leg 2 bootlegs. Have a great rest of the week.

Poopy "the dallas dingleberry" Pants

[sky I scrape]

That's a damn shame.

We can cross the bridge, we can pay some tolls.

[jayscott]

Poopoo, jeez, has this place softened you in my absence or what?
I think someone needs a hug.
(((poopy)))
I hope that didn't arouse you.
Now put an end to your little pity party and throw up another life questions post you candy ass.
I hate them, that should be inspiration enough, or wait a minute, are you just out of material?
js

I can only be as good as you'll let me.

[anotherchild]

awww, poopy what did i say to you? i swear it was all a joke.
please don't end the questions they're a lovely distraction for me during studyhall.

[ProfessorFrink]

http://www.baby-pictures.com/baby1.jpg

[poopypants]

hey where'd you get my baby picture?? bastard. I didn't really mean to shout your name out in disgust anotherchild, my bad. I am definately not out of material I just hear rumblings and don't feel like listening to people complain. I am too tired and hungover to deal with that. I don't want my shit to get stale and once people start complaining it's the beginning of the end. Jay, i don't believe i got soft in your absence, i think that on the Shitergy Board(sorry Smirks it slipped) i tried to be the same way and was greeted about as warmly as the next Creed single. Then people start calling you names and then retaliation comes, you get the picture. I like this board much better and people seem to not care about what i do until now. It's a vicious cycle isn't it?

[jayscott]

actually, you were much more the asshole on the "other" board, and it just snowballed.
You started attacking my friends the first day up and it was all over. If you just put up skanky offensive posts, that are just offensive to humanity in general without singling anybody out, its kind of petty to whine, just don't read it, don't open it, don't reply. I don't see why anyone's upset.
js

I can only be as good as you'll let me.

[bluecow]

aawwww, poop, come on, i liked your posts!

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-You only had one chance. Why be a window washer?- Buk

[poopypants]

i think it's unfair to say i was an asshole on the other board but you are entitled to you opinion. There a couple chicks on the other board who POUNCE when you disagree with them on anything(especially politics and guns) and believe that they own the fukkin place. If you want to pounce on me then anything goes, especially in cyberspace. If memory serves me jay, i would put up offensive posts and you would jump on me too, so let's not act all innocent. I think this board is 10 times less uptight, and there's nothing better than a loose ass.

[ProfessorFrink]

http://www.absolutehumor.com/catnmouse10.jpg

[northwoodsamyII]

i was kidding with the sicko thing. YOu didn't get that? I've happily answered several of your post...don't take everything so seriously that I say ok?
:)

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[northwoodsamyII]

is that I jokingly called you "sicko' and without even asking me personally if I was serious or not you call me a whiner and sy I bitch and moan and complain. I was jsut kidding...like I said, try not to take every word literally..it's not the bible....wait- don't take the bible literally either

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[poopypants]

sorry, i was basically referring to Imposter when i was talking about the bitching and whining. Shoulda made that a little clearer. I don't get offended when people say shit, i just get tired of it. To me, there's a big difference.

[northwoodsamyII]

just as long as we are clear...I mean, yeah poopoo, you are a tad on the freak/open/exhibitionist side with the sexual content, but it keeps me entertained.....

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[poopypants]

well that's what i'm here for

[jayscott]

Oh yeah, I jumped on your offensive posts but AFTER the whole name-calling thing had begun. Was it a personal vendetta? Oh hell yes. But I think we've put that behind us right? I'm not playing innocent in the least bit, but once the war had begun I'm sure you'll admit you posted some stuff with no other intent than to offend specific people. I probably would've done the same thing, I just happened to be on the other side of the fence. By gones.
js

I can only be as good as you'll let me.

[poopypants]

truce

[jayscott]

(raises white flag, crosses fingers behind back)Okay, truce it is.
js

I can only be as good as you'll let me.

[edvedderismyhero]

You fool! Although I don't answer the questions, I will once I overcome my fear of them hehe.... I love to read them!!!! They're really funny ... and a change from the usual posts on the board and you know they always get a good crop of replies! So I say KEEP THEM!!!

But if you do choose to reite them I guess that's alright too...


Lauren

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place