Frink Rap

[ProfessorFrink]

get it? Frink Rap... anyways, here's my rap song. you have to try and imagine me busting it out in your heads. the words seem weak on paper, but when I bust them out... look out!

*whoa (Joey Lawrence sample)

I'm always right. (whoa)
that's right, always.
if you're unsure about something (whoa)
or if you think that I'm wrong...
I'll straighten you out. sucka! (whoa)

the things that I will tell you,
they will be correct.
because I am smart

(DJ Crazy Guns scratches a Bill Haley and the Comets 45)

rhymes are boring.
you don't think so?
well you're wrong.

ok. carry on.

(my posse hoots, hollers and high-fives one another while I stand there and look smug)

[Highway23]

hey now!

I be spittin like a bastard
make you eat me
like a sandwich with
mustard!

relish and ketchup
put it on me
and eat me good
choke on the crust
cuz yer mom didn't
cut it off

so when yer whinin
about how you chokin
holla at ya boys
while yer dyin
cuz i ain't touchin yer mouf

as you see the light
when you dyin
no one to grab to
don't botha tryin

i'm the muthafucka
who killed you
with my crazy sandwich

:)

[ProfessorFrink]

have I unintentionally entered into a Rap-Off?

[Highway23]

haha

nah, i'm just playin foo :)

[reallygroovN]

haha

nah, i'm just playin foo :)
fo shizzle

slap em down (the raps i mean :rolleyes: )

[ProfessorFrink]

boulie's sandwich
ain't got nothing on my manwich
sloppy joe's and sloppy ho's
that's what a real man knows

upstate new york? (what?!)
eff that dork (whoa!)

skibbly skibbly bop
mel tormei up in ya shop
that's how bad I am
flushin' scat up in yo' can.

[fs0652]

have I unintentionally entered into a Rap-Off?
you're funny frinky :)

[Highway23]

yer girl couldnt eat it
how could you?
the boulie sandwich
choke ya naked

look at boulie
makin you look like a fool
spin yer head like a top
50 cents to make it stop

yer pussy must be hurtin
from all the pushin
tell yer momma i'm sorry
i didn't know she wanted me to pull out

another frinky's on the way
tell the world to watch out
stay clear of the dork
momma can't stay from the pork ;)

[Not_Trapped]

i haven't laughed all day - TIL NOW!

[ProfessorFrink]

I fucking blew my load with the Mel Tormei thing. I gotta go watch the second period of the Canucks game in order to clear my head.

yes, this may seem weak in a rap-off... but hockey comes first. I shall return... with a vengeance. this ain't over highway.

[Highway23]

hey buddy

i'm playin poker online...of course :)

[Highway23]

bring it on mutha trucka!



i suck royally :)

[Not_Trapped]

i'm listening to jackson browne on austin city limits on PBS

[ProfessorFrink]

doctor what? doctor who
doctor what? doctor who

I met a doctor with a funky smell
he had a sick-en-ing story to tell
about the time boulie had a hand
explore him thoroughly in a bum exam


I said, "heat on your finger?"
"yo, that boulie scent lingers"

"and the stank uncovered?"
"a secret deeply smothered"...


hello murder
hello slaughter
boulie ate a
baby otter


(boooooooooooo)

[fs0652]

doctor what? doctor who
doctor what? doctor who

I met a doctor with a funky smell
he had a sick-en-ing story to tell
about the time boulie had a hand
explore him thoroughly in a bum exam


I said, "heat on your finger?"
"yo, that boulie scent lingers"

"and the stank uncovered?"
"a secret deeply smothered"...


hello murder
hello slaughter
boulie at a
baby otter


(boooooooooooo)

lmao :) very funny frinky

[ProfessorFrink]

lmao :) very funny frinky

join my posse. I won't take no for an answer. c'mon, you know you wanna represent.

[Not_Trapped]

frinkelators - mount up

[ProfessorFrink]

frinkelators - mount up

ooh, nice Young Guns reference.

[fs0652]

i thought it was a canadian mounties reference....

i have to wait to hear the rebuttal before i join the posse, cuz i can only represent with the one who has the biggest pimp hand!

[Highway23]

am i defeated?

no, i'm just drunk...

you fuck:)

[Not_Trapped]

if we're talking about big hands then i'm the man

thanks for noticing frink - canadian mounties, doc? what the fuck? we don't talk about mounties here - they're called mounties cause they're GAY!

[fs0652]

if we're talking about big hands then i'm the man

thanks for noticing frink - canadian mounties, doc? what the fuck? we don't talk about mounties here - they're called mounties cause they're GAY!
well frinky is canadian so mountie would be an ok reference... :P

[Not_Trapped]

okay - we need to straighten this out - mounties are gay and no matter how much of a fucking puff frink is - he's not a mountie - and i wouldn't associate him or anyone else here with them :P

[fs0652]

ok i'll go with that....
but what does he think of christina...
appearance onlyl... sluttynesss not factored in...

[fs0652]

looks like i am gonna have to go with frinky, cuz jake is not representin'

[ProfessorFrink]

I shall ride alone!

my namesake was a mountie.

[reallygroovN]

join my posse. I won't take no for an answer. c'mon, you know you wanna represent.
i am still anti-frink
so
i guess that makes me pro-highway

:D

fo shizzle my highwayzzizle
yo:smoke:

[fs0652]

I shall ride alone!

my namesake was a mountie.
hey i wasnt disrespecting the mounties....
it was all dominic!! i swear!!

[Not_Trapped]

sorry frink (read: you're a fucking poll-puffer)

d

[ProfessorFrink]

sorry frink (read: you're a fucking poll-puffer)

d

you've offended my country and my grandfather.

now all Americans shall be banned from my posse. anyone else may apply.

[fs0652]

you've offended my country and my grandfather.

now all Americans shall be banned from my posse. anyone else may apply.
wait what about me???
je m'appelle "dans la maison"

surely you need some bling like me

[ProfessorFrink]

wait what about me???
je m'appelle "dans la maison"

surely you need some bling like me

I had forgotten that you're from Philly. I need people that I can trust. now be gone.

[Not_Trapped]

that was funny -

doc said bling - he's out - that's a west coast thing -

[fs0652]

I had forgotten that you're from Philly. I need people that I can trust. now be gone.
oooooo them's fightin words.....

i am from the CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE, but you have shunned my gestures of kindness...

i shall not forget....

[Not_Trapped]

brotherly love - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[reallygroovN]

oooooo them's fightin words.....

i am from the CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE, but you have shunned my gestures of kindness...

i shall not forget....
go get em doc ;)
philly can kick the blingbling out of the entire country of canada :P
so there
im tired

[ProfessorFrink]

go get em doc ;)
philly can kick the blingbling out of the entire country of canada :P
so there
im tired

yeah, in a "We're Bigger Douchebags Than You" contest.

I am also tired.

[fs0652]

you're dead to me frinky....
go back to watching dudley do-right the movie....

[Not_Trapped]

you all broke my fucking heart - you broke my fucking heart

*kiss*

*kiss*

[reallygroovN]

you're dead to me frinky....
go back to watching dudley do-right the movie....
LOL
youse are way funny
go to sleep frink and frank and dom and jake and all the ships at sea
sweet dreams of....whateversickthingsyoudreamabout :rolleyes:

[ProfessorFrink]

you're dead to me frinky....
go back to watching dudley do-right the movie....

ah go pick some plaque.

[Beta]

yo yo
Beta is in
she's in the houzzz
representing the girlz
and the ones with troubled bowelz
(poop is the shit - poop is the shit)

frink and boulie talk trash
of one anutha
but I got the word from bronx
that in the bedroom they're called luvahs

Oooooooshhh

B-E-T-A. holla
*does the teen wolf dance*

[Not_Trapped]

okay

[ProfessorFrink]

B-E-T-A. holla
*does the teen wolf dance*

that is just unfair.

you don't see me pulling out the PeeWee Herman dance, do you?!

[Beta]

that is just unfair.

you don't see me pulling out the PeeWee Herman dance, do you?!
it makes up for my bad rapping.

[Not_Trapped]

i will not eat them in a box
i will not eat them with a fox
i will not eat them here nor there
i will not eat them anywhere
i do not like green eggs ham
i will not eat them sam i am

[reallygroovN]

beta
representen

uh, yeah!

:D

[rockrighter]

that is just unfair.

you don't see me pulling out the PeeWee Herman dance, do you?!
You'll see me doing that while I bust my rhymes.

When I have the time to make them up. I'm not spontaneous, so my rap career would be very short-lived.

[ProfessorFrink]

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[rockrighter]

Such inspiration (even the green lines.) I'll do my best to come up with something. Maybe I could rap that word-something I wrote for Adrian in his birthday post.

Nah, I guess that's a bit of a cop-out.

[Not_Trapped]

that is too funny