poopypants
02-26-2001, 12:17 PM
Howdy y'all, hope everyone had a fun weekend. I personally didn't have an 'over the top' weekend, usually just sat around and played with my nuts and explored every moist orifice in my body. A couple things worth noting though...i saw "Crouching Tiger...", absolutely one of the best movies i have ever seen hands down. Please everyone go and see this tonight. And it wasn't awesome because i was higher than Biz Markie, it was BY FAR the most unbelievable movie visually i have ever seen(this shit kills the matrix). Guys and girls alike will like this film, trust me. Also my stepsister had a varsity cheerleader sleepover at my house and although these girls are 4 years younger i contimplated hiding outside the basement window in hopes of catching a glimpse at a made-for-porno movie like "Varsity Sleepover 6: Tube Socks and Hang Time". But seeing there was snow on the ground and i didn't feel like sludging through it, i digressed and heading to my room to partake in a ferocious wank seance(when you masturbate and you think about your dead relatives watching you). Nonetheless, the next morning our basement smelled of albacore tuna. Next time champ! I would also like to say that through previous "Life Questions" posts, there seems to be some serious discrepancy about females and masturbating. Do chicks start masturbating later in life?? Were you guys stickin it to yourself in your teens? I'm confused. Enjoy!
1.If you got to bang any one member of the real world or road rules ever, who would it be and say which show they are from. If you give me some answer like "i don't watch that shit" then you can go wash your own mouth out with soap because this is some of televisions greatest shows of all time.
2.Of course, Eddie sang crown of thorns on tour. If you could have him sing any one other song of your choice with the real band, what song would it be?
3.**DISCLAIMER** I do not mean to offend anyone with this question. If you had to kill yourself, how would you do it(obviously looking for the least painful but imaginative way).
4.What's you feeling about letters and numbers having a gender. Do you think of the number 3 as being masculine? How about the letter Q as being feminine. Think about it and tell me if i'm full of shit(well, not my pants).
5.What is the most important feature/quality/body part to you on a member of the opposite sex(or same sex if you're 'different')?
6.Which PJ album has the best overall package/artwork and why?
BONUS(ER):This question comes in a few parts and is for the gals only(believe me guys, this isn't our type of question anyway): what is the criteria for an impressive first date with a guy? what are the chances of a guy getting a little poke in the wiskers? how long until the bedposts are rockin and rollin(# of dates)? OJ, innocent or guilty?
My Divine Answers:
1.I'm going with that slice of ass Elka or Elsa from Boston real world. Her or Emily from Road Rules 1.
2.Sunshower by Chris Cornell
3.I think i would just jump out of a plane. You wouldn't remember hittin the ground and you could go skydiving at the same time.
4.I have obviously stated my feelings on this matter.
5.Girls, i think besides a nice looking face and not being chubby AT ALL, i am going with some nice toned chickens(legs)
6.Hmmmm, i will say Yield because of the hidden yield signs on every page
BONER:I'm gonna answer anyway. A nice picnic on the beach with mucho booze, a walk along the beach with the sundown, and end up fucking in the water or at a nearby hottub after she's so drunk she can't tell if i'm me or a baywatch hardbody. OJ=Guilty.
Chow,
Poopy "the birmingham blizzard" Pants
1.If you got to bang any one member of the real world or road rules ever, who would it be and say which show they are from. If you give me some answer like "i don't watch that shit" then you can go wash your own mouth out with soap because this is some of televisions greatest shows of all time.
2.Of course, Eddie sang crown of thorns on tour. If you could have him sing any one other song of your choice with the real band, what song would it be?
3.**DISCLAIMER** I do not mean to offend anyone with this question. If you had to kill yourself, how would you do it(obviously looking for the least painful but imaginative way).
4.What's you feeling about letters and numbers having a gender. Do you think of the number 3 as being masculine? How about the letter Q as being feminine. Think about it and tell me if i'm full of shit(well, not my pants).
5.What is the most important feature/quality/body part to you on a member of the opposite sex(or same sex if you're 'different')?
6.Which PJ album has the best overall package/artwork and why?
BONUS(ER):This question comes in a few parts and is for the gals only(believe me guys, this isn't our type of question anyway): what is the criteria for an impressive first date with a guy? what are the chances of a guy getting a little poke in the wiskers? how long until the bedposts are rockin and rollin(# of dates)? OJ, innocent or guilty?
My Divine Answers:
1.I'm going with that slice of ass Elka or Elsa from Boston real world. Her or Emily from Road Rules 1.
2.Sunshower by Chris Cornell
3.I think i would just jump out of a plane. You wouldn't remember hittin the ground and you could go skydiving at the same time.
4.I have obviously stated my feelings on this matter.
5.Girls, i think besides a nice looking face and not being chubby AT ALL, i am going with some nice toned chickens(legs)
6.Hmmmm, i will say Yield because of the hidden yield signs on every page
BONER:I'm gonna answer anyway. A nice picnic on the beach with mucho booze, a walk along the beach with the sundown, and end up fucking in the water or at a nearby hottub after she's so drunk she can't tell if i'm me or a baywatch hardbody. OJ=Guilty.
Chow,
Poopy "the birmingham blizzard" Pants