The Forgotton Life Questions #4

[poopypants]

Again, maybe it was all the pot i smoked last night or simply sheer exhaustion after a furious session with my left hand, i forgot #4. So in honor of all you honest people (hedonist, thank you for admitting you swallow, kudos to you) i will reveal #4 from the library. I would also like to say(this is getting off the subject, oh wait, there's never been a subject) that some people are fucking slobs. Let me elaborate. I understand that being at work sucks, the monotony of the day is enough to drive a man insane. I have actually mastered the art of being content with my thoughts only for hours straight, quite useful i must say, but today threw even me for a loop. Deciding it was time for mid-morning squeezer i headed to the men's room to drop the cosbys off at the pool. Now, i've gone into stalls before and there have been huge rhino logs chillin in there or the occasional shitwater splatter on the seat but some fucking pig decided he wanted to take it another level and bop the bologna for shits and giggles. Only this guy shot his wad all over the back of the stall door NOW COME ON PEOPLE. That's fucking sick and to top it off he left a few short and curlys on the seat so i could sit directly on his pubes. Having tainted the handi-stall MY handi-stall, i retreated to the smaller stall only to be greeted by skid marks. What, is this a fucking art show! Come on now. Onto the questions!

1.Name your favorite alcoholic drink(no beer) and describe what's in it.
2.Speaking of bathrooms, how many of you put down landing gear when you go? Be honest. It seems like every middle aged old fart that shits in these bathrooms just plops their welted ass down no problem.
3.Has anyone here ever seen a ghost or something that was just really fucked up like a table moving or something? I just saw some shit about the real Amityville Horror house and it wigged me out. I love shit about ghosts and UFOs, etc.
4.If i had to take away one PJ album forever and you couldn't ever listen to it again, which would it be. You must say one.
5.What is your favorite line from a PJ song, one line only.
6.Everyone, what is your feeling on vaginal smell, because some really don't smell too hot, and some don't smell at all. What do you do to prevent this or don't you even realize? Don't mean to be sick(yes i do) but this is important!
BONUS(ER):How many minutes on average to you give oral to your partner at one sitting?

My Answers
1.Gin and Tonic; Liquid Heroin(Jager, RumpleMintze, and Goldschlager)
2.Landing gear EVERY time except at home or a friend's house
3.I have never seen a goddam ghost but I am waiting, I've seen ghost pictures though
4.Vitalogy(no!!!)
5."If i only knew now what I knew then" -I'm Open
"If i had known then what i know now" -Red Mosquito
6.I think that girls need to check their shit out for real, guys too, there's nothing worse than that
BONER: I'm gonna say 20 minutes on average, is that too short?? I guess it's never long enough

Poopy "the venezualean valentine" Pants
Have a great weekend

[csmooth24]

1. i either drink vodka tonic (only stoli, finlandia, grey goose, or some other fine vodka) or southern comfort with coke, cranberry, whatever...oh...captn morgans is good too...did i mention white russians...shit...to many choices...i like it all! except whisky/bourben/coniac (sp?) i guess i don't have the pallet for the strong stuff...

2. i don't use the covers but do give the seat a good wipe...

3. no

4. vs. (fucked up question though)

5. i know someday...beautiful life...star...why can't it be mine...

6. never encountered a bad one...but that would kill the moment if i gagged or something...

boner...shit...i don't have a partner right now...but i will do it for a while...i get comfy and start chowing...

~chris
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[poopypants]

chowing...great word, funniest thing i've heard all day

[takemyhand]

First, absolute ewwwwwww, repulsed on the toilet situation.

1. White Russians, vodka, kalhau(sp) and milk
2. squat only, bottom never touches a public toilet seat.
3. Ghostly encounter, I believe so. felt someone in the room, a kiss on the cheek, and told me everything was going to be okay.
4. I will follow general consenus Vitalogy.
5.wait for the dream, where I'm not ugly and you're looking at me.
6. bathe regularly
B - No time limit - until the desired result is achieved.

take my hand, not my picture

[Phil]

Re: the ghost thing. That's COOL! Can I put that into a story? /images/smile.gif

[csmooth24]

thanks poopy...that was our intramural softball teams name in college...chowing box...hehe

~chris
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[Phil]

1. Alabama Slammers. Favorite affordable drink: Tanq and Tonic
2. Depends on the bathroom. I try to avoid public ones at all costs.
3. I saw a UFO with my family and about a hundred other people while driving on a highway.
4. This question sucks. Um.... LO2L..... HA!
5. I gather speed..... etc.
6. Dunno.... don't have one.
7. Quite a while. I actually enjoy it. Now I just have to find a partner -it's been awhile.

[takemyhand]

If you like.

Anne

take my hand, not my picture

[bluecow]

1. but i like beer! i'm too young to drink (damn USofA) so i havent tried too much... sangrias are good.
2. depends where i am- i mean, in my dorm bathroom i won't bother cuz they clean it like every day and it's just the girls in my hall that go in there.
3. nope... though once when i was about 4 i think i was hallucinating and i saw a wolf under my bed... seriously, i saw it!
4. no code or vitalogy... tough choice. but could i still listen to those songs on the boots?
5. "i'll ride the wave where it takes meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
6. ewwwwwww
BONER: usually until desired effect is achieved... around 15- 20 min. if it takes longer, i give up.

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i want to taste
everyone i see

[poopypants]

bluecow, no answer to #6?? These are things people need to know here! How old are you anyway? Damm, finally someone my age, well i'm 22 so i am older than you.

[csmooth24]

yeah...you gotta tell how to keep the shit rosey...and don't give up...that sux!

~chris
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[bluecow]

well, i'm 19.

anyway, i thought my answer to #6, what are my feelings on it, was sufficient "ewww"... i think it's nas-tay. what i do to prevent such: shower often.

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i want to taste
everyone i see

[Smirks]

1) Whiskey Sour
2) No landing gear for work/home/friends. LG for every other place
3) Well, my parents house is haunted by a dude. I've seen the ghost on several occasions and I even have a few freaky stories about it. If I have enough requests I'll post a few stories. :)
4) Lo2L
5) "Makes much more sense to live in the present tense..."
6) --
B) Enough time for desired effect. :)

[northwoodsamyII]

you always come up with.....

1) Imported Red wine...a good one at that.
2) Public bathrooms: always use landing gear ( ha! smirks that was funny!) if now pre shaped gear available, I use TP around the seat. At home, I just sit.
3) I have seen a UFO with some friends. no drugs involved
4)what a shitty quesion man!!! I'd say Vitalogy if it has to be a studio, LO2L if it doesn't cause I have all those songs on boots anyway. loophole...
5) geez, another shitty question......I'm fond of that whole Faithful thingy at the end of the song- it's like one long continuous beautiful wordage.
"You are you are a furry thing and everything is you me you you me it's all related what's a boy to do Just be a darling and I will be too, faithful to you." but if that's too long, I'll take "if I knew where it was I would take you there" for 500 Alex.
6) I shower daily and my love has not a single complaint about it's sweet smell or taste........
Bonus: until he just can't stop smilling and shaking.......and then I keep going.

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[anotherchild]

1. i don't drink enough to have one
2. unless i'm at home there is always landing gear.....always
3. once i thought i saw a ghost but it was probably just a shadow (i hope)
4. LO2L
5. "I'm a thief, I'm a liar Here's my church, and I sing in the choir"
6. i'm with bluecow on this one...ewwww! TAKE A SHOWER!!!!!
BONUS: i don't have a partner

[hedonist]

1...I take my favorite drinks hard and straight (just like my men)...scotch, brandy...and the always-favorite wine, most kinds...(or a good strong screwdriver)
2...Depends on where I am, and if the seat's clean and dry (I gotta tough ass)......
3...Nope, never
4...Shit...if I can't cheat like *someone* here did and choose LO2L, I'd have to go with Ten...(I HATE questions like this!)
5...OK, here's but one..."Are you woman enough to be my man? Bandaged hand in hand".......
6...Cleanliness is key (and oh how I love to clean it)...no worries or complaints here......

Bonus...I don't know...I just go at it...sometimes it's fun to drag it out (no pun intended) and give that sweet torture-pleasure I love so much...other times, my animal instinct takes over and it's all about devouring him...time isn't even a consideration........

[RogueTrader]

Seriously, dude......you gotta get out more....

1. Margherita or Scotch and Soda on ice (ignoring the wine question which would keep me here for hours)
2. Come on people....do you really think that a thin flimsy piece of paper is going to protect you from germs and stuff?.....i wipe the seat and sit.
3. No ghosts....as for the UFO's? Why is it that these super intelligent lifeforms only ever seem to abduct the stupidest dumbest pieces of trailer trash to experiment on?.....go figure.....
4. I'm with Hedo, probably 10.
5. 'They can but but can't put on my clothes'
6. I really like it. I have encountered many different scents and all of them have been great. Obviously there is a cleanliness issue, but beyond that it's all great. The young lady I am currently seeing is follows a vegan diet, and this makes a definate difference. she says the same thing about me. In the past she has dated people who follow the same diet as her. I love my steak (my dad is a butcher for god's sake) and apparently this makes a huge difference also.
Bonus: I could go south for the winter......I usually try to provide orgasm number one solely by this method.

So are you colating these responses to send to Larry Flynt, or something?

M

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25 in 30 Days, Makes this room feel like home

[yelloledbetter]

1. My favorite is Malibu (coconut rum) with chocolate milk.
2. I avoid public bathrooms at all cost, but if I HAVE to use one ALWAYS LG.
3. No ghost or supernatural experiences ever. Thank god...that would make me shit my pants....see #1 of life questions #3.
4. Vitalogy
5. I cannot pick one line...every line of Black moves me ti the very core of my being.
6. Gross, gross, gross....TAKE A BATH!!!!!

As long as it takes to keep my man satisfied. I don't mind, because he returns the favour.

[Fat Rasin]

everyone knows hedonist swallows! i've been listening to her babble for two years at the other board! lol no offense to her, shes great as far as i can tell. lol
1: i don't drink alchohol and im only 16 anyway, if i was old enough i still wouldn't drink it
2: i usually don't have to shit if im not at home, and if i do, i hold it, if i really gotta go i can do it fine, but i'd rather not!
3: i'm sure this was a dream, but i heard this really weird noise outside like a really close helicopter and i looked out my window and it looked like something was in my backyard! so i just went back to sleep. lol like i said it must have been a dream
4: TEN, easy
5: How do I feel?
6: never actually smelt it before



Sometimes i just want to choke my brother till he says "stop, you're choking me"

[hedonist]

I came here to try and find a much-needed smile this morning, and I can't tell you how good it makes me feel to see that my words have been considered "babble"...too bad you didn't tell me that on the other board too....

If I sound oversensitive to this...well yeah, I guess I am...I have no idea who you are, and it really doesn't matter...but I've been hurting - as if that really fucking matters anyway - and what you wrote made it a little worse....

Really nice how people take care of each other.....

[hedonist]

Yeah...nobody hears, it goes it goes it goes.........

So much for a little help from my friends.....

Fuck it, she's disappeared........

[reallygroovN]

1. i dont need no stinkin' al key haul

2. i believe you mean do you sit or squat? im a sitter and i really hate it when squaters get pee on the toilet seat..AND THEN DONT CLEAN UP!!!!!!!! i mean, comeon, if you peed on your own toilet seat, you would clean it up, right?????? a little paper towel, a little antibac soap...all it takes

3. never saw a ghost but have had a few psychic encounters

4. yield - god do i feel guilty

5. try to keep my self fresh and clean and smellin like a daisy /images/smile.gif good hygene and a hair cut works every time

bonus...it varies (and trust me we have timed it...) 2 minutes is a record (im THAT good /images/wink.gif up to timeless /images/wink.gif /images/wink.gif

AND DONT NOBODY HURT MY FRIEND'S FEELINGS....SAY YOU ARE SORRY FR...HEDO IS MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!

[northwoodsamyII]

you hold on babe, hol don tight, cause it'll get better. And never you mind what some stranger says about your words because you know who your friends are and you KNOW they hold your words much higher than babble.......


I love ya..you've always been such friend to me. thanks....

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[poopypants]

am i missing something? somebody hurt "Hedos" feelings, but i saw the post and it looked to me like the person was joking and actually said how much he liked her? Shit, maybe i read it differently. I love how everyone comes to everyone's defense when someone else gets picked on. Maybe we should let other people do their own fighting. Just my 6 cents(get it?).

Poopy "the gettysburg gatch-taster" Pants

[northwoodsamyII]

it was read wrong, but nonetheless, hedo is my great friend and has defended my ass countless times. I know that right now she is enduring a rough time like many here and I will back her up any day any time....

:)

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[poopypants]

what's up with hedo? damm everyone in here is hittin the skids

[reallygroovN]

i just think that hedo is a great chick and if someone hurt her feelings, they should appologize to her...it is the polite thing to do /images/smile.gif

at any point, something we write could be taken the wrong way...and although WE mean no harm, the person reading can still get their feelings hurt and then we should appologize (or how ever it is spelled)

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[hedonist]

groovN and Amy...thanks...I've got too-thin skin right now, and reading that...hurt...however it was intended....

Thanks again to both of you...

[poopypants]

hey what about me, no props. Damm, i thought we were friends "Hedo". I'm gonna start calling myself "Poopo".

[hedonist]

Sorry for the oversight....

[Fat Rasin]

i am soo sorry, you have no idea how bad i felt when i read that message. i didn't mean it that way! i just meant that you do what you like and don't care what others think, you love to have fun from what i can tell. im really sorry i was just playing around and didn't mean it that way! please forgive me


Sometimes i just want to choke my brother till he says "stop, you're choking me"

[northwoodsamyII]

see hedo? raisin? we're all friends here....I love seeing people making amends. /images/smile.gif


hugs to you both.........

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.

[hedonist]

Thanks, Raisin...like I said, thin-skin and all that...affects my perception sometimes.....

But I do appreciate your words...thanks again......

[reallygroovN]

this is so nice /images/smile.gif

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig group huggies allaround /images/laugh.gif

[13throwcenter]

I'm way late on answering this one, but I'll do it anyway...

1. Tanq & Tonic with a squeeze of lime, oh yeah.

2. Depends on the bathroom.

3. I've never seen anything like that, although when I was 8 I SWORE I saw Bigfoot on the hill behind my elementary school. I wish to hell I'd see a UFO some time, that would be cool as shit.

4. Ten. I listen to it the least. (I too hate questions like this! I start thinking... oh what about Release? What about Garden?! grrrrrr)

5. I gather speed from you fucking with me.

6. I always freshen up if there is even a chance of there being any contact!

Boner: I like to go back and forth with my areas of concentration.... 5 minutes here, 2 minutes there, 8 minutes here, 4 minutes there and so on and so forth... :)

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And the rivers shall open for the righteous, someday.