Life Questions #2

[poopypants]

Wow since yesterday's questions were a mild success I would like to dive deeper into the feces-infested swamp of your minds and get some more opinions.

1.Guys, honestly, how many wet dreams have you had in your life?? I only had 2 and I'm now 22. Maybe it's because I pounded my vomiting cobra so much as a teen.
2.Do girls really think that we believe they don't masturbate?? If i said i believe that 75% of girls do, would i be wrong?
3.OK a PJ question...if you were going on a 3 hour road trip and you could only bring 1 album, what would it be and why in one sentence.
4.I've asked this question before but I didn't get a whole lot of response so I'll ask it again: if you saw a UFO, i mean you knew it was a real fuckin UFO, would that make you believe in God more or less? Me, less.
5.If you could sit in on PJ Unplugged 2, what three songs would you demand them to play? I know one song EVERYONE is going to say.
6.Girls, if size does matter(if it doesn't say so) is it length or girth(i love that word)?

Poopy "the peruvian poonhound" Pants

[takemyhand]

Good Morning PP,

1.
2. I think you'd be wrong only in your percentage, it's probably higher.
3. Damn this one was tough. Are boots okay? I would bring Kat 2. It has most of my favourites and I could listen to it twice in a row no problem.
4. I would believe in God less.
5. Black, Long Road, Corduroy
6. Length is nice.



take my hand, not my picture

[csmooth24]

1. not sure how many...i want more!
2. they all do...
3. LO2L...good mix of the first five...
4. don't know
5. footsteps, porch (the first was so amazing, again please!), faithful, in hiding, evolution might be cool...
6. either way im screwed...hehe /images/smile.gif

~chris
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[Baby Bowler]

1.
2. i have to say that you are wrong...everyone does it.
3. can i wait a week for this road trip and bring seattle 2?
4. less
5. long road, given to fly, in hiding, sleight of hand (sorry, i have 4)
6. its not so much what you have, its what you do with it...

[poopypants]

hey what's this shit all of a sudden?? girls do masturbate? why does everyone of them say they don't?? you girls are the best at lying!! well, most of you. Maybe older women do it more cuz they reach their sexual peak later in life...crazy shit but i fukkin love it!

[Smirks]

1) A couple....2 or 3 maybe
2) uhhh, dunno
3) No Code
4) less
5) Black, Porch, Immortality
6) Guy here.... :P

[poopypants]

god, i can't believe no one has said lowlight..shows you what i know

[Baby Bowler]

i thought about it...but you only said to pick 3 songs, and i already had 4...
but if you would have given me 5 songs to pick...

[anotherchild]

1.

2. i'm a girl and i think i'm the only one who doesn't masturbate, i guess i'd rather get my kicks the real way. but most girls i've talked to admit it.

3. can it be a mixed tape? if not then Ten.....that's what i usually take when i go camping

4. wouldn't matter

5. Black, Porch, In Hiding

6. size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it

[13throwcenter]

1. girl here
2. I have no idea what guys think about whether women masturbate. I think you would be wrong, I think it is higher.
3. I would take Vitalogy with me because it is my favorite album.
4. Less.
5. Indifference, Tremor Christ and I Got Shit.
6. size..... well,in all of my travels, I've only come across one that was quite a bit bigger than average and one that was smaller than average. Very slightly bigger than average would be just right, I think, but I've had no problems with the average penis so far /images/wink.gif


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What if the Hokey-Pokey *is* what it's all about?

[bluecow]

1. my boyfriend said that it has never happened to him... probably about the same reason it has only happened to you twice.
2. i do. /images/smile.gif... but i do believe that a lot of girls that say they don't actually dont... i'd say about 50% do.
3. pittsburgh boot... cuz i was there.
4. i don't think it would change my beliefs about God.
5. baba, release, yellow ledbetter
6. well, size doesn't matter as long as it's big enough to do the job... girth is more important.

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i want to taste
everyone i see

[yelloledbetter]

1. Girl here
2. I think you've got your percentage wrong, it's most likely higher than that.
3. My burned greatest hits, album and live tracks...sorry if that's cheating.
4. Less
5. Yellow Ledbetter, Black, Long Road
6. Length doesn't make much difference since our vagina is only like 3 inches long, it's definately girth that makes the difference.

[mtgirl]

1 interesting pp, i always thought guys didn't have very many
2 hell no! i think some girls don't, not very many, and i think they are whacked if they don't and need assistance. that doesn't make them bad ppl tho. i think 75 is a hard core underestimate
3 if it had to be pj: yield, it's strong and contains variation and has the coolest hidden track, but truthfully, right now, i'd take the white album. more tracks you know plus variety and coolness
4 i really don't believe in god, i mean i don't believe there isn't a god, i just basically don't know and have no absolute way of telling, so i don't think it would really change anything about my view on god. but it would be crazy!
5 hmm i don't know what you think everyone would put. i'd choose porch again cause it was so cool on the first unplugged. and thin air and nais cause i would just love to watch jeffy rockin the stand up.
6 girth by far. there's like a threshold for length, way to short is bad, but beyond a certain point, it doesn't really matter

[Fat Rasin]

1: i've had sex dreams but never actually got wet. i beat it way to much. lol
2: guy, but yes girls are big liars
3: No code, its my favorite (one sentance!)
4: less
5: Red Mosquito, hail hail, of the girl

Sometimes i just want to choke my brother till he says "stop, you're choking me"

[reallygroovN]

1. girl here
2. girls lie about that kinda stuff, its just not polite....i never do it /images/wink.gif
3. philly1 boot (oh, did i tell you, i was there:)
4. i believe in God and seeing a ufo would just prove my belief that there is life outside our world
5. breath, dissidant, betterman
6. girth is good /images/smile.gif