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MonkeyBrains

11-24-2003, 06:22 PM

It's already a very special day.. A very, Very, VERY SPECIAL day..

I think this day will forever been known as 'International Day of the Turd', where we clelebrate the glory, the wonder that is Poop.. Honour the greatest contributors to Turds of our time.. So with the begining of 'International Day of the Turd' I'd like to say..

Happy Birthday to the biggest Turd of them all..

jamijams

11-24-2003, 06:44 PM

yay! jake! happy birfday jake. i hope you have a wonderful super great fantastico day
:D :D :D :D :D

yer ardy

11-24-2003, 08:07 PM

i'll lovingly move my bowels in your honor, jake...

;)

Not_Trapped

11-24-2003, 08:29 PM

happy tomorrow jake - i wish i was there so we could toast the big 24 together - and burn a big pile of wood in your parking lot - gosh i want a fire so badly

dominic

csmooth24

11-24-2003, 08:44 PM

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!

Turd BURGERS ALL AROUND!! :D

Johnny Carwash

11-24-2003, 09:04 PM

when i think of shit, i think of jake
and i mean that as lovingly as possible
happy birthday jake! :) :poop:

Beta

11-24-2003, 10:34 PM

happy birthday, highway babe!:)

reallygroovN

11-24-2003, 11:12 PM

happy jake day!!!!!

toilets are flushing all over the world in your honor, dood :)

but you are really so much more then poop. im lucky to have met ya and seen our favorite band with ya. you are a great guy so celebrate in style :D

low_light

11-25-2003, 12:49 AM

happy birthday to highway. 24 eh? you fucking puppy.

hope it's great.

-david

ps- shut up, Jess.
i didnt read this yet hehe.

ProfessorFrink

11-25-2003, 12:52 AM

happy birthday Jake.

p.s. I liked David's thread better. because it was North American. and North America includes Canada. Australia just includes Australia. smarmy bastards.

peacefulness

11-25-2003, 01:07 AM

This was my friend Kyle's away message the other day and I thought of you...

".....like a turd in a dixie cup....."

I really don't know where it's from or what it's suppose to mean, but here's to you kid! Happy Turday!

~Melanie

MonkeyBrains

11-25-2003, 01:07 AM

ProfessorFrink

11-25-2003, 01:18 AM

You say North America..
I say Fuck You!!

Go.. Do you think I care?? Huh, do ya?? Do ya really think I care?? Go make another post!! Will I loose sleep?? I don't think so Bud.. No one invited you to my part of the world anyway..

I like being a Smarmy Bastard..

as god as my witness... I will never... ever... make a trip to Australia. I see what you bruces are all about now. smarminess. smarminess and fucked up seasons. summer in December... fuck off.

peacefulness

11-25-2003, 01:27 AM

LOL.... oooooohhhh... I love you guys. :)

~Melanie

MonkeyBrains

11-25-2003, 01:30 AM

Hey.. There's nothing wrong with the southern hemispher.. It's you whacky freaks up there that think the world revolves around you..
There's nothing wrong with Summer In December.. There's nothing wrong with toilets flushing clockwise.. There's nothing wrong with being upside freaking down all the time..
That's right the whole countries Smarmy.. As Smarmy as it gets!!
Get out of my post!!

ProfessorFrink

11-25-2003, 01:40 AM

fine! I'm gone. I've gotta get up in a few hours anyways. for some people it's almost kinda today... not like you people... where it's already well into today... like that makes you better or something... because you've got today before we do. well getting today a bit later gives us the proper amount of time to learn from the mistakes that you're making in the early stages of your today. unless, your today is actually my yesterday... in that case, the today that I'm talking about is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.

low_light

11-25-2003, 03:08 AM

lol cute.

Not_Trapped

11-25-2003, 12:06 PM

okay - well - jess - you're great - i love you the way you are - upside down and all inside out - let's party - for jake - and dance FOR ME!

dominic

_sysiphus_

11-25-2003, 05:22 PM

Happy birthday Jake!:)

MonkeyBrains

11-25-2003, 06:16 PM

What's with today, today??

Baby, you're just following our example we make no mistakes.. Someone has to pave the path into the future!!

panthergirl

11-25-2003, 07:03 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!!!!!!!!!!

all the best always!
:bigsm: :ditsy: :chinese: :bandit: :ninja:

xxxxx
:cool:

merlin

11-25-2003, 07:44 PM

Happy Happy Birthday Jake!!!!! Hope you have a great one dood!!!!!!:ditsy: :bigsm: :)

11-26-2003, 08:29 AM

happy birthday jake

i'm not sure if it was yesterday, today or tomorrow
but have a great one