Greetings From 13

[prism]

Hey Everybuddy,
I'm of really sorry that I made you guys worry. I'm having a hard time but, it helps that all of you care.
I did a reallly stupid thing and this message is being composed from the Whatcom County Jail. Try not to worry about me, I've got my P.J. socks on and, I have plenty of time on my hands to practice my sock sliding shimmmy.
I Love You Guys!

Inmate 13

p.s. If you don't mind collect calls from jail, you can p.m. your phone # to prism and she can pass them on to me.

[ProfessorFrink]

holy shit!

[DeliveredWings]

My goodness...you are a rebel aren't you?! I hope you are okay. Please be careful, don't drop the soap.

Natasha

[jennie10]

that's what i was thinkin!/images/shocked.gif

"The doctors are running out of patients. I ran out of patience a long time ago." Henry Rollins

[pearlmelon]

There she is.../images/smile.gif

Just let me know if you need me to come down there & open a can on any inmates & I'll be there before you can listen to, ummm...every single boot from start to finish. /images/tongue.gif hehehe.

Seriously, take care of yourself!!! & We love you too!!! /images/smile.gif
((((Sandi))))

"I could peel you like a pear, & God would call it justice."

[_sysiphus_]

Love ya too!
You really had me worried there for a while - I'm glad that you are okay and still smiling.

(((Sandi)))

"I thank you for helping me learn how to think, but I reserve the right to determine WHAT I think."

[M_F_Cecil]

I'm gonna have Pizza Hut deliver a pepperoni, chese and metal file pie to you A.S.A.P.

take care my friend....
if there is any way I can help, just ask

-Cecil

...That what you fear the most could meet you half way...

[prism]

well ,hold the pepperoni ,cause sandi is a vegetarian....just have them double the metal files, please

[Smirks]

It's nice to hear that she's ok, but why the heck is she in jail?! If people don't want to tell the board, at least tell me in a PM... please. /images/crazy.gif

[luv2rok]

She won't even speak to me :(

Women Seem Wicked,When You're Unwanted....

The Lizard King

[Plaidsurfshorts]

SHE'S OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /images/laugh.gif

"What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "SVT".

[Phil]

/images/laugh.gif I am so gonna kick your ass when you get back from there /images/tongue.gif

Seriously, I'm glad you're okay.

[PJMom]

Sandi!! What the hell did you do now? Sheesh...I check my email and find this message from you and of course the first place I head is this board and yours to find out what is going on.
Glad you're still alive but IN JAIL??? What are we going to do with you? Love ya I guess...it's all we can do!

I'm off to work now. Shaking my head in wonder at my friend. Hope you get out soon!

[yer ardy]

what a rebel with (i hope) a cause..../images/smile.gif
love you no matter what, sandi
whatever you need, i'll help..say the word...
thank god(or whoever) this didn't turn out as i had
originally feared...

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if i had one dollar for every brain you don't have, i would have one dollar

[anescence]

/images/shocked.gif!!!! Oh dear!!! I hope you get out soon!!! Should we take up a collection for bail?!?! I'll be thinkin' about you. Hope everything turns out OK. /images/smile.gif

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My mind not only wanders....it sometimes leaves completely /images/crazy.gif

[Highway23]

glad to hear you're ok doll, miss ya much...take care of yourself, and your head up

[edvedderismyhero]

Oh
my
god


Well, it's good to know...GREAT to know that Sandi's okay...but in jail? Whatever for? I understand not wanted to post why but...it's killing me...

Good god. I'll chip money in on that pizza :)



Lauren

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

[RogueTrader]

Not really much of a light side to your current predicament, babe, but it might be this.......This is what our good friends 'Tool' have to say........

M


Prison Sex

It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young and vestal then,
you know it hurt me,
but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
I've got my hands bound,
my head down , my eyes closed,
and my throat wide open.

Do unto others what has been done to you

I'm treading water,
I need to sleep a while.
My lamb and martyre, you look so precious.
Won't you come a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this,
I can't stand to burn too long.
Released in this sodomy.
For one sweet moment I am whole.

Do unto you now what has been done to me.

You're breathing so I guess you're still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
Won't you come just a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this.
I need this to make me whole.
There's release in this sodomy.
For I am your witness that
blood and flesh can be trusted.
And only this one holy medium brings me piece of mind.

Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now.

I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
shit blood and cum on my hands.

I've come round full circle.
My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon.
You look so precious.


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[RogueTrader]

Why Prison is better than a Full Time Job

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.

At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.

At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.

At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.

At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.

At work you are just ball-and-chained.

In prison you get your own toilet.

At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.

At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.

At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.

At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.

At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.

At work we have managers.


Laughing yet?

M


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[northwoodsamyII]

what kind of silly thing did ya do? Oh well- I'm positive it'll all work itself out. We all got yer back and we all love you babe. keep that head up....

/images/smile.gif lots of love to you...
amy

TO MY FRIENDS, I'M NOT A DRUNK DRIVER...I'M PRESIDENT ELECT.